Pussy Control Issues
 

After a good long dating career, I may have had my last piece of strange. Met a girl at a SB party who's a solid 8.5 (minimum), younger, fun, educated, good job, same values, etc. She's on a 6 month lease, which creates some implications for moving in down the road.

The problem is her cat, pictured below. It was an ill advised gift from an ex (who I'd now like to kick in the balls). Apparently he's destructive, neurotic, eats uncontrollably, and emphatically does not like my dog. This is not my dog's fault, who's pretty mellow and enjoys licking/humping cats. She's attached to it and feels guilty for leaving said cat alone. Which is the natural and empathetic reaction of a well-adjusted person, but it cuts into certain activities and is generally problematic.

So, any advice you can give on dog/cat acclimation or dealing with a psycho cat in general (other than antifreeze) would be very much appreciated.

Ball peen hammer

PIIHB

Yeah, I thought about enlisting a professional cat therapist.

feed him ... if he starts looking at you as a provider of food he will be nicer.


also allow him some control with interactions with you and his environment.

ie places to hide that only he goes ... high shelves for him to perch on ... let him come to you a few times and sniff around you to get used to you.


as for your dog, could luck with that

Antifreeze.

/thread

Jesus, 10 posts in, this place is slipping



Antifreeze

get a polar bear

you met a chick at a superbowl party, less than 2 weeks ago, now you want to move in with her? c'mon man.


Or is she preggers already? lol

Nope, it's just that most of the rest of us can read his OP where he asked for advice "OTHER THAN ANTIFREEZE"

I assume he already tried that and it didn't work

Pics of said 8.5?