Chop it off before the poison has a chance to spread.

He'd be doing the world a favor.

Which is cross-referenced with: "Budwieser ... getting ugly people laid since 1876."

MM
~~:D

Actually, that was quite callous of me.


Remove the offending and infected appendage through means of a surgically precise instrument. Be sure to tie off all major arteries and veins, but you should be able to leave the testicles, epididmy, and scrotum if you want something to diddle with later.

MM
~~ROFL

Do you really expect us to believe you busted a condom? ROFL

I'll bet that bad boy slid off before you even got it on.

The best way to test for std's
 

Hit your penis with a hammer. If it doesn't hurt, you've got a std. If it does hurt, you have another problem altogether. Good luck!

There are times I am so thankful I paid heed to Mother's advice.

Don't you have to have bad funk music playing to do that?

"all out" when speaking of a money shot begs for a pun to be made, don't you think?

I wouldn't worry 'bout it...

Cosmic shamefully has only used a condom once, and Cosmic has been with quite a few women. I do not have any disease, nor have I impregnated anyone. I do make sure the gal I'm with has full comprehension of the alphabet, spends 90% of her money and time at The Gap, has at least completed the fourth grade, and has plenty of sisters and friends who like to watch. She must also be very good with her hands and likens to scream like a baboon falling out of a tree. If the gal meets all of these criterias, it's a safe bet Cosmic doesn't need a condom, but a full bottle of tequila and some jello.

I obviously have not brushed up on porn 101.

Ehem,

You don't brush, you stroke.

Glad to see that at least one person here isn't willing to let a good pun go by.

Thanks Pat.

Oh, and shouldn't you be WitTown now?