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BlackHelicopters 08-19-2016 08:17 AM
Colonoscopy
 
Just picked up prep liquid for colonoscopy. Procedure is Monday. So excited I can hardly wait.

pr_capone 08-19-2016 08:20 AM
Enjoy sitting on the shitter for the next few hours. Bring a book or a laptop into the bathroom with you.

Nothing quite like having a garden hose with a camera shoved up your asshole.

http://www.brucerosemanmd.com/257027c0.jpg

Warrior5 08-19-2016 08:23 AM
Bore-scope and pullover...

loochy 08-19-2016 08:27 AM
won't this aggravate your high heart rate?

siberian khatru 08-19-2016 08:30 AM
Had mine in June. The prep drink taste-wise wasn't horrible, but you have to drink so much over so many hours that it got really old fast. I could barely finish the last two glasses.

I stopped "shitting" (basically squirting clear liquid out of a hose) by midnight or so. And the procedure itself was nothing. Ate like a mofo afterward.

Bwana 08-19-2016 08:45 AM
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Originally Posted by siberian khatru (Post 12375757)
Had mine in June. The prep drink taste-wise wasn't horrible, but you have to drink so much over so many hours that it got really old fast. I could barely finish the last two glasses.

I stopped "shitting" (basically squirting clear liquid out of a hose) by midnight or so. And the procedure itself was nothing. Ate like a mofo afterward.
Yeah they knock you cold for the procedure so it's not a big deal at all. I don't know what they used to knock me out with, but I woke up ornery. (At least that's what my wife tells me)

I guess I was raising all kinds of hell wanting to get out of there and was starting to pull out my IV so I could leave. I don't remember any of it. After hearing that I felt bad, so I went down to the hospital the next day and apologized to the nurse in person. She was laughing about it and said different drugs affect people in different ways. :hmmm:

Hog's Gone Fishin 08-19-2016 08:49 AM
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Originally Posted by theelusiveeightrop (Post 12375734)
Just picked up prep liquid for colonoscopy. Procedure is Monday. So excited I can hardly wait.
You having problems or just routine check ?

loochy 08-19-2016 08:51 AM
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Originally Posted by Hog Farmer (Post 12375786)
You having problems or just routine check ?
Neither. He just likes it.

threebag 08-19-2016 08:53 AM
Good luck on Monday.


Hopefully the mods will have Clay banned by then.

BlackHelicopters 08-19-2016 08:53 AM
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Originally Posted by loochy (Post 12375749)
won't this aggravate your high heart rate?
Evidently not

BlackHelicopters 08-19-2016 08:53 AM
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Originally Posted by Hog Farmer (Post 12375786)
You having problems or just routine check ?
51 years old. The waiting is over.

threebag 08-19-2016 08:53 AM
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Originally Posted by loochy (Post 12375794)
Neither. He just likes it.
Ouch

BlackHelicopters 08-19-2016 08:54 AM
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Originally Posted by threebag02 (Post 12375796)
Good luck on Monday.


Hopefully the mods will have Clay banned by then.
My prayers would be answered. Clean my shit out and chase the CP shit out.

BlackHelicopters 08-19-2016 08:55 AM
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Originally Posted by loochy (Post 12375794)
Neither. He just likes it.
Loochy does not lie. Also, Loochy is my favorite poster. No homo.

Munson 08-19-2016 08:55 AM
RIP theelusiveeightrop's bunghole.


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