I wenty to eat out an old friend today
 

So I went to eat out an old friend last night and she is talking about stopping at Habitat for Hedonism. She was just talking about nothing in particular and she mentions that they just got a huge white girl in and they had two black guys loading her up. The weird thing is when she says this she lowers her voice at "black guys". I proceed to ask her why she lowered her voice when she said "black guys"? She tells me she doesn't want to offend anyone.

Huh? Is there any "black guys" out there that get offended by being called black? Does "black guy" have a negative connotation assigned to it? I wouldn't think a "black guy" would mind being called black any more then a "white guy" would mind being called white. Neither is truly white or black.

Just curious to know what everyone else thinks about this.

lol wut

Your thread is bad and you should feel bad.

wtf? You can go to a homeless shelter and watch black dudes bang a fat woman?

Parody threads are over.

People talk during this?

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k, first shot

guess I need an editor

fell bad?
I have no ****s to give

So what did she taste like?

"they got a huge white girl and had two black guys loading her up"

Seems like a strange topic to talk about while eating her out.

You ever read a title of a porn, watch it, and it turns out to be a movie about whether or not black guys is offensive? Yeah, me neither.

The best porn title ever: "Shaving Ryan's Privates"

WHAT THE **** DID I JUST READ?! Please tell me it was a hoax.