Old People Thread
Hello old people of CP! Do you ever think about wanting to talk about problems you and other old people have? Is this football forum the only place on the internet you know how to get to? Well look no further! This old man thread is here for you to talk about your trials and tribulations.
Have an itch to complain about how the young generation doesn't know what hard work is? Post it in here! Are there some birds that need yelled or do you have neighbors that play music too loud? We'd love to hear about it! Did you fill your diapers and want to complain about the poor quality of Chinese products? Please regale us! So if you can barely see letters in this thread without zooming in, but refuse to give up your drivers license, we'd love to read what you have to tell us! Come on in, bring your Werther's candy, and folksy tales of how things used to be! |
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Ban Old People.
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Shoutout to Mike Matheny for all the pointless mileage he put on the arms of Staumont, Brentz and Barlow.
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Stuff hurts for no reason.
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How old are old people? How old is middle aged? When does young adult and later adulthood start?
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Will it help me forget that I keep forgetting stuff? |
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Not at all. But you won't care anymore :D |
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I had to download a magnifying glass app to read fine print. And buy a set of cheaters to keep in every vehicle. That's the worst part of getting old so far for me. But I'm sure this thread will bring up issues to annoy me that I haven't noticed yet.
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The worst thing about getting old is if you see each other naked the last thing on your mind is sex.
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I mowed my yard today. I felt fine when I started, felt fine while I was mowing but 30 minutes after I finished my side suddenly starting hurting like the devil. :cuss: (Also we cuss a lot. I guess our filters are worn out by now).
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I hate loud noises at night and especially the 4th of July where the fireworks keep me awake.
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With pepper and shaped like a speedo? |
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An unexpected downside of aging is that I've effectively seen every movie that can ever be made. There are a finite number of plots and I've seen them all.
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An unexpected upside of aging is that teenagers ignore me.
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I raked a dozen bags of leaves from my mother's house last weekend followed by a long walk with the family, and somehow ended up with a severely inflamed bunion. I feel like an incredible pussy even complaining about it, but the pain over the last few days has been downright unbearable. Do not recommend.
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I turn 40 this week.
I'm here for this. |
Uh oh.
The bat signal is out for srvy. Prepare for thy reckoning about how much better it used to be. |
39. Facial hair's starting to go gray. That shit sucks.
I always see comments implying that this forum is full of old balls. What's the average age here? |
I’ve learned a lot of interesting things over the years but damned if I can remember any of them
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I was old when clay was young. I bet 54. |
Why are so many younger people out in the middle of the afternoon on a weekday? Don't they have jobs?
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I get my first SS check this month, what a bitch that is
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Hopefully Stewie can get some help with his cataracts in here
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I'm thread banning every one of you ****ers that are under 50.
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She has silver blue eyes and has had to interact with strangers wanting to talk to her about them, her entire life. So she's very articulate, very sweet, and very much a product of my whole household. Not just 20 yr old Mer. |
Never pass up a bathroom
Never waste a boner Never trust a fart |
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You make me smile. |
Remember there is no shame in starting to take naps. Or the cat jumping in your lap to take one with you.
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There's a lot of you old folk that are up WAY past your bed time. Sip your Metamucil and head to bed.
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Let's do Mary Poppins, Flowers in the Attic, and The Blob. |
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Lucky number Slevin!
I'll get you if I have to unplug your hover round. |
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I’m dealing with getting a kidney stone removed. Never had one, good for you. I don’t know if kidney stones is an old man thing but it sure makes you feel like one.
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I'm not old -- just wanted to stop by and pay my respects to the rest of you.
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Get off my lawn :cuss:
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Never saw Mystic Pizza. Am I missing out?
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Nothing like waking up and randomly your knee decides to be a total asshole all day. On the plus side your libido goes down! |
I can’t find my glasses without my glasses.
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Went to the doctor 18 months ago and blah blah blah a bunch of shit later "you don't have any cartilage on the back of your kneecaps." "Really?" "Yeah." "****." |
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One of my dad's faves. It was a staple for a few years. ROFL |
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We’ll, my husband could call a herd of cows 20 years ago; did that make him old then, or is he old now?
Pretty sure I can still whip a few in a dog fight! |
It's fitting this thread originated in Omaha.
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