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I am RealSNR. Ask me most things
And for the other things, I reserve the right to either not answer or brush them off with bullshit.
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Gay.
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I can't give you a number yet, but I predict it's around 3. |
Which Mega Man game is your favorite?
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I suck at video games, and when you're a kid, Mega Man seems like the hardest shit ever. Plus, wasn't 3 the one where Rush Coil got introduced for the first time? |
Are you secretly writing a symphony that you never expect to hear performed, but with a secret hope that when you retire all of your alumni students will come together and give you a surprise performance that touches your heart and provides confirmation of all of the lives that you've touched, like Richard Dreyfuss in the movie Mr. Holland's Opus?
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What was your childhood like?
Where did you grow up? What was a typical activity when your class had recess? Did you learn to ride a bike or swim first? |
Will you roast the hell out of the Dumbest mofo on the Planet?
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How much do all the "Talent Shows" piss you off?
I have no musical talent. Like at all. If it were quantifiable, it would probably be negative. But I went to a small college with a relatively unremarkable music program, but I had a lot of friends in there, and most of them were way more talented than any fools on these "reality" shows and it kind of grinds my gears. I'm interested in your perspective. |
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Minus me (of course) who are you top 3 favorite posters that quickly come to mind?
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Should we have a chiefsplanet hall of fame?
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Can you tell me the difference between composing and arranging?
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Our school still had some of the old awesome playground equipment throughout my elementary school years. The kind that would get you killed. Firepoles that were 3 stories tall, merry-go-rounds that spun so fast and had a wobble to them, metal slides that would heat up in the sun and sear your ass on the way down... that kind of thing. I remember our class also doing some fairly memorable kickball and foursquare games during recess as well. I could swim (kinda... dogpaddle only) first, but I really learned to ride a bike before I could do any kind of legit "swimming" |
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Long John Silvers thoughts ?
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And the other thing is the idea that these shows perpetuate "talent." Like all the people on the show were all a bunch of Luke Skywalkers when it comes to the music Force, and the rest of us are a bunch of idiot Stormtroopers who have no hope of becoming jedis. It's 100% about the work you put in, what kind of work, and how effectively you work. I might make an argument that something like IQ or learning mindset has a great deal with how much you can improve in a span of time, and that's something that you might be born with into a given situation, but the majority of music really is how much help and support you have, what kind of work you put in, how much of it, and how much you really want to accomplish something. Too often you get asshole contestants who are like, "I just started singing for my mom and she said I had the voice of an angel, and now I'm trying out." Even self-taught musicians who are really good put in the time and the effort. I wish they'd stop making this shit about talent and more about what it takes to reach a certain ability. |
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Why are you incapable of perceiving humor or telling funny jokes? |
I must be on ignore. :(
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Is Simply Red on ignore?
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Rain Man of course deserves mad respect. The amount of thought that goes into each of his posts and the quantity at which they're put out is astonishing. The Talking Can doesn't get around much anymore, but that guy was my favorite poster during the Pioli years. I know he's still around lurking. |
Why did you change your username to "Real" SNR? Was the old SNR a fake?
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It's easier just to leave it alone, but if anybody really puts in the work to make it fine, I will support it 100% |
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Arranging is taking a composition (either your own or somebody else's) and re-writing it for a new purpose, instrumentation, section, etc. I can take the song "Happy birthday" and write a symphony based off of the tune by taking fragments of it and spinning it into a giant work. That's an original composition. I can also take "Happy birthday" and write it for an ensemble of 3 kazoos, pipe organ, and plastic recorder. That's an arrangement. |
I was worried I was on ignore. I'm glad I'm not - you're one of the sweetest members who I know and I'm proud to have your friendship!
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I gotta move on to my question. Do you believe that cannabis is a therapeutic, a cure from some ailments, or just a bunch of BS on medical benefits? |
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Then it occurred to me that while his quality of work output was far better than anything I've ever contributed, I'm no different than he is. I'm a dude with a day job and a laptop who writes about football occasionally on the internet. So I decided to make myself RealSNR. |
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You're a nice guy with a great ass. Thanks for posting in my thread! |
What's the best piano composition of all time and why is it Aphex Twin's 'Avril 14'
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Rape?
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I think it should be de-criminalized, however. |
If you could put any 5 people (dead or live) in the Dolphin Rape Cave, who would they be?
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Best roller coaster you have ever ridden?
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You're on Death Row. What's your last meal going to be?
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I believe the best one to be Liszt's b minor sonata. The circular form of sonata-allegro within multi-movement structure as well as all the ****ing motivic development put into the work is just jaw-dropping. I learn something new every time I listen to that piece. It's also proof that you can make something stunningly gorgeous out of something with deep deep complication and intricate structure. |
Are you a Narc? How did that start?
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After that, I'd go with Peyton Manning, Scott Pioli, and Kevin Keitzman. |
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I told the story on CP, and people called me a narc. Whatever. That ****er left a dent in my car hood. I hope he gets anally raped every day by a 400-lb man in a dolphin costume. |
I'll be back in a few hours to answer more questions (if there are any).
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You stumble upon a genie lamp- what are your three wishes? (Standard Aladdin genie rules apply)
1. Can't kill anyone 2. Can't make anyone fall in love with you (or make anyone come back from the dead) 3. Can't wish for more wishes |
What's your favorite hair metal band?
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You get three rule changes to apply to all levels of American football by fiat.
What are your three rule changes? |
What does snr stand for?
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The other two wishes... dunno... I'd probably wish for gay shit like world peace and the ability for humans to have interstellar space travel technology that's accessible to the point that we can colonize other planets and go beyond the confines of our solar system. |
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2. The weird "you can talk to teams about trades before the deadline, but they don't go into effect until a certain date, but you can't tamper!" It's vague, and they just need to put a firm rule into effect. I don't care what it is. 3. Put my draft order idea into effect. |
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ROFL Goddamn it Bowser I have to spread rep around before you get it again.
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I'm not kidding. |
Hair bands weren't my thing. Sorry.
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Worked with a guy in the mid 90's that would refer to Sears that way.
"At lunch I have to go to Sears, where America gets the shaft." I guess it always stuck with me. |
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It's either AMA or nothing. Thats not how this works. :harumph:
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If you could live anywhere in either North Dakota or South Dakota, with no need to worry about work commutes, where would you live?
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Would you rather have Herm Edwards come to your home to recruit your son to Arizona State, Drink Wine and have a good cry with Dick Vermeil, or rent a house to Todd Haley?
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What do you find more insufferable:
Idiots whining about Trump being racist Or Idiots whining about Obama being Muslim ? |
How annoyed do you get with people who have shitty taste in music? For instance, nickelback fans, or those who enjoy Toby Keith. Are they lower life forms?
As a man of refined acoustic tastes, do you have any guilty pleasures? Does SNR like to put on Twisted Sister after he's had a couple of Zimas? |
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Trump is a huge piece of shit, but that doesn't mean you have this responsibility or a duty to freak out about every little thing the president said. |
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