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TinyEvel 06-12-2017 11:14 PM

Well, Bye, Kansas City...
 
Those of you who know me and my story know I am a Southern California born and raised native but picked Chiefs as my NFL team in 1994 after the Montana win in Houston in the AFC divisional playoffs. Stayed a loyal and true Chiefs fan through the years and after finding CP in 2005 began coming out to KC once a year (thanks NZoner) for games.

2015 -- through random happenstance, I had an opportunity to come out here for a job. I did it. I made great progress in this firm, hiring and relocating new talent to KC, championing the boomtown that it is.

A few months ago, through some reorganization, I find myself leaving this firm. Not much opportunity for me any more in KC, so I relocated my family back to the West Coast last week. I must say as a born and raised Californian, the weather and the fitness here in CA, I have to pinch myself that I am lucky to be back here.

I still love KC and will be back for games, but here are a few things I observed after living in an entirely new region for the first time in my life.

1) The people are nice. Like, genuinely nice. It would take me three minutes to get through the grocery checkout just because the cashier would ask how I am doing and make small talk.

2) No traffic. I mean, the Plaza at Christmastime is basically any road in any city in California year-round. Getting from A to B in KC was always a breeze.

3) Season Tickets at Arrowhead are a dream come true. Being able to get to the stadium at 7 am every home game, and feel the rush of the crowd every week...now when I watch the games on TV it will be different. I'll surely miss being there, and the waft of BBQ smoke will be forever emblazoned in my mind.

4) It's a good life if you have very young kids. You can buy a three bedroom home for $150K with great schools. If you have teenage kids, moving here is more tough because most local kids have already bonded with friends.

5) Lots of people are overweight. Not to make a body issue statement but it's unhealthy. I hated myself for judging people there.

6) BUT.... Lots of people are active. I was surprised at how many people are running and playing tennis, etc. The workout here seems to be more for heart health than to be good looking fit, so, glad to see so many people getting out there and getting their heart rate up.

7) Produce goes bad too fast. Buy an avocado, better eat it that day. Same with lettuce. And Citrus. I was shocked how fast those fresh produce go bad.

8) Free parking in KC is a blessing. We just went to a museum in San Francisco, Parking was $24. That was focked. Ludicrous.

9) Fast healthy food is hard to come by in KC. We just ate fresh Mex burritos for lunch and in KC it seems all the fast options are Wendy's or Arby's or Burger King etc. It was an effort to eat fast/cheap/healthy there in KC.

10) The weather. Probably the most significant difference. I didn't mind the winters (many said the past two were mild) but the summers and the sticky heat, that was the worst. Three days here and it's 70 degrees and a cool breeze, that's a million dollar climate, and it cost that much.

11) KC is a boomtown. Look at all the development, there's a ton of opportunity there right now.

12) Body modification: People in KC seem to have a higher level of "fck what other people think" in terms of what they do to their hair/face/skin. As a result you get a lot of questionable tattoos and piercings and haircuts, etc. On one hand, i was appreciative of the diversity, on the other hand, it felt like the human modification version of the bad Charles Jersey I ordered online from China.

13) who the fock am I to say what KC is like or any other place. You be you, Kansas City, that's what makes you special. I'm gonna do me out here. I'll be back to visit and sing your praises in my social media feeds. All day long. Just hide the fat people.

TinyEvel out.

Ming the Merciless 06-12-2017 11:18 PM

where'd you end up going on the west coast??

TinyEvel 06-12-2017 11:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Pawnmower (Post 12914146)
where'd you end up going on the west coast??

Just North of San Francisco.

Ming the Merciless 06-12-2017 11:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TinyEvel (Post 12914147)
Just North of San Francisco.


Very cool...we are neighbors.

I am in Santa Rosa....Welcome to NorCal my brotha

Rasputin 06-12-2017 11:28 PM

Good luck TinyEvel

007 06-12-2017 11:33 PM

I feel bad that I was never able to get out there to ride with you.

Rasputin 06-12-2017 11:45 PM

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Originally Posted by 007 (Post 12914166)
I feel bad that I was never able to get out there to ride with you.

Ya it would have been cool if TinyEvel would have gone to Cawker City and jumped over teh WORLDS LARGEST BALL OF TWINE



That would have been epic!

TinyEvel 06-12-2017 11:50 PM

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Originally Posted by KC Tattoo (Post 12914180)
Ya it would have been cool if TinyEvel would have gone to Cawker City and jumped over teh WORLDS LARGEST BALL OF TWINE



That would have been epic!

Worst of all, the Evel Knievel Museum opened in Topeka about a week before I moved. I was planning to get out there, because it really is very modern and awesome, but the burden of packing up all my stuff and selling off 1/3 of my things kept me from going.

gonna have to come back.

You should go!

Hammock Parties 06-12-2017 11:51 PM

Every time I saw a dude on a bike I thought, "Is that TinyE?"

Rasputin 06-13-2017 12:00 AM

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Originally Posted by TinyEvel (Post 12914185)
Worst of all, the Evel Knievel Museum opened in Topeka about a week before I moved. I was planning to get out there, because it really is very modern and awesome, but the burden of packing up all my stuff and selling off 1/3 of my things kept me from going.

gonna have to come back.

You should go!

Oh glad you told me about it so when I make a trip to KC I can make that on the agenda. I think my son would really enjoy it.

BucEyedPea 06-13-2017 12:07 AM

Enjoy the taxes in Cali. I hear the exodus is going the other way. Heck! Maybe you'll be your own country again or part of Mexico.

TinyEvel 06-13-2017 12:15 AM

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Originally Posted by BucEyedPea (Post 12914204)
Enjoy the taxes in Cali. I hear the exodus is going the other way. Heck! Maybe you'll be your own country again or part of Mexico.

Actually, the taxes in KS were comparable to CA. Especially the property taxes in the city where I lived. Equal. Crazy.

L.A. Chieffan 06-13-2017 12:16 AM

I just stayed in Windsor when we went to Bottle Rock in Napa. Welcome back to Cali. I might go to a Chiefs game in SF when they go up there, my sister lives in Sunnyvale

TinyEvel 06-13-2017 12:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Hammock Parties (Post 12914187)
Every time I saw a dude on a bike I thought, "Is that TinyE?"

Actually, one of the most pleasantly surprising things about KC, the cars are VERY nice to cyclists. They would always give a big cushion when passing, and be patient and go around when it was safe. Very cool.

skybbc 06-13-2017 01:38 AM

Good luck,tinyevel

Hog's Gone Fishin 06-13-2017 02:43 AM

Which area has the best bacon though ? I bet KC.

Nickhead 06-13-2017 04:15 AM

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Originally Posted by L.A. Chieffan (Post 12914210)
I just stayed in Windsor when we went to Bottle Rock in Napa. Welcome back to Cali. I might go to a Chiefs game in SF when they go up there, my sister lives in Sunnyvale

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HemiEd 06-13-2017 06:09 AM

Congrats Tinyevil on your monumental step in life's journey.

It has been my experience that there is a reason all of those people live in California, the weather. Personally, I couldn't put up with all of those people any longer, but you are young.

My favorite restaurant in the world is there in San Francisco and hopefully I get there again someday. http://www.tadichgrill.com/

Their Cioppino is legendary.

Bugeater 06-13-2017 06:43 AM

I would have thought #12 was more prevalent in Cali.

displacedinMN 06-13-2017 07:03 AM

Have to do what is best for you. At least you do not have to write off CP.

The Franchise 06-13-2017 07:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TinyEvel (Post 12914147)
Just North of San Francisco.

Back up by where I live. Welcome back, man.

tooge 06-13-2017 07:34 AM

Good luck back in Cal TE. KC will welcome you back when you can get back. I lived in both southern and northern Cal for 4 years during college. I agree with you about the weather and fitness, etc. It's alot more enjoyable going fishing or golfing when it is 75, sunny, and non humid, than what it's like here in KC in July. Having said that, 6 months out of the year are very nice here. Thanks for the parting compliments. We really do have a great city and it's full of mostly great people. When I lived out there, it seemed more every man for himself, which I never really liked.

Prison Bitch 06-13-2017 08:24 AM

If Tiny moved back to LA, then he will not see any obesity difference.


KC: obese 29% / overweight 36%
LA: obese 24% / overweight 38%

http://www.governing.com/gov-data/ob...area-data.html

Ming the Merciless 06-13-2017 08:26 AM

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Originally Posted by L.A. Chieffan (Post 12914210)
I just stayed in Windsor when we went to Bottle Rock in Napa.

That is right by where I live, my dawg...

Ming the Merciless 06-13-2017 08:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Hog Farmer (Post 12914246)
Which area has the best bacon though ? I bet KC.

By far...

I the meat in KC in general blows anything we have here away IMO....

vailpass 06-13-2017 08:29 AM

Dude just called all you guys fat.

Bugeater 06-13-2017 08:30 AM

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Originally Posted by vailpass (Post 12914386)
Dude just called all you guys fat.

You ever been to the midwest? We are fat as ****.

Ming the Merciless 06-13-2017 08:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TinyEvel (Post 12914147)
Just North of San Francisco.

Just throwing this out there:

WHen mahomes becomes the starter I am probably going to go full blown MAHOMER so , if you are in SOnoma County maybe me you and Pest and whoever else is up here can all get together for a game sometime.

Sounds like you might be in Marin County though, and I dont associate with snobs!!!

JK

Chief_For_Life58 06-13-2017 08:46 AM

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L.A. Chieffan 06-13-2017 08:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Pawnmower (Post 12914384)
That is right by where I live, my dawg...

Russian River Brewing Company FTW

L.A. Chieffan 06-13-2017 08:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Nickhead (Post 12914248)

?

Prison Bitch 06-13-2017 08:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vailpass (Post 12914386)
Dude just called all you guys fat.

The obesity rate in KC is national avg.


The great thing about the Internet is: all answers are just a click away.

Ming the Merciless 06-13-2017 08:53 AM

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Originally Posted by L.A. Chieffan (Post 12914417)
Russian River Brewing Company FTW

Yeah I been drinking his beer since it was part of Korbel .before he split off from them..Guy makes great beer...

I won't stand in line though...if you come back here, hit me up I'll give you some other recommendations that are just as good with no crowd.

L.A. Chieffan 06-13-2017 08:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Pawnmower (Post 12914426)
Yeah I been drinking his beer since it was part of Korbel ...Guy makes great beer...

I won't stand in line though...if you come back here, hit me up I'll give you some other recommendations that are just as good with no crowd.

Lol I just got the to go stuff but I had lots of good food and mead while I was up there. Wine weed and women. Cali for life Tupac baby

Ming the Merciless 06-13-2017 08:58 AM

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Originally Posted by L.A. Chieffan (Post 12914430)
Lol I just got the to go stuff but I had lots of good food and mead while I was up there. Wine weed and women. Cali for life Tupac baby

Yeah man! Glad you enjoyed it....Theres some really great spots with to-go growlers. If you come back here some time I will take you to my new favorite spot and buy you a growler.

Its in a weird strip mall location but yummy food and great beer to-go

http://www.fogbeltbrewing.com/

I also really like

https://bearrepublic.com/

which is about 5 milesish north of windsor maybe 7

L.A. Chieffan 06-13-2017 09:01 AM

I drink Racer 5 all the time I love it, should've visited them, doh

L.A. Chieffan 06-13-2017 09:03 AM

Did you go to Bottle Rock at all?

Ming the Merciless 06-13-2017 09:03 AM

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Originally Posted by L.A. Chieffan (Post 12914434)
I drink Racer 5 all the time I love it,

oh hell yes

thats my daily driver LOL

love me some racer 5

red rocket is amazing too

They have decent food too and Healdsburg is a cool little place to walk around with a buzz and drink/eat

Ming the Merciless 06-13-2017 09:05 AM

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Originally Posted by L.A. Chieffan (Post 12914436)
Did you go to Bottle Rock at all?

dude i WISH

I have a 1 yr old and a 5 yr old but SOOOOOON....

I havent done much since my 5 yr old was born but we are done having babies and we have the 5 yr old trained pretty well...so as soon as the 1 yr old can walk and talk better and I can get him trained (hahaha) then we will roll out to some fests

L.A. Chieffan 06-13-2017 09:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Pawnmower (Post 12914440)
dude i WISH

I have a 1 yr old and a 5 yr old but SOOOOOON....

I havent done much since my 5 yr old was born but we are done having babies and we have the 5 yr old trained pretty well...so as soon as the 1 yr old can walk and talk better and I can get him trained (hahaha) then we will roll out to some fests

Ahh gotcha, my kids are old enough I can leave them to their own devices and just take off whenever we like, it's nice.

wazu 06-13-2017 09:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Prison Bitch (Post 12914379)
If Tiny moved back to LA, then he will not see any obesity difference.


KC: obese 29% / overweight 36%
LA: obese 24% / overweight 38%

http://www.governing.com/gov-data/ob...area-data.html

Interesting. I wonder if it just seems different because in L.A. people are fat-shamed into not leaving their home.

scho63 06-13-2017 09:32 AM

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Originally Posted by TinyEvel (Post 12914147)
Just North of San Francisco.

Good luck on your move back to NoCa.

I was just there in Roseville for 6 days visiting my brother and his family for my nephew's high school graduation. He has autism and it was a very emotional day for all of us. He has come a long way. :D

I also spent a day in Mountain View where I used to live. I was shocked at how much Google has taken over the entire area near the Shoreline Amphitheater. Damn near every building! :eek: It was my first time back since I left in Jan 2002. Amazing how much it's kicking and busy. I went to my favorite watering hole, the Tied House. Same bartender that used to serve me. He has been there 27 years!!!

Ming the Merciless 06-13-2017 09:45 AM

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Originally Posted by L.A. Chieffan (Post 12914456)
my kids are old enough I can leave them to their own devices and just take off whenever we like, it's nice.

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Ming the Merciless 06-13-2017 09:50 AM

6 or 7 years ago I posted this:

(which had both breweries we talked about on it!) hahahaha

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pawnmower (Post 7085829)
I am going to focus on DAy Trip stuff, outside of SF since others already have mentioned the main attractions in SF.

Ok so after you do all the touristy stuff in SF like:

Alcatraz
Golden Gate Park
Coit Tower
Japanese Tea Garden
China Town
Taxi Down Lombardi while drunk (crookedest street in the world)
Pier 39
Fisherman's Wharf
Eat at Scomas (I like the one in in Sausilito , just on the otyher side of the Bridge out of SF)
etc...

If you get bored of doing all the traditional touristy things in the city, it is time to head up north.

I recommend taking a drive at least an hour north of the Golden Gate, on 101 and using the city of Santa Rosa as a base for some adventures. I dunno if you already have your hotel, but staying a couple nights in Santa Rosa would be fun. You can walk around downtown at night and hit a few bars and drive around during the day to see some sights. There are also some excellent restaurants & breweries in the area.

Here are some things you can do:

Wineries

http://www.sterlingvineyards.com/home <-- Sterling is very Cool for a day trip, about 45 minutes maybe from Santa Rosa, they have a tram that goes to the top of a hill where the winery is located. It is beautiful... also you could swing by the small town of Calistoga for lunch / sight seeing...Very cool little town

http://www.prwinery.com/ <-- Paradise Ridge winery....Bring a sandwich or some food and a bottle of your own wine, then go up there and buy a bottle and have a nice picnic at the top. It is a beautiful view, call them and see if theyre open till Sunset the day you are going to be there. It doesnt cost anything to go up there and view the sunset, and is really awesome. Great for taking pictures as well.

There are a million wineries within 45 minutes of Santa Rosa , so I won't bother putting any more unless you want me to...If you don't end up staying a night or two outside of SF, it is Still worth a day trip to go to Sterling & Calistoga IMO.

Breweries

http://www.lagunitas.com/ <-- Its in Petaluma about 45 mins North of SF, excellent Brewery with tours available daily I believe. Great Beer

http://www.russianriverbrewing.com/ <--- Russian River Brewing, right in downtown Santa Rosa...walking distance to the tons of other pubs and shops in Downtown SR. Excellent Beer.

http://www.bearrepublic.com/ <-- Bear Republic (In healdsburg, 75 minutes north of Golden gate, 15 minutes North of Santa Rosa)...fantasic beer in the little town of HEaldsburg.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Third_Street_Aleworks <--- 3rd street ale works in downtown Santa Rosa....Good beer, cheap food....right in downtown SR ...Good place to hang out.

Beaches / Parks

This one is hard to recommend because I don't know the kinds of things you're interested in...The Beaches north of SF are very Beautiful...Rocky Cliffs overlooking the Ocean, with beaches you can hike down to and hike along the ocean and take pictures...Bring a little bottle of booze and some warm clothes... A light hooded jacket / pants cuz it gets windy a lot.

Heres some of my Favorite beaches:

http://www.californiacoastline.org/c...ential&flags=0 <-- Goat Rock (45 Minutes from Santa Rosa, BEAUTIFUL drive to get there )....Just feels good to walk along the beach for a while there...A great spot. It is right where 116 meets HWY 1 , right near where the RUssian River pours out into the ocean....Near the town of Jenner which is a good stop for lunch etc...

http://www.bodegabay.com/index.shtml (Bodega Bay...A little beach town....) You can have lunch here it is near HWY 12 and HWY1 Intersection.... Theres salt water taffy shops, kite shops, Fishing guides available, (group fishing tours too), Boat Rides etc....Cool little town to stop at while you drive up and down HWY 1 stopping at some beaches to take pictures. There are several beaches near By Bodega bay within 15 minutes drive or so.

Theres Way more beaches, but those are just two ideas...

http://www.parks.ca.gov/?page_id=450 <--- Armstrong Redwoood Park

If you have never seen an Ancient Redwood, do yourself a favor and come to this park and hike around for an hour or so. There are some PRIZE examples of redwoods that will boggle your mind and make you feel like you are an Ewok in star wars. This park is RIGHT in between Santa Rosa and Jenner on 116 , very Near Korbel winery.... You could visit the park, visit Korbel, and hit Goat Rock Beach (above) and it would be a great day trip.


Restaurants

This is always Dicey, but I am going to give only a couple recommendations....If you want more recommendations in a certain price range, just ask me. I love food and I have eaten at quite a few restaurants in this area. I'll be adding more to this list for sure, but this is a start.

Hole in the wall:

http://www.dierksparkside.com/ <-- awesome breakfast and lunch, closes at 2:00 pm

http://www.yelp.com/biz/lolas-santa-rosa <--- Great Mexican food, CHEAP..One of the best Quesadillas you will EVER have...Order the Super QUesadilla Suiza with carne asada or Carnitas...Its like 6 bucks max, and will AMAZE you. Trust me on this. You have never had a quesadilla this good. Make sure to get the green salsa from the salsa bar. Get your food take out and take to a park or back to your hotel...It isn't really all that great of a neighborhood or place to sight see, just awesome food.

Medium

http://www.yelp.com/biz/lococos-cuci...ica-santa-rosa <-- LA Cocos in Downtown Santa Rosa. If you're staying downtown, this is a convienient and GREAT little Italian place..You can get your buzz and food on then walk around to many nearby bars and/or shops. Solid Italian food....Busy / noisy / energetic atmosphere.

http://www.bistro29.com/ <--- bistro 29 (French) They have really good savory Crepes. You can get a Savory crepe and an appetizer and a beer/wine for not too much and will have a good meal. It is right downtown really close to Bars and shops.

Top

http://www.cyrusrestaurant.com/ <--- Cyrus. There are only 5 restaurants in the SF area that get 2 or higher Michelin Stars. This is one of them....You can go just to the bar and have a beer/glass of wine and an appetizer if you just want a taste of what the BEST restaurant in this area is like...Or you can have a meal there, and treat yourself. Amazing food, with the best service you can imagine. They wont make you feel out of place at all, they will make you feel right at home... It would be difficult and WAY more expensive to find better food and service than this ANYWHERE.

It is in a small town about 15 minutes north of Santa Rosa (75 minutes north of Golden Gate Bridge)....After you hit their bar (or if youre lucky enough to be able to have a meal there) you can walk round the 'square' in Healdsburg and hit some other bars and shops if you like. Cute little downtown area.


Hotels

This is also hit or miss, since I have no idea what price range you are in...If you are just gonna make a day trip and stay in SF then it doesn't matter, but I would highly recommend staying one night (at least) in Downtown Santa Rosa and then using Santa Rosa as a base to explore beaches / parks / wineries /breweries.

http://www.hotellarose.com/ <-- Hotel La Rose , right downtown...within walking distance to La Cocos and MANY other restaurants and bars.


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So, if you want any other recommendations for day trip stuff North of SF I would be glad to cme up with some more ideas and what not, based on things you like to do. Just let me know, I live here so I know whats up.

I Will work on this list some more when I get a chance, but if you let me know which things interest you I can work on that part of the list 1st. Ive been wanting to make a list like this for friends/family coming to visit so you have motivated me!

I can't stress this enough, but once you get north of the Golden Gate, the traffic isn't quite as bad and sinc eyou have a car...I would HIGHLY recommend taking some day trips or overnight trips...Especially since you have two weeks. Tahoe will be GREAT weekend, and I think your trip will be rounded out nicely by checking out the wine country.

Cyrus is closed now sadly but the rest of this list is still good...althjough I would add to it...maybe I will work on it...

L.A. Chieffan 06-13-2017 10:01 AM

Dang wish I read that before I went up. Thanks for that

Dayze 06-13-2017 10:19 AM

good luck.

...and watch your cornhole, bud.


/obligatory

Rausch 06-13-2017 10:22 AM

TE is good people...

Rain Man 06-13-2017 10:31 AM

I bet TinyEvel wakes up shortly and realizes that it was all a dream. Getting season tickets to the Chiefs, eating barbecue, watching an Evel Knieval museum open up, and then as he exits REM mode and the dream, it ends with him leaving Kansas City and returning to his actual life.

Ming the Merciless 06-13-2017 11:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 12914574)
I bet TinyEvel wakes up shortly and realizes that it was all a dream. Getting season tickets to the Chiefs, eating barbecue, watching an Evel Knieval museum open up, and then as he exits REM mode and the dream, it ends with him leaving Kansas City and returning to his actual life.

http://i.imgur.com/hMxw9yd.jpg

Randallflagg 06-13-2017 11:30 AM

My company in Overland Park opened an office in San Diego in 2010 and asked me to supervise the opening. Said I would be there for about two years. I figured "What the hell?" it might be a nice change of pace from all the traveling I had to do.

Moved the family out there to Eastlake (a suburb of SD) and began work. The work, in and of itself was fine, but my God....I realize that I am an old codger - but I simply couldn't stand living there. My Wife loved it, but I couldn't take it.

To say that it was 180 degrees from Kansas City would be an understatement. Now, as a kid, I lived in LA for a number of years - back in the 60s.

SOCAL is NOT what it used to be. I could list the things that I absolutely hated about it - but the thread would end up in the Romper room. Needless to say, when my company told me that the start up had been a success and it was time for me to "come home" I couldn't wait to call the movers!

Don't get me wrong - San Diego is a glorious place to visit - but to live there? Not for me.

Titty Meat 06-13-2017 11:33 AM

Lucky! KC sucks

bevischief 06-13-2017 11:45 AM

Happy cows.

Kiimo 06-13-2017 12:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Prison Bitch (Post 12914379)
If Tiny moved back to LA, then he will not see any obesity difference.


KC: obese 29% / overweight 36%
LA: obese 24% / overweight 38%

http://www.governing.com/gov-data/ob...area-data.html


I'm going to venture a guess and say that is heavily weighted by the Latino community.

TinyEvel 06-13-2017 12:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 12914574)
I bet TinyEvel wakes up shortly and realizes that it was all a dream. Getting season tickets to the Chiefs, eating barbecue, watching an Evel Knieval museum open up, and then as he exits REM mode and the dream, it ends with him leaving Kansas City and returning to his actual life.

TBH it was kind of a little bit like that. Only very, very expensive.

But I can go out my side door with my mountain bike and in 30 minutes be at the ocean via fire roads. Tho, you're walking up some sections on the way back.

(Also the beers those guys are talking about are ��. It's like having five Boulevard breweries within an hour of you.

DaneMcCloud 06-13-2017 12:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Kiimosabi (Post 12914759)
I'm going to venture a guess and say that is heavily weighted by the Latino community.

I would tend to agree but having visited Disneyland on Mother's Day, I witnessed scores of 300-500 pound Caucasian men and women, many of whom needed an electric cart to traverse the park.

Kiimo 06-13-2017 12:54 PM

Theme parks are the worst, I still shudder thinking back to Ocean's of Fun.

Clyde Frog 06-13-2017 01:07 PM

Spoiler!


Same phone#? Lets try to get together for at least 1 game this year. Maybe even brave the crumbing cesspool before the Raiders move to Vegas?

ModSocks 06-13-2017 01:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BiStateNo (Post 12914662)
My company in Overland Park opened an office in San Diego in 2010 and asked me to supervise the opening. Said I would be there for about two years. I figured "What the hell?" it might be a nice change of pace from all the traveling I had to do.

Moved the family out there to Eastlake (a suburb of SD) and began work. The work, in and of itself was fine, but my God....I realize that I am an old codger - but I simply couldn't stand living there. My Wife loved it, but I couldn't take it.

To say that it was 180 degrees from Kansas City would be an understatement. Now, as a kid, I lived in LA for a number of years - back in the 60s.

SOCAL is NOT what it used to be. I could list the things that I absolutely hated about it - but the thread would end up in the Romper room. Needless to say, when my company told me that the start up had been a success and it was time for me to "come home" I couldn't wait to call the movers!

Don't get me wrong - San Diego is a glorious place to visit - but to live there? Not for me.

You lived in Eastlake of all places and didn't like it? Lol.

Alright, do tell. I gotta know what you hated about it. I mean, Eastlake is nothing but new housing development suburbs. There's literally nothing in Eastlake but brand new homes, new roads and a freakin' lake. What is there to not like? It's not like you were living IN San Diego. You were basically living in a brand new part of town with very little around you but beautiful new homes and brand spankin' new roads. The idea of someone not enjoying that does not compute.

Pitt Gorilla 06-13-2017 01:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Bugeater (Post 12914389)
You ever been to the midwest? We are fat as ****.

This.

Clyde Frog 06-13-2017 01:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Detoxing (Post 12914842)
You lived in Eastlake of all places and didn't like it? Lol.

Alright, do tell. I gotta know what you hated about it. I mean, Eastlake is nothing but new housing development suburbs. There's literally nothing in Eastlake but brand new homes, new roads and a freakin' lake. What is there to not like? It's not like you were living IN San Diego. You were basically living in a brand new part of town with very little around you but beautiful new homes and brand spankin' new roads. The idea of someone not enjoying that does not compute.

It's close to Mexico....

ModSocks 06-13-2017 01:23 PM

I mean if this is what sends you running from San Diego....sheeesh....

http://i.imgur.com/aVgsaN7.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/SHkVwkQ.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/Fhdd3G1.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/jOynKvL.jpg

DaneMcCloud 06-13-2017 01:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Detoxing (Post 12914872)

Ugly




:D

Clyde Frog 06-13-2017 01:26 PM

Spoiler!


You forgot the pics of all the gorgeous half breed chicks that are everywhere in the San Ysidro, East Lake, Chula Vista, National City area.

cwhocares 06-13-2017 01:32 PM

My first visit to California was to take my family to a Chiefs game in San Diego. We tailgated in the parking lot and I was amazed at how many Chiefs fans were there. We stayed with a buddy of mine who insisted we let them take us out for dinner. I'm thinking some local place with good Mexican or sea food. Oh no, he takes us to a BBQ joint. I looked at him and said "Really??? BBQ!!!" I could've understood if he had been raised in SoCal, but he lived in KC for 20 years. Needless to say, I give him crap about that any chance I get. As far as living in SoCal, only if there was an earthquake and that was all that was left. Too crowded. On our way to the airport the "5" was literally bumper-to-bumper in all lanes. And this was on a Sunday afternoon.

vailpass 06-13-2017 01:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Detoxing (Post 12914842)
You lived in Eastlake of all places and didn't like it? Lol.

Alright, do tell. I gotta know what you hated about it. I mean, Eastlake is nothing but new housing development suburbs. There's literally nothing in Eastlake but brand new homes, new roads and a freakin' lake. What is there to not like? It's not like you were living IN San Diego. You were basically living in a brand new part of town with very little around you but beautiful new homes and brand spankin' new roads. The idea of someone not enjoying that does not compute.

Dude is from a midwest city so of course west coast living is completely different to him. Could be any number of reasons. Maybe he doesn't dig on cookie-cutter housing or that whole Cali vibe they have going on.

The Franchise 06-13-2017 01:36 PM

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Originally Posted by cwhocares (Post 12914902)
My first visit to California was to take my family to a Chiefs game in San Diego. We tailgated in the parking lot and I was amazed at how many Chiefs fans were there. We stayed with a buddy of mine who insisted we let them take us out for dinner. I'm thinking some local place with good Mexican or sea food. Oh no, he takes us to a BBQ joint. I looked at him and said "Really??? BBQ!!!" I could've understood if he had been raised in SoCal, but he lived in KC for 20 years. Needless to say, I give him crap about that any chance I get. As far as living in SoCal, only if there was an earthquake and that was all that was left. Too crowded. On our way to the airport the "5" was literally bumper-to-bumper in all lanes. And this was on a Sunday afternoon.

5 can be bumper to bumper at 3 in the morning on a Tuesday.

ModSocks 06-13-2017 01:36 PM

Imagine taking Overland Park's 'burbs and transplanting it onto miles of rolling green hills 30 minutes South East of San Diego.

That's Eastlake. The idea that someone would hate it so much that they'd run for the hills at a moments notice just blows my mind.

It's so far removed from most of San Diego that it's not even indicative of SoCal metro living.

Rain Man 06-13-2017 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted by TinyEvel (Post 12914796)
TBH it was kind of a little bit like that. Only very, very expensive.

But I can go out my side door with my mountain bike and in 30 minutes be at the ocean via fire roads. Tho, you're walking up some sections on the way back.

(Also the beers those guys are talking about are ��. It's like having five Boulevard breweries within an hour of you.

There are some serious hills on the coast. The one place where I stay has a climb of 500+ feet over the course of a mile from the beach, and it goes up at least another 200 or 300 feet in rise if you go to the top of the hill. It's a rough way to end a run.

ModSocks 06-13-2017 01:38 PM

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Originally Posted by vailpass (Post 12914909)
Dude is from a midwest city so of course west coast living is completely different to him. Could be any number of reasons. Maybe he doesn't dig on cookie-cutter housing or that whole Cali vibe they have going on.

I guess.....But it's Eastlake! Lol.

I mean, if he said Central San Diego, National City or any of these congested metropolitan areas i'd totally get it.

But Eastlake?!?

It's basically Overland Park in SoCal.

kysirsoze 06-13-2017 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Prison Bitch (Post 12914379)
If Tiny moved back to LA, then he will not see any obesity difference.


KC: obese 29% / overweight 36%
LA: obese 24% / overweight 38%

http://www.governing.com/gov-data/ob...area-data.html

There are a couple ways this can be misleading. For one, the LA metro area they are lumping together is just enormous. You could live in what most people here actually think of as LA and not see a fraction of the people included here. Also, different areas in LA vary greatly demographically so living in one area won't give you as much of a sense for what people are like city wide.

This list also doesn't include an upper category for extremely obese, which would be much mores striking on sight. Although, to be fair, I don't know how LA and KC would stack up when it comes to that.

MahiMike 06-13-2017 02:39 PM

Interesting observations. It's something folks don't even notice when they are from there.

I always wanted to live in California but never could figure out how people afford it. Did you triple your salary?

Kiimo 06-13-2017 02:48 PM

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Originally Posted by vailpass (Post 12914909)
Dude is from a midwest city so of course west coast living is completely different to him. Could be any number of reasons. Maybe he doesn't dig on cookie-cutter housing or that whole Cali vibe they have going on.

This is an invented thing.

ptlyon 06-13-2017 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Kiimosabi (Post 12915047)
This is an invented thing.

Oh I don't know. I saw that California commercial with Betty White and all those celebrities. They think they got it going on.

vailpass 06-13-2017 02:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Kiimosabi (Post 12915047)
This is an invented thing.

Hah. No. I've seen and felt it many times. If you live there and don't know it's real it means you are part of it.

Kiimo 06-13-2017 02:54 PM

Haha I work with the guy who is trying to open the champagne bottle. It's a struggle.

wazu 06-13-2017 03:37 PM

Main thing I'll remember about TinyEvel is how he called us all fat when he left town.

gblowfish 06-13-2017 03:41 PM

WHO YOU CALLIN' FAT???

Some of my best friend from high school and college live in the Bay Area. It's a great place if you can afford it.

Best of luck to you Tiny E.

Randallflagg 06-13-2017 05:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Detoxing (Post 12914842)
You lived in Eastlake of all places and didn't like it? Lol.

Alright, do tell. I gotta know what you hated about it. I mean, Eastlake is nothing but new housing development suburbs. There's literally nothing in Eastlake but brand new homes, new roads and a freakin' lake. What is there to not like? It's not like you were living IN San Diego. You were basically living in a brand new part of town with very little around you but beautiful new homes and brand spankin' new roads. The idea of someone not enjoying that does not compute.


My Lease home was $3,450 per month. To buy said house was well over $500,000 for a house that you could buy in KC for $200,000 MAX. Not a brand new home, either.

Eastlake backs up to Chula Vista (or didn't you know that?)

I suppose we COULD have lived in National City - but the stink of the Ocean ruled that out.. :)

We were once refused service at the Burger King (Eastlake) directly in front of the Costco because we didn't speak Spanish. Honest to God - the female employee turned her back and walked into the back room. Great Times!! :)

Thanks but no thanks....I'd prefer to leave the rest out (out of politeness).

Look, if it's your thing then good on you! I'm truly happy for you. Just wasn't for me.

Randallflagg 06-13-2017 05:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Clyde Frog (Post 12914865)
It's close to Mexico....


Well, there's that...

L.A. Chieffan 06-13-2017 05:38 PM

Crazy, I'm whiter than Baron Trump and have never been refused service because of not speaking Spanish. Perhaps she had diarrhea from eating Burger King and was running to the bathroom


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