****Official ASS11 New York Cuckholding media dump thread****
 

It's ****ing glorious. Set a fire in our flesh.




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And mods if Tiger, Sandy or 19now11 come in here and starting doing their little shimmy, ****ING EJECT THEM INTO SPACE!!! ****ing DO IT!

ACL! ACL! ACL!

This franchise has to rank at the top of the worst franchises in the last 50 years.

But the wind!!!

Blaine Gabbert completed 22-of-34 passes for 257 yards, three touchdowns, and two interceptions in the Cardinals' Week 11 loss to the Texans.

Browns.

Pumpkin City

LMAO

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Alex makes me look like an idiot.

A first round pick? We'll be lucky to get a 5th for this loser.

**** trading him. Cut his dumb ass and let him suffer on the FA market.

This thread is beautiful

Bye.

We'll never forget the time you did that one thing Alice.

Holy ****ing shit man.

We had 134 ****ing yards rushing and held the Giants to under 300 yards in regulation.

AND WE ****ING LOST.

WE. ****ING. LOST.

That was a Casselian performance.

****!!! APOLOGIZE TO ME, ASSHOLES! YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE.

He gives you the same performance every week. Sometimes you have balls bounce off Kelce's shoulderpads or a great defensive play like the shovel pass, but he gives you the same thing every week, more or less, except for the 5 game aberration to start this year.

ASS11 has officially returned.

The Cuckening

31st defense in the league.


Didn't score a Touchdown.



ROFL

Trade him while he still has value.

Trade deadline already passed. He's here for the rest of the season at minimum.

But our coach is a QB guru

LMAO

Clay, you are so talented! Too funny

Last 5 Games Alex is:

1-4 Record
61.7% Completion Percentage
7.3 ypa
90.25 QB Rating

Take away the Raider game and he’s:

1-3 record
59.7 Completion Percentage
6.7 ypa
80.53 Passer Rating

"Regressing to the mean."


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Alex had the wind at his back on both of those shit passes.

Fouts bringing up the wind constantly was pissing me off.

I can't change my avatar. So I'm counting on you guys.

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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Philip Gaines might legitimately be the worst corner in the NFL. That said, the <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Chiefs?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#Chiefs</a> just eased the burden on their fans. This team is finished.</p>&mdash; Matt Verderame (@MattVerderame) <a href="https://twitter.com/MattVerderame/status/932358223306379264?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 19, 2017</a></blockquote>
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This guy knows

I never changed it. Which one of us made that? Don't recall now.


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What about 'the creature?'

me, bro

but congrats on holding fast

i believe that's a PGM special....he needs to bust that puppy out

pathetic.

COME ON DAD

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i hope alex can get it together for a super bowl run, and he can retire in glory.

Is your Dad Tiggeruppercut?

He reminds me of pete or splatbass.

Now that's one hell of a twist. LMAO

My favorite was the fail shovel pass. It's like a big **** you to andy reid for not adjusting at all since the pittsburg game.

And I hope I wake up tomorrow morning with a ten inch dick and a million in the bank.

I'll let you know how that turns out.

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Eh, wasn't really:

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We need to see the All 22.

Can we scrap the shovel pass? Teams have been onto it and it turns disastrous.


Also the trick plays quit trying be so cute.


If the quarterback can't throw the deep ball then find another quarterback who can. Imagine if we drafted a quarterback that could do such things.

I know a guy

Go **** yourself alex.

We need to let Tigerbob back (if he's still isolated in Romper Room)

He needs to answer for these shit performances.

We’re equal too. But we beat the patriots I the regular season.


Such ****ing losers we are.

Deflection from the root of the problem.

We could only hope.

no defending the shitshow that alex brought to the table. i blame because chefs more than alex though. best team in football to this. because chefs.

People are failing to realize the defense only gave up 6 points before AS11 gave them the ball in go-ahead field goal range at the end of the game.

The last pass on 3rd and 10 to West in Overtime literally hurts me. There was room. Pocket was fine. Wait for someone to break open.

For the first time in my life, I can understand why Clay is Clay

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">The Kaepernick Blackball Lawsuit Evidence power rankings for Week 11<br><br>1. Peterman<br>2. Hundley<br>3. Cutler<br>4. A. Smith<br>5. Kizer<br>6. Bortles <br>7. Osweiler<br>8. Flacco</p>&mdash; Bill Simmons (@BillSimmons) <a href="https://twitter.com/BillSimmons/status/932406313652404229?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 20, 2017</a></blockquote>
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Even our RTs brother knows Alex is a cuck

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Alex Smith was hit once? And the backs averaged over 4 YPC. Not sure how one can conclude the Chiefs OL was awful today. <a href="https://t.co/iUKSjIT8II">https://t.co/iUKSjIT8II</a></p>&mdash; Geoff Schwartz (@geoffschwartz) <a href="https://twitter.com/geoffschwartz/status/932465245477535744?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 20, 2017</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Alex has had most of the day to throw and the backs are avg 4.2. The OL isn&#39;t an issue today. <a href="https://t.co/PdUdWRnF4p">https://t.co/PdUdWRnF4p</a></p>&mdash; Geoff Schwartz (@geoffschwartz) <a href="https://twitter.com/geoffschwartz/status/932352180656451585?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 19, 2017</a></blockquote>
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With Reek's speed and that safety's positioning, you take that shot 10/10.

Anyone think Landon Collins can run with Hill?

**** naw.

Where are all of the stupid ass alexsexuals now?

Show your pitiful faces.

This game reminded me a lot of this game:

https://www.pro-football-reference.c...0511130buf.htm

A QB basically at the end of his rope, who couldn't fight through some adverse weather conditions, turned it over multiple times, on a day his defense played well enough to win.

Big loss for a team with high postseason aspirations.

Writing on the wall.

The difference is this time...we don't have to enter 2006/2018 with a QB ready for the knackers yard.

LMAO

If he is posting that, you know Mitch is letting his bro know what the locker room really thinks of Alex.

Those guys are professional, they aren't going to say anything... but with Alex back in pussy mode, you know those guys are wanting to see what Mahomes can do.

Hmmm, needs more potato sack racing. That'll help.

Only 6 games left. I can wait.

Geoff actually went on to blame the WR's for not getting open.

Its a vicious cycle really. We don't have bonafide WRs because our QB doesn't know how to use them. Our QB can't throw to them unless they are open by 5 yards.
Without true WRs you cannot build a passing game that Ds will respect. Thats why our offensive flow appears too tight, every defender close to the LoS, no wonder we are unable to get the running game going.

Right... because Geoff is looking downfield at Receivers...

It's hilarious that people think having Albert Wilson and Chris Conley is the difference. lol

My goodness, look at the pocket Alex has in all of those gifs.

Look at Smith miss Hill.

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Praying it won't be that long

****ING TWO GUYS OPEN FOR A TOUCHDOWN ON ONE PLAY AND HE SEES NEITHER

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Nagy recently gushed over Mahomes' ability to see the entire field, could have been a subtle jab at Alex. The coaches know, they are as impatient as us to see the end of this season.

Oh. My. Gerd.

I've never seen a dude with a perfect pocket miss two wide open guys for a TD on one play.

I've never seen that.

Never.

Could Reid be in the tank to get rid of Alex? Because he doesn't want to be the coach to bench his 16mil QB?
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They are on the Chiefs Reddit page.

ASS11 on the ALL22: missing Kelce wide open down the seam, missing the throw he does attempt.

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That’s it.

It’s time for him to blow an ACL.

Bad. Bad. BAD.