Point taken...

I think you're confused about what I do.

I have a maintenance guy that handles all of the cum cleansing.

no, it's a dumb competition that dumb people love to watch.

it's not MY top 20%

and yeah, you've posted enough and have had a big enough impact to be in the top 20% of active users on CP

ahh, an apartment manager.

Congrats BRO. Living the GAT DAMN DREAM! WOO HOOO


still workin for someone else I bet.

enough with the my job is better than your job and that means I'm better routine.

coffey is in the top 10% imo

when did I ever start that?

I don't necessarily even like my job. It's convenient and easy, and pays well enough.

so no antifreeze?

Do you have a really shitty job or something?

El Salvador isn't in Brasil.

Although I do think my spanish is sufficient.

1.5 thimbles

yes

If this were facebook, I'd say no though.

but to be fair, working any job where I'm not working for myself, I will always hate it and consider it a shitty job. I have plans in place to start my own business when I move the **** outta boston.

well then, you still suck....


:Poke:

Holy shit. You really are a kid toucher

Why would you need to leave a major city to start a business?

Confused? Pampered little twat pisses all over the precious education paid for by mommy and daddy, ends up being the night guy at the Red Light Motor Lodge.

I stay at your hotel, you step and fetch, kiss my ass, call me sir, fetch me a pillow and give me a wake-up call. You on the other hand, wouldn't set foot in my office unless you were there to empty the garbage.

Are you a little less confused now, boy? Quick, go insult Lumpy again, that'll make all your problems go away, won't it? LMAO

that's my dream right there

I have the perfect pizza recipe...all of my friends worked in restaurants for years...we have the work ethic. Two of my friends have perfect credit scores in the 800's. We have people who would invest.

But we want to open it with no investors. I think if we took time and all decided to go all-in...and build the perfect business plan and let them test our recipe and then tell them our idea...

I think we could open and run a successful pizza/wings sports bar. Chicago style. In Dallas.

Nascar is Racing

Not sure why racing needs to be a sport, it is already racing.

Damn.

This got boring. I wonder if Gonzo and Lumpy are having a talk right now.

Return and entertain us! I command you!

You probably couldn't afford to stay in this hotel. Sorry bro.

Besides, our elevator has a weight limit.

and I have little guest interaction...most of my days are spent in my office doing sales and marketing.

I asked for that extra towel an hour ago, boy! Quit dicking around on your boss's computer and get to work.

because I hate living in Boston.

odd

those requests are made at the front desk

not through me

Sure they are, boy. LMAO

how old are you?

why are you calling me boy?

I honestly don't get it. Are you trying to be offensive? I really don't know. Please explain.

Yes. You can't drive a car 200 mph successfully drunk. At least for very long.

This thread is like watching two people that really hate each other LARP.

I'm thread hopping and Gonzo is watching tv in his man cave.

As for more entertainment from me, sorry to disappoint. I just don't play nice with whiny little vaginas like Hootie.

Wow. Your tiny little testicles suck up quickly when you're sparring with a man. Should we find another female poster so you can start talking tough again?

I didnt know you were in Brazil, sorry dawg

Sure. If you can get one of the three that post here for some reason to bicker with me for the next nine minutes I'm all game.

but you can play olympic level ping pong drunk lol

What's gonna change when you go elsewhere?

But you guys are being much worse and let him get to you when he is just ****ing around. Fun Sunday night for sure.

Yo hootie I'm not in the bottom percentile am I?

LMAO.

You are always the bottom.


Zing. Too easy.

Your rosie odonnell shape would crush me.

Im gonna be a dick too, maybe you should go give up some vagina instead of talking shit.

What's up with unnecessary drama? I think Drama Queen would be a better user name.

I quoted myself accidentally, but drinking is still fun. Ha. Ban hammer....

lmao.

haha
I've met several people on here. You can ask any of them if I'm remotely heavy.

lol rofl popcorn

(I know I forgot to add the :: symbols to make the icons. so what. Lame this whole endeavor is)

Fun times. I'm sorry I missed this.

Not so much. Not remotely worth the time to read through the thread.

Much worse? Really? He didn't need to bring me into the picture and blame me for Gonzo deciding to lock his thread. I had no idea that had happened until I logged in, found this thread, and asked Gonzo wtf was going on. Yet, Hootie automatically assumes that Gonzo has it in for him because Hootie and I don't get along.

So, I did what I normally do, I pinch Hootie's man tits, make his labia quiver a little, then I move on.

But now he's on ignore, because I'm bored with reading the same lame-ass remarks over and over and over again. He's not the least bit entertaining, witty, or intelligent as the majority of posters are on here. So, why should I waste my time losing brain cells every time I read one of his posts?

Dude, where've you been?!!?? You are supposed to be on facebook helping Guru fix his shower "faucet"

Been playing ball and evading 70 MPH winds tonight. I guess I should go see what is going on there.

not being surrounded by massholes. Being able to drive to where I want to go. It will feel like I'm getting mad discounts everytime I buy anything. Weed will be legal where I'm going. For starters.

So, you are gonna move to either Washington or Denver to get away from the assholes and smoke weed?

Interesting.

What type of business are you looking to start...in-between doobies and Aqua teen hunger force and Trailor park boys episodes?

I don't need to tell you obvi, you already have me all figured out :thumb:

I wasn't trying to be a dick. It was a genuine question.

I enjoy both shows.

There are ahitloads of ways to make money. What do you want to do?

Well sometimes the ogre farts in your face if you play with his balls too roughly.

Where's this piano thread of yours?

Shit, dude. I'm a ****ing professional.

LMAO Out of left field

In the media center, mon frere.

Thread has been bumped.

**** yeah.

I bet keyboard cat would whip your ass in a piano showdown.

My piano skills are below remedial.


A ****ing wounded margay with leprosy would be Billy Joel as far as hand position is compared to myself right now.

Can I get the cliff notes version of what happened?

Hootie made a thread where he proposed to rank anyone who posted there based on their quality as a CP poster. Gonzo locked it, citing his desire to avoid unnecessary drama as his reason. Hootie made 2 more threads to complain about this perceived mod abuse, including Gonzo's wife, Lumpy, among the guilty parties. Both Lumpy and Gonzo showed up to defend themselves/blast Hootie. Bickering to infinity.

That was the last great parody thread this board has seen. I'm sorry you have such bad taste.

wtf?

Go chase a few tornadoes and miss this. Darn.

Hootie is smart. He really knows how to get his way with the mods.

Jfc chiefs planet is full of crying nipple suckers. Why a grown mam would care that another grown makes a thread about nothing is beyond me. Never in my life have I seen a group of "adult males" act like cry baby bitchez over the slightest things. You Nancy pants, menstrual cycle having "men" need to grow a pair and stop crying like little bitchez every time someone does something that you don't like.

Hootie hangs out with teenage girls a lot...no surprise he acts like one a lot on here....the **** man...do you even lift?

Isn't that what you are doing here?

DIE

This is like watching the evolution of Tom Cash.

For real.

Bullshit that the thread was locked. Damn, this place is soooooo full of butthurt right now.

I guess it wasn't an "Academy" approved ranking system LMAO

You spelled bitches with a z. Your opinion is worthless.

Sorter is a Dane mult?

Did Hootie do something stupid? Reader's digest version please....

I have no clue what he was trying to do there. If he was trying to crowd surf.....he jumped completely wrong. If he meant to clear the crowd and land on the other stage....he jumped completely wrong.

He did pull off a sweet Hulk Hogan leg drop on that chick at the end though.

He made a thread. It got locked. He cried.

I think that's about it.