I'm TVhotdogMarriedParents aka carcosa, the 8th dumbest person on ChiefsPlanet.comAMA
 

You all seem nice so thank you for any questions you ask, tanks!

What do you do for a living?

I sell tractors for New Holland

jk freelance writing

How did you became a Chief fan?

As long as I can remember, I've always been a chiefs fan......

But for seriously though, was born in the area and just came into consciousness as a Chiefs fan. One of my earliest memories is hearing a Chiefs game on the radio and being really invested in them winning

Thank you.

Congrats Carcosa!

Thanks!!! Hoping to medal next year

You're welcome

Ty!

Apart from you and Simply Red, who seem like the top 3 nicest posters on Chiefs Planet?

Are you Simply Red's son?

Better. It's his mult!

What are your thoughts on rape jokes?

Have you ever started or contributed to a poop thread?

Have you ever been bitten by a shark?

Can you describe the perfect hotdog for me? What brand do you like? What kind of bun/bread, if any? What do you put on it? Do you have a favorite hot dog memory?

I'll help out some of CP.

Are you Male or Female?

Have you ever cupped your hand over your butt, farted and then smelled it?

Jelly, or Syrup?

Can’t believe it took this long but...

ARE YOU GAY?

Who are you the mult of?
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How old do you think the Earth is?

Thank to u!

rico, Pablo, and jjchieffan

I wish!!!!!! I'm his stepson

Generally not a fan. I think it's possible for a joke to be about rape and be funny, but the degree of difficulty is really high. Usually it either ends up being a corny attempt at shock humor or just a straight up offensive minimizing of a really terrible thing. So like, if you wanna tell a rape joke, go for it, but don't be surprised if your audience responds negatively.

Not that I can recall.

Yes. One time a shark bit my penis off and I died.

Wow, great questions here. Thank you. To me, the perfect hot dog is plump and juicy, cooked on a grill (charcoal preferably, but gas is fine too), with juuuust a bit of char on there. Put it on a lightly toasted white bun. Melt some pepper jack cheese on it and line it with a tasteful amount of ketchup. Then eat it with mouth.

My favorite hot dog memory is eating a hot dog at the K and not dying of dysentery

Male, but I do watch HGTV sometimes

Hell yeah my man

Jelly. Syrup too sticky

I wish! Those guys seem to have tons of fun.

loochy

The Earth won't exist for another 6,000 years.

How long have you been seemingly nice? Do you think I seem nice? is it nice to seem nice, online? Thank yous and endvance

which best describes Pat Mahomes?

1) He'll be fine.
2) He'll be fine!
3) He'll be FO'ine!
...???

What are you gonna jizz in/on when Mahomes scores TDs? Thanks

What do you think of Joey Chitwood's massive eating achievements in record times? July 4th is coming up and the Coney island hot dog eating contest!

Well, are you at least extremely happy, then?

Dinny

are you dead?

Thoughts on kabuki?

That's not funny considering this is the year of the Mahomes and touchdown jizz. You wouldn't want to be missing your penis this year.

Just will accidentally be ripped off anyway...

1. I have been seemingly nice for 10 years, actually nice for 3.
2. You seem VERY nice!!!
3. Online is usually such a toxic space that seeming nice online can be quite nice indeed.
4. Than's YOUS!

4) He'll be FOOOOOOIIIINE as hell

Why haven't you changed your name yet?

Going to jizz IN a fanny pack and ON a bowl of popcorn

I believe you mean Joey Chestnut. I think he is the greatest American athlete of all time.

Do you prefer penis shaped pie or penis shaped cake? Please elaborate. Also, if you were going to sell penis shaped merchandise, what would it be?

Sometimes!!!

Yes, due to a shark biting my penis off.

I am not very knowledgeable on this subject but it seems like a nice art form!

Can you explain True Detective season 2?

You're right. That was insensitive of me. I should come clean and say that I do have a penis, which means I'll get to jizz about Mahomes throwing touchdowns. I apologize to those Chiefs fans who have actually had their penises bitten off by sharks and now must live a miserable jizz-free life.

I don't know HOW!!!

I prefer penis shaped cake. If I were going to sell penis shaped merchandise, it would be penis shaped toilets.

The real villain was whoever cast Vince Vaughn.

You're A-Ok in my book fwiend

are you attending a Chiefs game in-person this upcoming season?

Never say never!

Which team will you root for?

My favorite team, the Kansas City Chiefs!

have you vetted the new Mind Hunters series yet? I'll be honest I haven't even looked.

This article has some interesting info:

https://www.thrillist.com/entertainm...-date-spoilers

Grr I'm limited as to how much I can read that - as I am at work & have 55,000 windows open - but at a glance it doesn't look like Holt McCallany will be returning - FML if true.

He will!!!!!

oh great - thats yo ver mcuh

he makes that series purr

I have more questions

Okay

I will ask once i get home from work.

Carcosa what are 3 of your favorite movies?

Who's your daddy, and what does he do?

The Jerk
Raising Arizona
Hell or High Water

Long John Silver or Captain Ds?

eww good one!

You aren’t a dumbass!

top 3 most visited YouTube channels?