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Midnight_Vulture 06-24-2008 08:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Deberg_1990 (Post 4808655)
IM guessing you have no wife and kids? No Mom and Dad anymore? No brothers or sisters??

Because why on earth would anyone who cared about you let you do something so stupid and selfish?

No kids that I know of.:D

I have a brother and my parents both hate my bike and how I ride it. They dont know and will not know about me getting a ticket for going 100+. Dont want to worry them.

Donger 06-24-2008 08:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Midnight_Vulture (Post 4808659)
I dont want to start too much crap on here. We are all Chief fans but damn I cant believe the haters.

Are you guys just jealous cause chicks dig guys with bikes? Or crouch rockets as you would call it.

I really don't need props.

ChiTown 06-24-2008 08:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Midnight_Vulture (Post 4808659)
I dont want to start too much crap on here. We are all Chief fans but damn I cant believe the haters.

Are you guys just jealous cause chicks dig guys with bikes? Or crouch rockets as you would call it.

Yeah, haters.

You call out police officers for actually doing their job and use the term pig several times to describe them for pulling you over. You put yourself and others around you in danger when you go 100+ mph. You are correct - we are all jealous of your (short) life style and are all haters.

Simply Red 06-24-2008 08:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Midnight_Vulture (Post 4808628)
Says the guy masterbating in his avatar. I bet you spend lots of nights doing that.:LOL:


There is nothing wrong w/ masturbation, I encourage it. It takes a real man to admit he `jacks.`

Phobia 06-24-2008 08:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Midnight_Vulture (Post 4808659)
I dont want to start too much crap on here. We are all Chief fans but damn I cant believe the haters.

Are you guys just jealous cause chicks dig guys with bikes? Or crouch rockets as you would call it.

I'm totally jealous. What you don't realize is that 99% of girls think you're a reerun for endangering yourself like that. Sure, you'll find some girls who think it's cool for 10 minutes but once that initial thrill is gone you're through. Gosh, you must be really awesome to be able to pull a chick with your motorcycle. If you had a personality and a triple digit IQ you'd be unstoppable.

Easy 6 06-24-2008 08:32 AM

The very moment i read 'I'M A SEASONED PRO AT THIS'...is the very moment i knew you were going to die.

Hopefully you dont take anyone else with you.

StcChief 06-24-2008 08:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Midnight_Vulture (Post 4808659)
I dont want to start too much crap on here. We are all Chief fans but damn I cant believe the haters.

Are you guys just jealous cause chicks dig guys with bikes? Or crouch rockets as you would call it.

Chicks dig cool guys until their dead or maimed and then they move on the next cool guy....

ask the chick if she like the previous cool guy before he bought it.

Bowser 06-24-2008 08:36 AM

Threads like these are awesome. It never fails to amuse to see a guy go down in flames when he comes in here bragging about his "coolness" (if all of this is on the level).

There's a reason I never started a thread bragging about how I picked up two smokin' hot chicks in Vegas, and had the craziest, most satisfying sexual experience of my life, even if they did give me the clap. It's just not smart.

Bowser 06-24-2008 08:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Bowser (Post 4808687)

There's a reason I never started a thread bragging about how I picked up two smokin' hot chicks in Vegas, and had the craziest, most satisfying sexual experience of my life, even if they did give me the clap. It's just not smart.

Oh, hell....

Demonpenz 06-24-2008 08:36 AM

with the fine money you are going to spend you could have taken it to a closed race course

Chiefspants 06-24-2008 08:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Midnight_Vulture (Post 4808578)
Huh? All I was doing was speeding. I wasnt smuggling narcotics or anything sheesh.

And for the record, I am a damn good rider and have been in several competitions in the past too. I also have a clear record of ZERO crashes and ZERO injuries.

Put that in your pipe and smoke it.

Obviously since you're such a good driver you aren't endangering anybody at all going 100+.

Phobia 06-24-2008 08:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Bowser (Post 4808687)
There's a reason I never started a thread bragging about how I picked up two smokin' hot chicks in Vegas, and had the craziest, most satisfying sexual experience of my life, even if they did give me the clap. It's just not smart.

How much did that set you back?

Deberg_1990 06-24-2008 08:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Bowser (Post 4808687)
Threads like these are awesome. It never fails to amuse to see a guy go down in flames when he comes in here bragging about his "coolness" (if all of this is on the level).

I wonder if this guy has stolen any laptops lately?? :)

Bowser 06-24-2008 08:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 4808692)
How much did that set you back?

Not much. I was feeling like the last kid picked in kickball.

The clap treatments were expensive, though. Didn't want to claim it with insurance and all...

Bowser 06-24-2008 08:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Deberg_1990 (Post 4808694)
I wonder if this guy has stolen any laptops lately?? :)

Heh. Good question.


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