****Official Houston Astros vs KC Royals---June 6th, 2017****
 

Houston
Astros
42-16


Kansas City
Royals
24-32

HOU: Paulino (0-0 , 4.50 ERA) KC: Junis (1-0 , 2.70 ERA)

Alright Lew. Still no A/C. In.

What are you waiting on?!?!

Shit's been cranked here and will be cranked ALL ****ING NIGHT.

My pants are off too.

This otta be an ass whoopin!

Their pitcher isn't great.

This is the best game we actually have a chance to win of the series.

My pants and shirt are off. Boxers only. Along with vodka, Valium, and Vicodin.........

Ok

whoooo. i AM DrUNC

Someone get me the sheriff Salvy shirt please.

I'll pay.

I love the girl on the Royals social media commercial.

PM me pic of her feat.

Moose chugging.

Pics or GTFO

Moose can not keep hitting behind Salvy. Ned has to switch them.

Junis has some interesting stuff, but he sure catches a lot of the plate right now. Some fine tuning and he'll make a good reliever.

Tough DP ball. Still looks lethargic.

He's out.

what a slide!

you can blame the plate-blocking rule on that last run. Beltran clutch.

Deb and her friends!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what's it worth to ya?


I bet they'll be on ebay tomorrow

Holy ****!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Raw power

Thank you!!

In other news, our hitting coach should be fired.

Gordon says **** you to all the doubters.

What dimension am in?

I'm tearing up a little
good for you, Alex

Let's hope that gets him going a little bit.

Ned batting our HR hitter #9
yosted

Caught a lot of the plate.

Boni got ****ed on that call

sucks not having pitching
Karns and Duffy out, Kennedy is stink since back from DL
hammel sucks, giving up 3 in 6 innings was a major accomplishment

I hear Guthrie is available

433 feet. That wasn't a cheap HR either.

LOL no.

Junis getting hit hard.

Junis loves that middle third of the plate

We ****ing suck

bad defense bad pitching

Shit

Show

We our playing with no urgency.

Maybe since he homered, Gordon's wife will suck him off tonight.

Another couple runs and Id say its the perfect time to pitch Wood for the rest of the game
just leave him in until its over

Spells disaster. Especially against a very good team like the Stros.

just because the Royals suck doesn't mean you have to act like an idiot

The Astros are a damn good team. Hopefully this kinda thing doesn't ruin Junis.

Best middle infield in baseball by a ****ing mile.

Correa and Altuve are so ****ing good.

love salvy, but that hair is stupid and we've sucked since he's had it
its got to go

Heh

that little tiny Altuve should have no business playing at this level let alone be great
I find him kind of amazing

He's absolutely amazing. And to have the power he does at his size too. He's my favorite player that isn't a Royal. So legit.

I'm glad we beat the Astros and won the title in '15 or I would hate them. As is, once the Dbacks fade(and believe me, they will)I will be rooting for Houston to win this year's Series. Can't believe they never got one with Bagwell and Biggio

He's great. Anyone who doesn't admire how he plays is a fool

Or berkman

Lew. Swing the ax.

I like the guy God dammit!!!

DFA Esky.

DJ in the house!

I pray that we don't re sign Esky

DJ! Give him a ****ing bat.

Gordon is at least hitting the ball better

DJ praising baseball players

Alex with semi-hard contact to LF...

And Whit breaks out of his 0 for 7 slump

God it's going to be a sad day when DJ is done. What a guy.

In other news Aoki still can't track a ball to save his ass but somehow Gordo finds a way.

Definently Ring of Honor. I doubt he would be up for Hall of Fame consideration.

Lew. MU?

Stay hot Hosmer

Hosmer is a doubles machine

Should probably switch Moose and Perez in the order

**** it!! Soler as DH. Cutty sucks ass

Sigh. You're not going to keep many rallies going with Cuthbert and Out(esky) up to bat.

I understand Salvy is a slow MF but if hes going to go home on a grounder to SS he may want to do more than a casual jog
WTF was that

I feel like Alex has another one in him tonight

This is a poor feeling

I didn't say that inning
it must be in his next AB...the 9th is going to be good

Which personality thinks this?

He's separating two lefties in the lineup who can't hit lefties is my guess.

Scooter Gennett hit 4 HRs tonight? What the heck? He has to be the most unlikely player to hit 4 home runs, ever.

Patek hitting three in a game is even more unlikely

For sure