Titles of porno vids you've owned
 

Please reserve the temptation to make them up thinking they are funny:

Mine was the first one I've ever purchased: Hold the Mayo!

Consider it moved.

Like IT MOVED, it moved? Are you sure it wasn't just a shift?

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Bitches of Westwood. I stole if from Video library.
and Depraved Innocent.

I miss that show....good stuff.

if I remember, Depraved Innocent had one chick which I fell in love with her boobies. Can't remember. it wasn't Christy Canyon....hmm.

Wild Goose Chase :shrug:

Can't remember many. I'm more drawn to the pictures of the buns than the proficiency of the puns.

I remember one I had with Nici Sterling....good lord. loved her at the time.

and Amber Lynn

Jebediah plows her field VOL VI

Amish porn

I also saw one of Sharon Mitchell and Keisha.....it was the first time I saw a fist go somewhere. and it was even blurred out at the time. lol

Who reamed Roger Rabbit? or maybe it was Who reamed Rosie Rabbit?

I saw one called Bimbo Bowlers from Buffalo. It had Victoria Paris and Kiesha.

My friend had one called The Penetrator. It was a Terminator spoof. Some guy would go find these girls named Farah Gonner and bang them, so he could impregnate them, and they wouldn't give birth to John Gonner.
The Penetrator would show data before he did them, like in the real movie:
Target Identified: Farah Gonner
Analysis: Wet. Hot.
Penetrate.

Then he finally catches up to her at the end and even though she understands what's going on she does him anyway.

Like I can keep track...

DP Darlings lol