Thank you Dane McCloud
 

I just got the most awesome phone call. Lindsey Lohan wants me to come down for the weekend sometime next month. I guess you knew she was a chubby chaser and you gave her my number. Now she wants to go out and party in LA with me. Totally rocks!!! You're the best dude. Facebook me!!!

Sincerely,

Mr. Flopnuts

Dane McCloud....you ****ing suck! Just because I'm married and not as fat?!?!?! I HATE YOU!!!!

I would ****ing love to have the right to groom Dane's dogs.

Hey, I'm married. But I'm not dead. Besides, Lindsey Lohan is on my "list".

We're all Dane McCloud now.

im goin home to get my shine box to shine danes shoes. hope he doesnt mind if i let myself in.

Ain't America great? In communist Russia, Dane's dogs groom you!

LMAO This place just went into full awesome mode!!!

Oh, you mean the animals?

FYP, I am pretty sure that is what you really meant...

:D

This is ****ing awesome!!!! I've always wanted to try this.


GO **** YOURSELF!!!!!!


Awwww shit that felt awesome.

You're welcome.

I am Sparta..... err Dane McCloud.


Who is Dane McCloud?

*sniff* Dreams do come true!!!

JFC