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Rain Man 12-14-2017 07:28 PM

Indy beatdown of Broncos Thursday Night Thread
 
I'm not paying much attention, but maybe something interesting will happen.

eDave 12-14-2017 07:31 PM

Ha ha Simeion

TribalElder 12-14-2017 07:32 PM

Interceptions seem nice

Rain Man 12-14-2017 07:35 PM

The simian threw that ball into double coverage with two other defenders nearby. I'm laughing at the play design and the execution.

Rain Man 12-14-2017 07:37 PM

Holy cow. Mike Person is starting for Indianapolis. He didn't even make our final roster.

Easy 6 12-14-2017 07:37 PM

Second to last poll option

Rain Man 12-14-2017 07:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Easy 6 (Post 13284162)
Second to last poll option

That's a good reason.

Why Not? 12-14-2017 07:39 PM

Fitting that this POS is the last TNF game of the season

petegz28 12-14-2017 07:39 PM

Wtf is with this camera angle?

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Rain Man 12-14-2017 07:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by petegz28 (Post 13284167)
Wtf is with this camera angle?

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They were bragging about using "skycam" for tonight's game, and it's terrible. It makes me nauseous.

Rain Man 12-14-2017 07:45 PM

What the heck was Elway spitting into that cup? I would've thought it was chewing tobacco, but it was white and slimy. Was he eating baby seal blubber or something?

MMXcalibur 12-14-2017 07:56 PM

Broncos take a delay of game penalty on a 4th down 35-yard field goal instead of burning a timeout.

McManus misses a field goal that would have been good by 35.

lol

Rain Man 12-14-2017 07:57 PM

The simian is getting carted off, so I have no idea who's going to be their pseuoquarterback now.

eDave 12-14-2017 07:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 13284178)
What the heck was Elway spitting into that cup? I would've thought it was chewing tobacco, but it was white and slimy. Was he eating baby seal blubber or something?

Was Manning standing next to him?

Rain Man 12-14-2017 07:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eDave (Post 13284206)
Was Manning standing next to him?

That might explain it.

Why Not? 12-14-2017 07:59 PM

Say what you want about Peters or Kelce, etc. at least they give a shit. Broncos look like they have totally mailed it in. It's really quite pathetic.

displacedinMN 12-14-2017 07:59 PM

I feel that football would have to be filmed that way in order for 3-d to be useful for sports.

Easy 6 12-14-2017 08:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 13284178)
What the heck was Elway spitting into that cup? I would've thought it was chewing tobacco, but it was white and slimy. Was he eating baby seal blubber or something?

White and slimy?

:eek:

displacedinMN 12-14-2017 08:06 PM

who is down now?

displacedinMN 12-14-2017 08:07 PM

looked like the Denver player tried to grab him and prevent him from hitting the ground hard.

Didn't look like that hard of a hit.

siberian khatru 12-14-2017 08:20 PM

ROSS TRAVIS

petegz28 12-14-2017 08:21 PM

the sky cam view sucks ass balls and should die in a fire of aids infested aids

Rain Man 12-14-2017 08:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Easy 6 (Post 13284218)
White and slimy?

:eek:

It was gross. it looked like he was vomiting up an albino octopus or something.

petegz28 12-14-2017 08:30 PM

this camera shit is making the game hard to watch..show the normal view

Rain Man 12-14-2017 08:32 PM

Holding on Garrett Bolles negates a Broncos touchdown. How many times will we say that over his career?

prhom 12-14-2017 08:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 13284249)
It was gross. it looked like he was vomiting up an albino octopus or something.

I would guess pumpkin seeds, but albino octopus was my second guess.

Rain Man 12-14-2017 08:35 PM

So the Broncos' quarterbacks this year, if I remember right have been Siemien, Osweiler, Lynch, Siemien, and now Osweiler. Did I miss anybody?

prhom 12-14-2017 08:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 13284272)
So the Broncos' quarterbacks this year, if I remember right have been Siemien, Osweiler, Lynch, Siemien, and now Osweiler. Did I miss anybody?

Don’t forget the fan favorite Kyle Sloter. It’s hilarious to listen to the Denver sports radio guys pining for a QB who couldn’t beat out anyone from that group in preseason.

Rain Man 12-14-2017 08:47 PM

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Originally Posted by prhom (Post 13284274)
Don’t forget the fan favorite Kyle Sloter. It’s hilarious to listen to the Denver sports radio guys pining for a QB who couldn’t beat out anyone from that group in preseason.

I think that knowmo said that Chad Kelly is a can't miss, so I'm surprised he hasn't had a chance.

petegz28 12-14-2017 08:47 PM

I'm done watching this game...feel like I'm gonna puke from watching that stupid sky cam crap....what a terrible ****ing idea. I hope they don't try that shit on our game Saturday.

phisherman 12-14-2017 08:49 PM

Man, Stephenson is terrible. He's looking worse than Jordan Black at this point.

Rain Man 12-14-2017 08:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by petegz28 (Post 13284289)
I'm done watching this game...feel like I'm gonna puke from watching that stupid sky cam crap....what a terrible ****ing idea. I hope they don't try that shit on our game Saturday.

It's horrific, isn't it? It's like watching the game from a dinghy on rough seas.

displacedinMN 12-14-2017 09:01 PM

I doubt they will do the camera thing. It is a one time gimmick. Like the game with no announcers.

eDave 12-14-2017 09:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by displacedinMN (Post 13284322)
I doubt they will do the camera thing. It is a one time gimmick. Like the game with no announcers.

They should bring that back.

TribalElder 12-14-2017 09:05 PM

At this point both teams are eliminated from the playoffs

Therefore, the winner of this game is really the loser

Rain Man 12-14-2017 09:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by displacedinMN (Post 13284322)
I doubt they will do the camera thing. It is a one time gimmick. Like the game with no announcers.

I saw something on nfl.com about it that offered a quite exciting perspective of it. I guess they did it for another game, and they said, "we're bringing it back!" I guess not enough people hated it last time.

King_Chief_Fan 12-14-2017 09:09 PM

Fun watching Mller getting pushed around...non factor

Pablo 12-14-2017 09:14 PM

Ross Travis is a focal point on this Indy offense. That's all you need to know about this game.

Why Not? 12-14-2017 09:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by King_Chief_Fan (Post 13284342)
Fun watching Mller getting pushed around...non factor

100x more of a no show than Houston has ever been.

Pablo 12-14-2017 09:17 PM

Promo for Saturday night features Phyllis and Kelce. They know Alice isn't selling these viewers on shit.

EPodolak 12-14-2017 09:23 PM

Some ugly unis there.

Bowser 12-14-2017 09:25 PM

If this game is burning your retinas to the core, the D-1 volleyball semifinals are on the four letter network right now. Nebraska and Penn State just played an epic match, and Florida is gearing up to take on Stanford in a few.

Pablo 12-14-2017 09:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Bowser (Post 13284383)
If this game is burning your retinas to the core, the D-1 volleyball semifinals are on the four letter network right now. Nebraska and Penn State just played an epic match, and Florida is gearing up to take on Stanford in a few.

Watched that one earlier. It was so much more exciting than this game. It really was.

MMXcalibur 12-14-2017 09:28 PM

DJ White sighting.

DaneMcCloud 12-14-2017 09:31 PM

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Originally Posted by KCtotheSB (Post 13284390)
DJ White sighting.

Doin’ DJ White things

Reerun_KC 12-14-2017 09:39 PM

Donkeys doing donkey things.

Why Not? 12-14-2017 09:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pablo (Post 13284387)
Watched that one earlier. It was so much more exciting than this game. It really was.

Skinning my dick with a rusty potato knife would be more exciting than this game.

Reerun_KC 12-14-2017 09:40 PM

Donkey running up the score.

Rain Man 12-14-2017 09:41 PM

That's not a catch. Bad pass to a completely wide open receiver.

Reerun_KC 12-14-2017 09:42 PM

It’s a catch.

Rain Man 12-14-2017 09:42 PM

Eh, maybe his fingers hit first. Lucky break for the Broncos and their octopus-vomiting general manager.

Al Bundy 12-14-2017 09:43 PM

Donks winning helps the Buccaneers draft position.

Pablo 12-14-2017 09:46 PM

The Buccs sure are a huge sack of shit. Some teams are just always meant to be that way I suppose.

Reerun_KC 12-14-2017 09:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pablo (Post 13284430)
The Buccs sure are a huge sack of shit. Some teams are just always meant to be that way I suppose.



You don’t talk about the chiefs that way.

TomBarndtsTwin 12-14-2017 09:57 PM

I hate the Broncos, but don't we actually want Denver to win every game from here on out?!? They've got 9 losses, they're not going anywhere. So why not **** over their draft position and potentially convince their dumbass GM they've already got the answer at QB on their roster (I'm looking at you, Brock Assweller).

This is, of course, assuming the Chiefs can win the next two home games and clinch the AFC West. If they do, the game against Denver is a pointless game.

Why Not? 12-14-2017 09:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TomBarndtsTwin (Post 13284449)
I hate the Broncos, but don't we actually want Denver to win every game from here on out?!? They've got 9 losses, they're not going anywhere. So why not **** over their draft position and potentially convince their dumbass GM they've already got the answer at QB on their roster (I'm looking at you, Brock Assweller).

This is, of course, assuming the Chiefs can win the next two home games and clinch the AFC West. If they do, the game against Denver is a pointless game.

**** Denver. I'll never cheer for them to win shit. I'll cheer for the ISIS football team over ****ing Denver.

Pablo 12-14-2017 10:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Why Not? (Post 13284454)
**** Denver. I'll never cheer for them to win shit. I'll cheer for the ISIS football team over ****ing Denver.

This is true. Imagine a suicide bomber joining their huddle mid game. All warm and fuzzy inside.

MMXcalibur 12-14-2017 10:01 PM

DJ White isn't getting his head around when the ball is in the air (where does THAT sound familiar?)

Why Not? 12-14-2017 10:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pablo (Post 13284456)
This is true. Imagine a suicide bomber joining their huddle mid game. All warm and fuzzy inside.

Hahhah

TEX 12-14-2017 10:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TomBarndtsTwin (Post 13284449)
I hate the Broncos, but don't we actually want Denver to win every game from here on out?!? They've got 9 losses, they're not going anywhere. So why not **** over their draft position and potentially convince their dumbass GM they've already got the answer at QB on their roster (I'm looking at you, Brock Assweller).

This is, of course, assuming the Chiefs can win the next two home games and clinch the AFC West. If they do, the game against Denver is a pointless game.

Yep.

Sofa King 12-14-2017 10:06 PM

Von Miller has such a bad criminal history that it makes other people with criminal histories not look so bad.

Garcia Bronco 12-14-2017 10:29 PM

Man that was a beat down.

Reerun_KC 12-14-2017 10:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sofa King (Post 13284474)
Von Miller has such a bad criminal history that it makes other people with criminal histories not look so bad.



He would be awesome in red and gold.

007 12-14-2017 10:58 PM

Beatdown?

Nickhead 12-14-2017 11:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sofa King (Post 13284474)
Von Miller has such a bad criminal history that it makes other people with criminal histories not look so bad.

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:toast:

Sofa King 12-14-2017 11:27 PM

Lol. Do you suppose he ever figured it out?

Why Not? 12-14-2017 11:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Garcia Bronco (Post 13284545)
Man that was a beat down.

You want kudos for that performance? Complete no show by the defense. Not one impactful play. Colts are hot garbage so of course Denver got the win but this was hardly an inspired performance.


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