ChiefsPlanet Spotlight: rico
 

Happy Saturday evening everybody!!

Tonight we feature our very own ChiefsPlanet novelist, rico!

Anybody who has spent anytime on this site knows what a rico post is. Usually a post consisting of 10,000 words or more, these posts hold a special spot in many of our members hearts. What a nice guy!

Our pal rico also stated a thread called the, "Official Youth, High School, College and International Wrestling Thread". I thought this was some sort of prank, but nope! !! rico loves his wrestling, and this thread still gets bumped from time to time.

What kind of questions do we have for our friend rico?? Let's hear them down below!

Thanks for stopping by the ChiefsPlanet spotlight. Enjoy this Saturday evening, and until next time, you take care of yourself!

Rico tacos?

I'm in - I LOVE tacos.

rico's a cool ass dude

Did you wrestle growing up, or did your love for the sport come elsewhere?

Also - is wrestling a pretty common sport for people to follow? Especially in an NCAA type setting?

Yes he is! I really enjoy his posts and wish he was around a bit more often.

He's a fave of mine. Very nice guy.

Three favorite bands?

When and where did you meet your wife?

Rico - Name the one woman alive that you would bury your dick so far inside of her, that whoever was able to pull it out would be crowned King Arthur.

Riding time....a gay construct of wrestling or just mostly a gay construct of wrestling?

sweet guy - although I've told him I don't sell laptops anymore and he's since asked like 3 additional times. Must get some good shit.

Do die hard fishermen, really need a wiggling earthworm in each ear to reach orgasm

I once walked into a gun shop and they had a printed meme of the redneck character that is a rico creation.

They at first didn't believe me when I said "hey, I know that guy".

Rico has provided information and assistance to me to help our wrestlers in the past and I've seen his brothers wrestle in both HS and college. Coincidence, not weirdo stalker shit.

He's legit imo.

Dude tells a mean catheter story!

Hi!

hi bff forever and ever

Aren’t you the river barge captain guy?

RICO SUAVE! That's all I need to know.....

Maybe the best rhyme combo ever: parents and appearance

"You kept insisting that I meet your parents, they're gonna love my appearance."

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Rico and I shared in our Foles love.

He's a nice member.

Ricos cool AF

Really good dude. Hope he starts coming back around here more often.

<3 Rico

Rico invented squirrel tits. That makes Rico very cool in my book.

Rico is the reason I tarp my load...

Rico likes wrestling. His wife is kind of hot. He didn't like Alex Smith.

All fine virtues.

No that’s Bane, he hasn’t been around in a looong time

As for Rico, he is swell fella in my book

When I was doing the CP roasts, rico was always sure to chime in and give feedback. I'm not trying to brag about my internet popularity peen or anything like that, but that's a loooot of roasts to write, and when people (even if it's like 5 dudes) follow what you create, it makes the job a lot more fun. So thanks, rico!

Ever seen a grown man naked?

Well folks, rico appears to have missed his cue. We're doing it live out here yo! So these things sometimes happen.

As rico is unable to fulfill his duties of naming the next poster in tonight's spotlight, I'll be taking some suggestions for people you'd like to see featured!!

I applaud your efforts for that. I wouldn't have the patience or creativity to write so many roasts.

Rico has been spending a lot of time fishing with his brother lately. He seems to be spending more time with family and not on much. I will send him a message about this thread

Oh that's no problem at all. If he's busy with family, that's awesome to hear.

Who would win in fight between Bruce Lee, and Hulk Hogan? In their primes, not current situation obviously.

I'M his family!!!!

I think we'll hold off on a spotlight tonight until rico is able to participate in this thread and name our next member to be highlighted.

Well holy shit...

I’ll have to get my laptop out for this one. Prolly chip away after bass fishing in the morning.

Life has been really, really ****ing crazy these past few months, btw.

The people you enjoy arguing with are the one's that can retain their sense of humor while doing so.

Most of us are wasting company time on a BB arguing football. Why so serious?...

My dad and uncle’s were some of the first successful wrestlers in my town/school. When I was 6, my dad took me to a wrestling tourney and afterwards asked if I liked it and wanted to do it. I responded, “no, not really.” And my dad replied with, “tough shit, you are starting Monday.” Since then I was wrestling at a high level and practicing 4-5 times per week. I wrestled through college and my younger brothers and I accumulated an array of state placings/state championships. I now do the high school rankings in Iowa. So yeah, I was just kinda born into it.

Currently hitting The Black Keys, Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeroes, Queens of the Stone Age and TV On the Radio pretty hard.

All time faves: NIN, STP, AIC, Beck, Nirvana, Sublime, Mark Lanegan, etc.

Favorite album of all time: Nilsson Schmilsson.

I met her at Perkins when we were both 19. This was 17 years ago. She introduced herself to me because she had a crush on me from wrestling when we were in HS. I knew of her because I had seen her several times asa cheerleader for our rival school (Wapello). So yeah, she was a singlet chaser. Our oldest daughter got 2nd at girls state this year.

Christina Aguilera, Splash-era Darryl Hannah and this chick I graduated HS with.

I like mat wrestling. Used to hold the record at my HS in pins, still hold records in single season and regular season nearfalls. So I like topwork... just wish they would implement a way to penalize leg riders who stall. I hate Daton Fix and think he’s bad for wrestling.

Bahahahaha, was wondering why I didn’t get a response this last time. Sorry dude, probably having a string of flighty moments.

That may be how it works for these guys who go for the bluegill, catfish, bullhead, crappie, etc.

In my case, I use a lot of Mepps, crank baits and chatterbaits and usually have a wad shot in the sack before fishing, a wad shot every time a bass hits and a wad shot after I get home. So I shoot like 30 wads per day.

That was funny as shit. That was about a year into those mullet-man memes floating around all over the place and now they are posted everywhere, all the time...literally millions of people have seen the mullet man and are aware of him. Every couple days I’ll have someone notify me that they see one of my mullet memes posted on pretty huge websites. It’s funny to think about... I am a relatively famous meme and most people think the mullet guy is a real person and not some goofball who is dorkin around with his wife’s hair extensions and hillbilly teeth. LMAO

Hell yeah, Super Bowl MVP a year later! Good times! **** Alex!

Those were great times, my friend! You did great with those!

Lol, I was pretty excited about not only having a couple bros on here who caught on to the humor of squirrel tits, but also applied it to the same squirrel-tittied bastard that I did!! 😂

Yeah pretty much sums it up.

Hi buddy! Welcome back!

How does it feel to single handedly vanquish one, Sandy Cheeks, from the board?

Sup dude!

I do totally thought I was gonna score with that chick!!!

Welcome back hombre! Hope you and the family are doing well.

Thanks man!

I nominate BigCatDaddy

Rico's suave.

My last name sounds similar to “Suave.” That’s how I got my nickname.

So you're Mr. Mauve?

Mauve - it's pink for metrosexuals...

Lindsey Buckingham approves this thread.

You can’t wear those in a gay bar!

Insert baby trying to kick ball and falling gif...

Ok, so a lot of people have asked where I’ve been the last year or so and if I’ve been ok. If I responded, I usually kind of hinted how my life has been terrible since Christmas Eve... but never elaborated. For one, I wasn’t supposed to discuss it publicly and secondly, I didn’t want to. Things have sucked ass. Well, two days ago, my nightmare came to an end... and I can finally talk about this situation, for it’s 1.) Over and 2.) Things went in my favor, for the truth came out.

I am going to have an interesting AMA in a couple days. Seriously, I have so much to say.

And to imply the situation that I experienced, for now, I will just say this... I didn’t, for one second believe or assume that Tyreek assaulted his wife and won’t ever believe domestic abuse allegations unless I saw it take place with my own eyes. My experience influenced my feelings on this. There is some morbidly corrupt shit that goes on... there are insanely manipulative, sociopathic people out there who will ruin your life without thinking twice if they have something to gain from it and it is freaking crazy.

So yeah, I’ve had an interesting last 11 months... and am in such better spirits now. You’ll probably see me around consistently again.

Welcome back Rico!

Luv u bb

Good to see you... Glad everything worked out for you.. Should Patty play next week??

He should play when he feels 100% healthy. This team will be absolutely fine if our D shows any ability to be consistent and we have a healthy Mahomes. A lot of people are trippin about the seed. I’m not. This team can beat any team in the NFL with consistent D play, offensive weapons and most importantly, Mahomes. No need to rush him...it’d be counterproductive. Maybe even on a long-term scale if they are stupid about it.

Are you going to continue to channel prison Mike for the rest of the season?

Because that would be amazing