-- Dear Jody Fortson
 

Hello Jody Fortson, I wanted to tell you that I'm messaging you on Facebook to let you know that you were one of my favorite 'up and cuming' players on my all-time favorite team the KC Chiefs! Additionally I am proud of all the success you have had and wish you nothing but the fastest recovery ever! Also, my very favorite website on the internet is www.chiefsplanet.com all my friends over there wish you nothing but the best. PS, you have a nice smile, and you know what they say about that!...? ...Anyhow, Godspeed to you and in the mean-time get the nose in that playbook. Future is looking better each passing day. Get well!

Simply Red on www.chiefsplanet for Mr. Jody Fortson from my friends + me <3


Screen cap of his profile.

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This is nice. You seem simply nice Simply Red.

I also wish nice things and recovery for Jody Fortson as he plays for mine and Simply Reds favorite team the Kansas City Chiefs.

VERY NICE!!! I wish JODY well in his recovery, seems like a sweetheart!

If Jody were able to run, now would be the time.

Run from SR creepin…

Get well Jody :thumb:

vomit

You didn't actually correspond with a player for the Chiefs with reference to his ejaculate. . . .

Please reassure us. . .

:rolleyes:

I had no idea he was white...

Oh God, there's stickers

Good work! And thank you for taking the lead in such matters...

If he is willing to FaceTime, I wrote him a song. This is my own work, so no need to Google and see if this is from another song. You won’t find anything, so it isn’t worth your time to check. Anyway, it goes like this:

Where are you?
And I'm so sorry
I cannot sleep, I cannot dream tonight
I need somebody and always
This sick, strange darkness
Comes creeping on, so haunting every time
And as I stare, I counted
The webs from all the spiders
Catching things and eating their insides
Like indecision to call you
And hear your voice of treason
Will you come home and stop this pain tonight?
Stop this pain tonight.

I hope he likes it!

This type of fan interaction is why players love KC. Thank you, Simply Red!

Thank you for being so nice to my Adopt-A-Chief, SR!!

Has he dropped his number to you?!

ISLE DRUNK TO THAT!

Anybody else read the thread title as Dear Jody Foster?

no

Thanks for doing that sweetie!

SR, you were truly missed in your time absent.

Just goes to show you that you can't judge athletic ability by a picture. The guy doesn't look like anything special, but before the Achilles injury he was really starting to ball.

Yep, amazing vertical for a white guy.

RIP

Can you be the official liaison from Chiefsplanet to X-Factor?

Also confused about the white Jody Fortson

Sucks that he has aids. Heaven needs a 2nd tight end

John Hinkley is going to cut Tom Brady's Achilles to impress Jodie Foster.

LOL

What the hell?

HOW DARE YOU QUESTION SR YOU MOTHER ****ER!!!

SR is a beautiful person. Gives me hope for the world to know we have nice people like him among us. God bless you SR.

This is an interdasting thread. :popcorn:

Jr.

That was very sweet of you to write him SR

SON OF A BISCUIT YOU MOGHT HAVE MESSAGED HIS DAD!!!

LITERALLY THE MOST BEAUTYFUL THING I EVER SEEN

GORGEOUS ORIGINAL LURICS!!!!!

You’ve CLEARLY never seen Hope Solo’s butthole!!!

that's a close #2 LOL

Great song and great Band Blink. I miss Tom.

??????

I literally just wrote this. Blink must’ve seen my post or something. Weird.

TWO kids in hands. You know why? Kansas City Chiefs Tight End. That's why he is good at football and song.

He would drop BOTH children before he dropped a pass from Patrick Mahomes, the Quarterback Starter of the Kansas City Chiefs (my FAVORITE Professional Football Team)!!!!

That's gonna be a big YIP from me!!!!

Wow, look at all the nice people in here enjoying a nice discussion that was all started by a very nice thread starter!!!!!

We Will Heal Jody Fortson's Achilles Tendon With Kindness!!!!

He's a football player! Kansas City! One time

This might be the sweetest thread on the internet!!!

Unfortunately JakeF posted in this thread too :(

I just re-watched his injury. He took about two steps off the line after the ball was snapped and he just fell down on a running play. He was well away from the point of attack. Just went down like he was shot. Scary. It can happen that fast.

gag

I think we can heal Jody's Achilles in about 1000 posts!

949 LEFT LFGOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Don't be rude please!!!

With enough love, Jody Fortson will be back and better than ever!!!

Reporter in 2040:

“Mr Fortson, you have just been chose for the Pro Football Hall of Fame. You were All Pro 12 times, OPOY twice, and a 9 time Super Bowl Champ. How did you go from the practice squad to being one of the greatest players of all time?”

Jody Fortson (NFL HOF TE):

“Well…it all started with a Facebook message I received after tearing my Achilles…”

I don't know, man....

you being the trivia king over ubeja was pretty sweet.


:shrug:

are you out there Jody Fortson?

Did he ever respond?

no, hasn't even seen the message. I hope KC gives him another shot.

I'd forgot about Jody. He and Cornell will give us a little boost to our receiving room next year hopefully . Still want to add Jameson at #32

Cornell has zero speed. He will have to be a route running Zeus to make the roster as a wr.

Maybe he would have if he wasn't creeped out by being called an "up and cumming" player

a 4.47 time
The 6-foot, 204-pound Powell, who clocked a 4.47 time in the 40-yard dash during his pro day workout, totaled 93 catches for 1,211 yards and 10 touchdowns in college. While his early years were spent as a backup, he exploded on the scene as a starter in 2020 with 53 catches for 882 yards and seven touchdowns.


As long as its under 13 seconds we have a chance

Cornell's 40 time doesn't really tell the full story of game speed, which does not pass the eye test like...at ALL. He will never get separation and we have no need of guys like that

Travis Kelce 40 time was 4.63

Is it possible Powell can be that slot receiver we need. He supposedly has really good hands. I mean Veach saw something that warranted using a draft pick on the guy.

Veach also saw something in Breeland Speaks he's not infallible

Why would that creep him out

LMAO Where are you seeing that?

Hopefully you're all rested-up and ready to go JF! I belief!

I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR!

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For Detoxing

Snoop Dogg?

Hah, yes! It's funny how unmistakable his look is. You probably even read it in his voice.

Specifically, it's a parody of Snoop's role in a movie called Baby Boy in which he was at odds with the main character by the name of Jody.

Detox said he always thinks about this movie when he hears the name Jody so I thought he might find this amusing.

I farting ,

That's funny. I was laughing at the meme and then doubly laughing at the fact that you remember anything at all about me referencing that movie.

I can still hear Snoop saying it......JOOOOODIE

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Lol saw that movie in the theatre when I was like 15

HE IS THE MVP OF MY HEART

I'm loving all our super tall receivers

This guy is GOING TO SET THE RECORD FOR RECEPTION TDs!!!!

He’s going to also set a record for amount of boners given to CP Planet!!!