I NEED ADVICE - QUICK - FEEL FREE TO MOVE TO ROMPER ROOM IN AN HOUR OR TWO
 

Ok so there's this chick I'm Facebook friends with, right? We've met a time or two, but I wasn't sure she would even remember me.

A couple nights ago, I had a few drinks, and I sent her a message. It basically said how beautiful I thought her latest profile picture was blah blah blah.

Anyway. I've had a couple beers again tonight, and I feel like messaging her.

Should I? What should I say?

HELP

And even though I've had a couple drinks, I still feel very much coherent and able to type without making myself look like a fool.

I SUMMON MY BIOLOGICAL FATHER SIMPLY RED TO THIS THREAD

Go to bed, you're drunk.

I'm not drunk. I'm feeling rather confident though

What have you consumed so far?

Tell her to sit on your lap, so the two of you can talk about whatever pops up

Go for it....Tell her "If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me..."

do it while you can, you will never be as young as you are now...

Send her a dick pic to her older brother and ask him to forward it to his little sister.

http://gaia.adage.com/images/bin/ima...ew_summary.jpg

2 bottles

Bullshit, drunk and horney, go to bed and rub one out and save the embarrassment.

Heh
Oh damn

I like this
Ehhhh. Nahhhhhh

You're the one that spelled horny wrong.

Did she reply to your first message? If not, I think you have your answer.

"I was hoping you'd be able to give me some insight into the evolution of the market economy in the southern colonies. My contention is that prior to the Revolutionary War, the economic modalities, especially in the southern colonies, could be most aptly described as agrarian pre-capitalist. "

Just ask her if she would like to go out for dinner and a drink sometime...

No need to ask her if she wants to PIITB just yet...

Go for it stud.

Did she answer your last message?

Yes she did. She said.. "How very sweet of you! I'm flattered. :) "

What are you, 13 years old?

Maybe

It's just a text, just text her.

Your turn then. Be brief.

**** yeah man, just message her.

If you are both single, go for it.

Tell her she looks really nice through her window

I need to introduce you to III (royr17), he has CP experience in these types of affairs.

"Dinner and bang k?"

Didn't take you for the "M'lady" type. She's definitely gonna screencap your messages and show them to her friends for a laugh.

Honestly this is the best advice. Crank down real quick, and if you still want to message her go for it.

Someone bump roy's "what do u say to teh girl when you want to have teh secks" thread

Exactly. If she didn't send you a positive reply, you're a stalker if you message her again.

You should probably post a link to her Facebook page so that we can better advise you.

I'll lay 5 to 1 odds this ends badly for him.

Post a picture?

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He should probably just skip to sending her a picture of his junk. Go big or go home.

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Yep a picture of the junk and the twins is in order, AKA Favre technique. :Pimp:

http://www.kappit.com/img/pics/201501_2028_ghhcd_sm.jpg

Big Smoke gunna Big Smoke...

Yea, that's probably sound advice ROFL

Yay! I get a Baby Lee obscure reference. PBJ
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Just ask her if she'd like to go out for sausage some time.

Go over to her house and start rubbing one out on her porch. When you are about to nut ring the bell, when she opens the door sling nut across her face.

sounds like a nice gesture - by the way he's passed out on the schnapps.

Big Smoke gunna Big Smoke

Staying at home to drink while stalking her Facebook looking for some fap material is a safe approach also. :clap: Big Smoke

I'm sorry I missed this last night or I would have offered the perfect advice

Obviously you need to send that broad a pic of the half roll of pennies you call a dick.

Ask to see her dm's. She has every other pathetic guy hitting her up as well. If she ain't hitting you up you are setting yourself up for a hard reject. Good at-least trying though.

Aka, you'll never get with this. Welcome to the friend zone.

You are a helpless cuck. Slave to the pussy. Have some self respect.

Avoid putting the antiperspirant stick in frame for reference.

Sausage with two meatballs, gotta have the meatballs. :D

Of course that's your contention. You're a first year grad student. You just finished some Marxian historian, Pete Garrison probably, and you're going to be convinced of that until next month when you get to James Lemon. Then you're going to be talking about how the economies of Virginia and Pennsylvania were entrepreneurial and capitalist back in 1740. That's gonna last until next year, you're going to be in here regurgitating Gordon Wood, talking about you know, the pre-revolutionary utopia and the capital forming effects of military mobilization.

Drunk texting isn't a thing guys should practice. TRUTH!

Hmmm.

What EXACTLY did you say, because all BS, and not trying to be a dick, this is not what you wanted to hear if you are trying to hook up?

Dont be a pussy. Tell her you want to take her somewhere, and she what she says.

Sweet and flattered does not bode well for you, unless you are looking for a platonic friend.

You need to ask her out now. If you dont youre gonna look like a scared bitch, and then you got dry balls.

This guy knows what hes talking about.

He should have texted her "Are you a gorilla enclosure?"

"Cuz I wanna drop a baby in you."

Ugh.. That's true. I need to put the phonw away after I have a few drinks.

Never ended up messaging her. That's probably for the best.

:D how ya like those apples?

still waiting on those pics of the potential stalking victim, smoke.....

Bullshit. You started the ball rolling. Take the next (shoulda been first) step and ask her out. Whats the worst that could happen ? She says no ? BFD

ROFL

Well I think the worst that can happen is that he breaks the restraining order and goes to jail.

True, I guess I should make it clear to ask her over the phone or face to face. Not laying down in the back floorboard just as she closes the drivers door. And definately not while hiding in her bedroom closet.

Here it is.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ghlight=royr17