**** Official "I'm hungover as ****" thread ****
 

I'm hungover as ****, and I'm probably still drunk. My stomach is made of mush, my head is squeezing what little brain I have, and my eyes feel like they're floating in vodka.

****. Me.

eat something

Don't have the energy. Go get me something plz.

I just shit through a screen door. Get a greasy cheeseburger. That's what I'm gonna do. It really does help.

Pedialyte. You can thank me later.

Ooh! Gatorade! I have some. Thank you now!

I've got a cocktail of pedialyte, B12 and ibuprofen in me right now, and it's helping a little, but this is still awful. I need someone to go get me food asap. Thanks in advance.

Before you go drinking you should drink a good size Gatorade or something similar.

Drink LOTS of water.

Does coffee count?

Kidding, I'm on my third 32-oz glass of water.

Sprite or 7UP works for me.


I know that feel bro

I'm talking shit to my dogs, who are on the couch with me. Yep, definitely still drunk.

There is a constant yellow blob in the middle of my vision, and whenever I get a whiff of my breath I get wasted all over again. To quote my wife, I "smell like a burned-down liquor store".