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Titty Meat 08-12-2014 09:46 AM
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Originally Posted by BDj23 (Post 10812805)
I've got a hot date tonight with this gal I've had a crush on for like 3 years.

Giddy
3 years and not friend zoned? Interesting.

bdj23 08-12-2014 09:53 AM
She was a barkeep at this bar I used to hang out at. I'd always flirt with her and make small talk.. But was too much of a vag to ask her out. I lost touch with her and hadn't seen her in ages. Well, I get a random FB friend request from her (we have like two mutual friends) so we aren't in the same social circle. I just started chatting with her on there and eventually told her I liked her and asked her out for dinner.

Pretty easy stuff

bdj23 08-12-2014 10:06 AM
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Originally Posted by Chocolate Hog (Post 10812837)
3 years and not friend zoned? Interesting.
We weren't really friends. She though I was good looking but I never asked her out.

luv 08-12-2014 10:26 AM
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Originally Posted by Pasta Giant Meatball (Post 10812825)
Was probably asking about the best boyfriend ever. Turn out to be a phony?
Not-so-long long story that I'm not getting into.

ThaVirus 08-12-2014 10:48 AM
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Originally Posted by Discuss Thrower (Post 10812510)
It was a girl asking why I didn't swipe right on her account because she apparently swiped right on mine.

Uh.. Why didnt you?

You don't have the luxury of being picky.

Discuss Thrower 08-12-2014 10:50 AM
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Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 10812970)
Uh.. Why didnt you?

You don't have the luxury of being picky.
Because it would be "awkward" or "creepy"

ThaVirus 08-12-2014 10:52 AM
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Originally Posted by Discuss Thrower (Post 10812973)
Because it would be "awkward" or "creepy"

Creepy? If you swiped right and she didn't she would have never known unless you said something.

You ****ed up. You done goofed.

luv 08-12-2014 10:57 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 10812970)
Uh.. Why didnt you?

You don't have the luxury of being picky.
Everyone has the luxury of being picky. Never settle.

Discuss Thrower 08-12-2014 10:58 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 10812982)
Creepy? If you swiped right and she didn't she would have never known unless you said something.

You ****ed up. You done goofed.
No one knew i was on it until she posted the fact on FB.

Buck 08-12-2014 11:00 AM
I have been single a little while. My ex-gf pleaded with me to change my mind about dumping her, but I didn't and I sent her packing. Now I miss her so ****ing much.

Stupid human brain.

Pasta Little Brioni 08-12-2014 11:05 AM
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Originally Posted by Discuss Thrower (Post 10813000)
No one knew i was on it until she posted the fact on FB.
Who cares? You are a single guy....spread your seed

Discuss Thrower 08-12-2014 11:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Pasta Giant Meatball (Post 10813015)
Who cares? You are a single guy....spread your seed
Double standards for dayyyyyyyyyyyyyyys.

Pasta Little Brioni 08-12-2014 11:09 AM
The chick wanted your cock brah....what was wrong with her?

John Dope 08-12-2014 11:09 AM
You guys ever do the lemon test? It could really save your ass.

Before you leave the bar ask for a couple of lemons. Before you put your hand down the girl's pants squeeze a lemon. If she jumps or screams it's because that lemon juice got into STD sores and burned.

Just a good trick of the trade I figured I'd pass along.

Hammock Parties 08-12-2014 12:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Dinny Blues (Post 10812751)
If you two were not such dorks you probably wouldn't be virgins.

Here is some advice. Stop trying to figure out "chicks". It will never happen. And if you actually DID somehow figure them out, you still wouldn't get laid because you're a ****ing dork.

What's the secret? Devote your efforts to figuring out how not to be a dork, and the pussy will just flow naturally.

Back in the old days, if you had a guitar and could play and sing the first half of "Stairway To Heaven", you couldn't keep the pussy off of you.

I don't know if "chicks" dig musicians anymore, but what the heck? Forget about all the weirdo shit and learn how to play guitar.

Dinny
LMAO

I have a girlfriend.

I do think billay makes up every little thing he posts in this thread, though.


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