My Personal Vendetta Bucket List
 

If Mahomes stays Mahomes, then its very possible we can exact a great deal of revenge on the NFL over the next few years. We had lost multiple games in a row to Cincy, then we smoked them Sunday night, getting a taste of revenge for all the miserable losses we've had to them.

But I want more. A lot more.

I want to deal out a bunch of playoff losses to teams that have made my life a personal pit of misery over the past 40 years. Here is my Revenge Bucket List, from mild to MUST.

Mild:

1) Beat Green Bay in a Super Bowl: I don't really despise Green Bay. Actually i admire them and I think they're a well run, historically great team. I just want to avenge our Super Bowl I loss when Lombardi said the Chiefs "were not an NFL caliber team." The next time the Chiefs faced an NFL team was the next season, 1967 in a pre-season game at Municipal Stadium. Stram beat George Halas' Bears 66-24, and played the starters the whole game.

2) LA/SD Chargers: We owe them an exit from the playoffs, and I'd like to do it by rushing Kareem Hunt for 200 yards. Natrone Means rushed the Bolts over one of Marty's teams to knock us out one year.

3) Baltimore Ravens: Knock them out of the playoffs by making them turn the ball over multiple times, like Ray Lewis did to Casshole and Todd Haley at Arrowhead. We were poseurs that year, but I'd like to give them a taste.

4) New England: After Tommy Boy retires, make them play with a second tier QB, in an Arrowhead playoff game, and Ball Control their ass where they can never catch up.

Medium:

1) Miami Dolphins: Get them in an Arrowhead playoff game when it's cold as Hell, force their line to jump offsides with crowd noise, have their kickers blow makeable field goals and taste the bile of kick related failure.

2) Pittsburgh Steelers: Go to Heinz Field, play a close playoff game, they try to tie it up in the fourth quarter, but Dee Ford flops on a rush and draws an Offensive Holding call on the Steelers tackle, which negates a two point conversion. We celebrate on their field and make them stew on that bogus ref call for an entire off season.

3) New York Jets: Beat them handily after they sneak into the playoffs on a blocked punt in their final game. Hold Sam Darnold to less than 100 yards passing. Beat them by five TDs.

Must Have:

1) Indianapolis Colts: I don't care how we beat them. I just want to kill them in a playoff game. I mean beat them like The Taliban. Make them taste the sting of playoff futility. Have their kicker miss every FG attempt. Have their best running back come up lame after one carry. Have Mahomes score a TD on a fumbled snap. Make Colts fans want to kill themselves.

2) Tennessee Tits: On their field, Tits go in at the half with a three TD lead, only to get punked and stuffed in the second half, as Mahomes goes crazy and throws four TD passes, including one to himself. Laugh at them as we leave Nashville. Make Tits fans want to kill themselves.

3) Denver Broncos: Like Indy, I don't care how we beat them. Best would be to have Mahomes run an 85 yard drive with two minutes left to beat them by one with :02 left in the game. Add Shane Ray to our defense, who tells the press he's "Always wanted to be a Chief." Do a baseball swing after sacking Keenum. Make Donk fans want to kill themselves.


Is that too much to ask?

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On a scale from 1 to elation - how was it as an old school KC fan when the Royals pulled off one of the greatest playoff comebacks of all time against the A's?

Hell yes!!! Burn the Colts to the ground!!!

Divisional Round of the playoffs - Beat the Steelers
AFC Championship Game - Knock out the Patriots
Superbowl - Torch Peters to win the trophy

It was a four month boner.

I hope we give the Colts as much despair as that damn playoff game with Luck gave me.

End the seasons if the Squeelers, Fixboros, and Lambs in succession.. Nothing else matters.

Just win when it matters, that's all I care about.

But have something similar for baseball. My dream season is one where the Royals beat the A's in the divisional round, the Yankees for the pennant and the Cardinals for the World Series.

Gosh. I don’t understand the Titans hatred. As much as that loss sucked, it was a classic “Because Chiefs” experience.

Aside from the Colts who obviously deserve their own “burn in a vat of acid” section, the Steelers and Patriots are right at the top of the list for me. I would love to break their hearts and crush their souls. The Steelers playoff loss (Fisher vs Harrison.... ****!) stuck with me for a long time. And the Patriots just deserve it, but I’d prefer the loss be with Brady whom we pick off 4 times to end his career as the Chiefs win 49-0. That’s the only way to go for true redemption.

"Make {opposing team's} fans want to kill themselves."

I like this. Much more satisfying than just beating them. Let's rape, pillage, and genuinely destroy some lives while we're at it. Great job as always, George.

**** that.

You have a lot of close games in there. Let’s ****ing blow all these ****s the duck out.

**** all these fools.

Pitt has to be in my “must haves” column.

Must haves for me:
Pitt - **** em blow em out
Indy - **** em blow em out
New England - **** em blow em out
Denver - **** em blow em out

My List:

Beat the living crap out of any opponent in the AFC Championship game at Arrowhead. Can't even imagine the joy and mayhem that would ensue.

That would be quite the feeling for sure

My list:

Pitt. Close game. Sack Rapelisburger for a safety to win. Severs a lower vertebrae. He's never able to use his pecker again.

NE: Blowout. They take Brady out after 4 picks. He's on the sideline kissing his son on the lips and gets plowed by Julian Edelmen who is blasted out of bounds on an incompletion. Both Brady and his kid lose all their teeth in the accident

Indy: 1995 Reunion. Chiefs blow them out. Linn Elliott and Jim Harbaugh share a ride to the airport after the game. It gets carjacked by a doped up bunch of Denver Bronko players that are in town to watch the game. The car is hit by a train.

Denver: Chiefs in blowout fashion once again. On the way back to Denver, the bronko plane hits the first ever discovered AIDS tree during an emergency landing.

I want the Colts 7 years in a row. After that Pittsburgh, New England, Buffalo and Miami. We will get two shots at revenge on our division opponents every year.

1. Patriots
2. Colts
3. Tits
4. Steelers

George's inner child has awakened, and he is a bloodthirsty little monster. LMAO

ROFLROFLROFLROFL

I love Chiefsplanet so much.

I want to beat Tommy and the Patriots at Arrowhead in a ceremonious torch-passing from one GOAT to another

The Great GOAT Barbecue

With regards to Pitt and Indy, I would like to beat them so bad that their entire teams retire at halftime.

ROFL

The Colts is the #1 must have for me. Luckily I wasn't alive to endure the heart breaking loss to Miami in 71, I don't remember the one in 1990, but I do remember the one from 1994. That one hurt. But nothing compared to the Colts.

I think the best way to do it would be to come back from being behind by 33 points. Because that would break the all-time record right? The Oilers came back from being down 35-3 to Buffalo if I recall. That would be justice.

Beating the Broncos in the playoffs would be nice too. Grease our jerseys, chop block everyone and get away with it, and make them lose on a horse shit offensive PI call at the end.

In fact, douse our pass rushers jerseys in KY Liquid. Have fun blocking that.

Was gonna post something similar. Easier to quote than type it all.

We were close to beating Indy that badly at halftime in 2013... unfortunately, instead of retiring they decided to play the second half

IN !!!!!!

I want to beat the cowboys in a super bowl. When i was growing up in school they always ended the pa announcement with go cowboys. I hated it. I want to finally rub it in all those asshole faces and say go chiefs! That would make my day. Oh final score Chiefs 65-0. Anthony sherman co mvp with pm2

Hell yeah brother!!!!

Sadly, the Cowboys are probably going to be dogshit for decades to come...

What kind of shithole school did you go to?? What sort of miserable place would do this to children??

Sandy Eggo and/or NE (with Brady) may come this year. Others probably not...

Hopefully, the donks continue to spiral downward at the QB position and stay irrelevant for years to come. :)

Corpus christi carroll high school. My anger level when i heard that was over 9000!

^^^^^^^^^

'...bring me a Champion'

That's what I want.....The Lamar Hunt trophy raised @ Arrowhead. Preferably against the Patriots.

Night game, please.

half of KC won't show up for work

they should just declare the monday after our AFCCG a local holiday

"Lamar Hunt Trophy Day"

heck yeah!

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Mahomes will settle all family business.

https://pre00.deviantart.net/f9dd/th...ks-d36gw20.jpg

Please photoshop Mahomes into this pic.

too nice.. more like this....

JFC you guys suck. Use a mean pic. And filter the face to blend it in.

Patrick Mafiahomes.

https://i.imgur.com/vQvp1Wq.jpg

ROFL Yours is the worst of all of them.

lmao

try mine..he's got that stone cold killer look.

that one looks like he just farted. :)

you're ****ing insane

forgot to add a shadow to the head. NOW it's PERFECT

https://i.imgur.com/NTnAEAn.jpg

need a Mahomes “I’m going to kick your ass” serious face.

I give up.

Now let's make his suit red.

https://i.imgur.com/qrX3VyQ.jpg

Goal posts come down?


Does this even happen with any team anymore?

they don’t let people get on the field in the NFL. The NFL rings the field with a Show of force before the final play keeps everyone in the stands.

michael Corrlone saying he is going to settle all family business doesn’t smile. He’s going to **** up your shit.

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Not so fast.

http://i64.tinypic.com/17waqh.jpg

Boom!

....thank you kind sir!

yeah, that’s the I’m a bad ass face we need on the Corleone pic. :thumb:

now it's done

https://i.imgur.com/Xsm0zcl.jpg

thats the winner. That’s the bad ass Mahomes who will settle all family business in the playoffs. Well done sir!

Tom Brady to win his last SB trophy at age 55.

Only the ex-GOAT will be BBQ'ed on that day!

Oddly, I care less about those past crimes now. We have a franchise quarterback. All of those past games were just fighting for scraps against second-tier teams that weren't going anywhere. They didn't matter. What matters now is this season and the next 15 to 20 seasons.

No... NOW it's done

https://preview.ibb.co/hSAqdA/Pics-A...3-09-41-37.jpg

Damn I had several initial thoughts, all wrong.
1. I thought you were pissed at Scho63 because he was an obnoxious ass during the Denver Christmas Eve game standing for 5 hours in the raining front row and screaming like a nOOb
2. Someone on Chiefs Planet borrowed $7 about 10 years ago to help their dying mother and then you found out they were really a crack addict.
3. Todd Haley moved into the house next door during an Estate Sale.

:D

If the Chiefs win an AFC championship at Arrowhead there's not enough force in the world to keep those fans off the field

1. I always felt bad because I know you fell ill the next day. Hopefully next time you come for a visit you won't catch Legionaire's Disease at the Hyatt.

2. I don't loan money on the CP. I give a lot of rep, but no legal tender. I could kick him seven dollars in casino cash if that would get his ass off crack...

3. If Todd Haley was my neighbor, I'd go over and borrow a cup of rat salad from his lovely wife Chrissy. I understand she's a frisky little filly. But I'd keep all my major appliances chained down. And no bar hopping either!

Good luck. That all ain’t happening in your lifetime. No ****ing way lol

Are you serious about this man? I can’t tell. If your suffering is that bad and its gonna take that much. Then my friend, Im sorry to tell you but no joy will equal or overcome your sufferings as a Chiefs fan.


How about this? I say just keep it simple, Chiefs win a ****ing bowl and that joy alone should hopefully be enough to overcome the pain ridden feelings from your past.

Chiefs play a close one at Heinz field but Pittsburgh comes out sluggish in the second half and are blown out. It is later discovered that the Steelers Gatorade was laced with antifreeze. The halftime ceremony for James Harrison is cut short because warpaint breaks loose from her stall and tramples Harrison who who will never be able to walk again.

Blowing these teams out is much more preferable to any close games. That just completely demoralizes them and their fans. They will know deep down they have no chance when playing us and that no matter how good their seasons are, that playing the Chiefs will loom on the horizon. It will always be in the back of their minds knowing that their seasons have a singular end that they cannot do anything to overcome.

With regards to the Broncos, we are already getting back at them with the consecutive win streak and winning the division that they have felt is theirs and theirs alone. Keeping them out of the playoffs and leaving them with no hope for the division is much more satisfying than any one playoff game.

I can easily tell you are not a long time fan. Try being a fan for 40-50 years with 1 to none Super Bowls then tell me why WE shouldn't be bitter.

While I get where you're coming from, think about it like this: if New England or Pittsburgh had just beaten us a few years ago in the playoffs by 40pts, you'd say, "Well, we're the Chiefs and we just got outplayed because they're better and we suck like always." But when they beat us in part because we're playing with a skeleton crew led by Jason Avant at WR and Reid can't manage clock yet we ALMOST come back (NE) or Alex Smith (!) leads a late TD drive and hits a 2-point conversion only to see it wiped away by a holding call (Pitt)... those sting for such a long time. What-ifs are really what crush souls.

Or at least mine.

How about we compromise on our dream? We beat them in close games for the next 2 seasons and then begin a decade of 77-28 blow-outs.

I never said you shouldn’t be bitter. The pain and suffering is totally understandable. But why make it impossible to recover from it? Why be stuck in it forever? Is it worth it? I don’t think so.

Why set so many expectations that are not realistic in nature? No offense to the OP, I appreciate and enjoy reading his posts from 10 things, but man no way are all those going to happen. Im confident in saying that.

I understand he has high hopes for Mahomes but “slow down the horses.” Geez. Its not like were automatically great all of a sudden? Do you think all those things are gonna happen with a great QB? Even the great ones lose! But they win as well don’t get me wrong.

I just think his expectations are harsh. Beating those teams listed may be possible but they may not beat all of them? And just some of the things he is asking for, I want Dee Ford to draw a hold on the Pitt Oline to negate a two point conversion and that way they could win?! Or yeah were losing to Tennessee by three TDs and then Mahomes runs wild in the second half and throws 4 TDs and we beat them??LMAO....Come on dude? Thats why I asked him is he serious about this?

I just don’t think anyone should set expectations upon the intricacies of the game and having it unfold a certain way. There is a very good chance that won’t happen. Think along the lines of probabilities. What are the odds of these things happening? Heck, What he is asking for is no different than the odds of winning the lottery. Heck I would just ask for that? Gimme ****ing 50 million or 100 million over this crap and I’ll ride off into the sunset, not worry about a damn thing about sports while enjoying the nice beach atmosphere and sipping on a pina colada.

I don’t think he should set all these expectations. It just further perpetuates disappointment. Especially unrealistic ones. Thats why I say go simple. Better chance you’d be happy and overcome the bitterness. Thats all Im saying.

I'm glad to see you went with some old-school dislike (Packers) and disdain (Dolphins), but I'd move NE to the "destroy their souls" category, just because. I'll also disagree about the venues, they all should be at the Kingdom's castle, Arrowhead.
Oh yeah, not that it matters, but pound the dark vassals of the East Bay into submission at every opportunity.

I can’t wait for Patriots fans to be treated like Cowboys fans.

Completely irrelevant with all of their succes in the rear view mirror and a total laughing stock clinging to past glory. They’re the Uncle Ricos of the NFL.

Scho69 and I am going to black op kidnap your ass, tie you up in a darkened room Clockwork Orange Style and for a month force you to watch in a loop the following:

1971 Double OT Playoff Loss to Miami 27-24 (Watch this twice)
1986 Loss to NY Jets 35-15
1990 Loss to Miami 17-16
1991 Loss to Buffalo 37-14
1992 Loss to San Diego 17-0 (Shut out in a playoff game for chrissakes)
1993 Loss to Buffalo to go to Super Bowl 30-13 (Watch this 3 times)
1994 Lost to Miami 27-17
1995 Lost to Indy 10-7 (Watch this inside a walk in freezer for a week)
1997 Lost to Denver 14-10 (Watch wearing an Elvis Grbac jersey)
2003 Lost to Indy 38-31 (Watch till you cry like Dick Vermeil)
2006 Lost to Indy 23-8 (Watch with Herm Edwards)
2010 Lost to Baltimore 30-7 (Watch while Todd Haley gives you the finger)
2013 Lost to Indy 44-43 (Watch this for a week while you kneel on a football)
2015 Lost to Pats 27-20 (Have to watch the last six minutes for a week)
2016 Lost to Pitts 18-16 ( Flop like James Harrison for two weeks)
2017 Lost to Tits 22-21 (Complete passes to yourself for three weeks)

Then tell me about "just letting it go."

Add me to the list of kidnappers, George.
1971 Double OT Playoff Loss to Miami 27-24 (Watch this twice) - On Christmas Day.