A high butt factor might be an nfl prospect's most prized asset
 

Detoxing this one is for you!

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Chris Simms is big on this.

Oh golly, squats make explosive legs.
I could be an NFL coach!

NFL scouts

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How is Mahomes ass? I've never looked

It's understated with notes of grandpa.
Definitely a one hander.

I mean, I don't think I ever specifically looked but it's impossible to not notice that he has the best QB ass of all time.

Billay gets a boner.

So whats a high ass? As far as I know we all have an ass and it doesn't smoke weed.

So that little muscle at the bottom of your bootie only gets exercised with targeted movement. That little muscle is what makes booties perky. Hold the rest of the bootie up. And it only really gets worked with squats.

Which of course helps other more important things. But the perky bootie is as good a calling card as the stripper bump.

I mean, the butt IS where you draw all of your explosive power from. Look at all the explosive athletes. They all have a big ol bootie. It's science, guys.

He must work out.

Liar

This is why I would be a successful GM

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That is the most ridiculous wrestling theme song of all time..

Also that dude is still around and is called "daddy ass"

This thread should be merged with the Odell Beckham / Kim Kardashian topic.

Then this Star Wars girl will be the next NFL Hall of Famer:

"You're saber is digging into my hip"

No idea, but that was a golden era of wrestling.

No woke, no PC, just whatever they wanted to do.

Honestly Mayock mentioned it many times, for years, when he use to cover the NFL Scouting Combine. HOWEVER, he said Greg Robinson had "power generator" and he turned out to be an all time bust. (I was a STL Ram fan at the time.) So it's like anything else.

-Weak character can neutralize raw ability/talent
-Lack of talent can neutralize strong character/leadership

Mahomes is the poster child for having it all. He's the gold standard for his position with no other comparison.

They didn't change their style due to woke or PC, they changed it because they got better sponsors, there's a reason during attitude they were sponsored by things like JVC kaboom box..

By changing all that they have their toys made by mattel and get sponsored by snickers.

The Broncos have known about this since 1960

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5 hours and 2 pages and nobody has posted this? This place is going downhill

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And if you're more of a white-people folk music type, here's another version:

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I don't understand the big deal here. I've been heavily evaluating butts as part of my rating system since I was 12 years old.

Oh, wait. This is about football?

Introducing our new Director of Scouting:

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Not the whole song, butt it's the first thing I thought of

You've obviously never been to Tijuana

This must mean Wayna Morris will ascend to the greatest OLineman ever. That man is 90% ass. Look it up, I'm not posting the pics.

that's why they called him ASS11

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