I'm drunk.
 

Don't give a ****.

Switching back and forth between episodes of Orange is the new Black, and the Rayman video game on Xbox One.

Waiting on the wife to get home from work.

Do we have an official I'm drunk thread?

Can this be it? Pretty please?

No.

Q

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ht=I%27m+drunk

Damn it.

Honestly, I'm surprised drunk threads don't do better around here. That one had few replies as well.

Me too bro

Don't choke anybody out, man!

Be a peaceful drunk!

You wanna know what's ****ing great when you're drunk? ****ing leftovers from restaurants.

I'm not a great cook like FMB!, SR, or Tooge. Hell, I can't even make a decent microwave pancake like Listo.

So, when I'm drunk and looking for some 2am grub(like I'll surely be doing tonight), I love opening the fridge and seeing a couple of Styrofoam boxes to root through.

Tonight there ain't shit in there though. Perhaps I should send the wife to Wendy's or something.

www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=142142

This one covers scat and squirting, Mecca talking about his favorite porn stars, and the introduction of grape Gatorade to the CP lexicon. Probably helps that a woman started it.

Is that one in the HOC? I read a lot about Luv in the HOC. Was that the beginning of her relationship with Mooooo?

As far as that being the official drunk thread, it hasn't had a post since 2006. It's a tad outdated, bug.

We need new threads from the new blood of CP.

I do like Luv, though.

I'm a tad outdated.

So is the listmaker, apparently.

Are you the listmaker, Bug?

The first season of Orange is the new Black was much more enjoyable than the second season.