I'm 158th in poasts
 

21,109 poasts. 158th in posts on the Chiefsplanets.

That means that 157 of you low life suns a bitches are bigger sports nerds with no life than me. Kudos to our life accomplishment.

Happy 4th of July dickheads. Stop posting on this message board and go shoot some roman candles between ur vijayjays, grill some meat, and drink copious amounts of beerskis.

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/MLpL_kg50po/hqdefault.jpg

'Merica

I've gotta be in that ballpark. Need moar poasts I guess.

But all your post suck. So they don't really count.

21st

The more posts you have, the bigger your penis

You average 6.32 posts a day to my 5.14 posts. Plus, you are a couple years younger & will surely out live me. I must improve my posts per day average so I can outdo you and catch the mighty Clayton before I take a dirtnap.

The pen is mightier than the sword.

So, my posts are worth what? 1/2 a post? 1/3 of a post? Kind of like how hookers only have half a soul and three gingers equal one soul? I'm not sure how this works. I'll listen off the air. Thanks for your time.

Clay has 89,000 more posts than #2 on the list. Gat damn.

They also took all of his mults and added the posts together.

I have almost as many posts as the #2 and #3 posters combined.

As far as I can tell, this is actually true.

That's crazy.

I should note, though, that I lost something on the order of 25,000 to 30,000 posts in the Great Database Error of 2010 (or whenever that was).

Do we know if they got them all, though? There were so many mults in those Eric Draven/Kendall Gammon/Mr T-Rex years.

It's possible they missed some and we need to add a few hundred (or even thousand) more to Clay's post count

Where is this list?

Click on Members List.
Sort by post count.

Click on "Members List" then click on "posts". It will sort in descending order.

Would love to know GoTurds true post count if you include all his Alts.

Member list-->then click sort by "size of penis" and it'll sort them by post count.

153 inches. Sounds about right.

21k posts and you have the least in this thread b4 I posted. The high volume posters rallied to protect their positions

They're all rolled in.

How does one access this list?

Get a life, slacker

I think you are off by 100,000. :shrug:

MOAR POASTS!!!

Just hit 5,000, I'm fine and dandy, thank you.

i prefer quality over quantity.

happy 4th

you can't whip this stallion anymore

I think you need to install some kind of bot to post for you in order to catch clay.

You could hire a dozen Chinese children to post on here 24 hours a day and still not catch Clay.

ROFL

I watch way too many Royals games live.

#loser

It's actually directly proportionate to the amount of time you've been on the board.

I just noticed the R1 function on my PS4 about a month ago that automatically skips to the next half inning... changed my life.

I watch most live though. :shrug:

I used to watch live, but now I'm like Prison Bitch I hate to say and DVR. I'll usually watch the end live. Most of the time I won't watch 1-2-3 innings where we are pitching. If a guy gets on with no outs, I'll watch the entire thing though usually. And of course whenever we bat. Makes me be able to watch a Royals game in about an hour. I didn't realize how much garbage time was before the first batter comes up for an inning. Usually it's about 2-3 minutes of Ryan and Hud talking about how the moon is a planet or something.

You can change. Watching games that aren't live. Watching games while at another game... I'll change you.

I'll usually watch the Royals live unless it's a 7 eastern start... but yeah, I've watched games where I'll skip 20 seconds at at time between pitches. I generally like the MLB chatter much more than other sports, but it helps when I don't have time to watch a 3+ hour game.

I'm fifth. Even after being banned for three years.

Pretty sure I'd be safely in second if not for that.

I doubt if anybody will ever catch Clay, though. He could drop dead tomorrow and hold that lead for another decade.

Three years?!

It wasn't three years.

Was it three years?!

Yep. I don't remember the exact date Floptwat finally greased me, but it was in early 2014.

Huh... 03-09-2014.

Prior to that I had a couple of lengthy temp bans and some time on MU. That all started in late 2013, which was pretty much the end of me being a regular every day poster. During the brief in between periods I basically spent my limited time here getting batted around like a chew toy.

That change in management was a beautiful thing.

I'm only #30. I feared I might be higher.

Wow, you are a trouble maker.

:redface:

I would watch live if I wasn't on the Pacific time zone. But when games start at 4 or 5 my time, it's pretty easy since I get home from work early. I have the game on while doing dinner, or doing the dishes later. I'll take a half inning later when we are pitching and take a shower, or clean the pool. I sit down a fully watch at times too but do chores at others. I think AZ has the perfect time zone for sports given my work schedule.

#105 PBJ

Dang! I am the #100 spot!!!

I liked it when we kept track of rep points on the members list. I was #1 for quite a long time up until the mods got rid of it.

First time I realized that, I called out to my wife, "Hey honey! Check this out! I'm #1 in reputation points on Chiefs Planet! How about a blow job?"

I think I still have a bruise on the back of my head from where she smacked me.

I was skeptical, but it works pretty well.

eh :harumph:

I'm 156th but TBH I think about 15,000 of my posts were in the mod lounge bitching about BWillie.

If Chiefsplanet members were U.S. cities, you would be Evansville, Indiana.

If Chiefsplanet members were U.S. cities, you would be South Bend, Indiana. The 150's appear to be the lair of the Hoosier State.

If Chiefsplanet members were U.S. cities, you would be Chattanooga, Tennessee.

If Chiefsplanet members were U.S. cities, you would be Fayetteville, Arkansas.

#13

If Chiefsplanet members were U.S. cities, you would be Kansas City, Missouri. Interesting.

878 for me but that just means I have a life!

If Chiefsplanet members were U.S. cities, you would be Riverside, California.

If Chiefsplanet members were U.S. cities, you would be an unmarked and unpaved county road.

LMAO

I will take it with pride!

I'd be Philadelphia. Yuck. :Lin:

See it's not too bad to be an unmarked and unpaved county road. Better than Philly. :D

It does not.

I would be Chicago, which has no flaws that I can think of.

ChiTown!

That's one of those largely populated cities that I had no idea existed until I was like, 20. Somebody brought it up as a large city and I was like, "What the ****?"

Even then, I kinda don't believe it's as big as it is. I've never once heard anybody say, "I'm from LA" and then when you ask what part, they say "Riverside." They don't ever say, "I'm from Riverside," either.

This has got to be a practical joke that the census takers are playing on all of us. Riverside being the 13th most populated city in the United States is absolute bullshit. It's gotta be.

#299?!?!

I've got some bad news for you....:D

Is actually kind of incredible that 30,000 barely gets you in the top 100.

Yeah, Riverside is a mystery to me. It's pretty much Los Angeles in my eyes, or at least Los Angeles metro. I'm not sure why it gets status as a different metro area, other than maybe a nod to sheer size.

If it wasn't for pohls and classifying metropolitan areas Rainman would be Winnipeg Beach, Manitoba. Which has to be a horrible horrible place.

...and last in spelling easy words...

ROFLROFL