The theme for the 2014 CP "King of the n00bs" award is...
 

(UPDATE 02/10/15: The ****ening has begun.)

Deathmatch.

This time we're not awarding a winner based on post count or how well-liked they are. We're going to crown the king of the n00bs based on how strong and resilient they are. This time we are finally going to crown one TRUE champion.

Here's how it works: If you joined Chiefs Planet at all since September 2013, either post in this thread or PM me expressing your interest in this brawl.

From that point on, n00bs will neg rep each other as often as they wish. Once a n00b's rep bar goes into the red, they're out of the competition, even if somebody gives them positive rep and restores the green squares. I'll check up on the participants at least once per day to see how things are going. If I don't catch somebody going into the red before they turn back to green, and nobody tells me, that person will still survive. You can ensure your kills by screen capping and attaching the images in this thread. Last n00b left in the green is the winner and the 2014 CP King of the N00bs.

This might take 24 hours or 24 days. Nobody knows. If it starts to go too long, we'll call it off and have a forum vote. Say, after two months or so.

The fight officially begins at midnight on February 10th. After that point, no n00bs will be able to enter their name in the ring. Once again, you must post in this thread or PM me expressing your wish to participate in order to compete.

General rules and guidelines:

1. I'll update the OP as n00bs enter into the contest and get killed off. You can always check back here if you're unsure.

2. Spectators are free to give out reputation as they would normally. If a n00b makes an awesome post and you want to add rep, go right ahead. If some Alex Smith fan n00b posts something disgusting, go ahead and let that bitch know how you feel. I'm not going to encourage or discourage outside participation. Do what you want. However, don't complain if you get too caught up and the n00bs start fighting back. Your safety isn't guaranteed. Don't say I didn't warn you.

3. HOWEVER, once I mark a n00b as dead, the fight's over. That also goes for those n00bs who don't wish to participate. Please leave them out of this-- don't just go on a n00b hunt for any random person who joined in the past year.

4. N00bs are encouraged to make bribes and form alliances and factions. Also, keep the viewers at home updated to what's going on if it's interesting. If you received a funny negative rep comment, post it and I'll bless you with my staff of green squares.

5. I'm including EVERYBODY who joined CP from October 2013 - December 31, 2014. That means that mults like Hootie 2.0 and Sweet Daddy Williams are allowed to enter the fray. Bufkin is also eligible.

6. PLEASE, BE HONORABLE. Don't start neg repping each other until February 10th. I have no way of regulating this, so you're on the honor policy

THE FIGHTERS:

Bufkin
PizzaDoughz
mac459 (withdrawn)
Coochie liquor(KO'd)
temper11 (KO'd)

Boom, ready to weild my rep stick and **** some n00bs up! You want to be n00b of the year? ****ing bend over and take it like a man

Dumb

I'm going to lose this one pretty quick, but count me in.

Ok, this could be fun

In the past I have assisted a couple of new poster with bribes. Phobia gave me a ridiculous amount of casino cash a handful of years ago. I have positive rep for sale or trade. Offer up a site donation or your signature for my support. No noob of the year award should go untampered~

No u

RNR kinda took the idea I had, but I'll run with it. Once the competition starts (February 10th until the end). I'll donate 25 cents for each + rep to ChiefsPlanet. I'll screenshot each rep I receive, and the moderators can IP ban me if I don't immediately pay up.

Got a fierce competitor here.

Which n00b out there believes he is an adept warrior capable of taking down the mighty Bufkin?

This should be entertaining.

Got another one. At the very least we'll have a boxing match.

This is great.

This is dumb

I we have our first bid~

On an unrelated note, does vbulletin offer a crowd sourcing ban option where a user who reaches a negative enough rep level gets banned automatically? I know a lot of boards have that...and they seem nice.