***Royals vs Twins Game Thread 4/30/17***
 

Trying to end April on a good note.

Hughes (3-1, 4.71) vs. Hammel (0-2, 5.30 ERA)

Chances of scoring here with 1st and 3rd no out? .05%?

Good job, Moss

**** you tk13!!!

Did I hear right Friday that Esky had made eight consecutive outs on 17 total pitches?

Good inning, bit lucky...Hammel immediately walks the #9 guy to lead off the inning...frustrating

Here's an idea, Hammel...STOP WALKING PEOPLE!

Way to go, Hammel

**** you, Hammel, you piece of shit!

LMAO

Say no to Sano.

2 of the 3 runs that scored never had to put the ball in play

We don't have ANYBODY like Sano. None of our players are half the batter he is!

Maybe this is all for the best. Instead of hanging around .500 and letting Dayton dream of another 15-5 run to get us in contention, we just tank and give him no other option than to get started on the future.

I guess 2 walks in the inning wasn't enough

Quit walking people, asshole.

He didn't walk Sano!

What an absolute waste of a signing Hammel is

got a sympathy call..ump has a flight to catch

Hammell is terrible, just terrible..

Let's hope these dicks learn how to hit. Perhaps they can borrow Sano's bat!

I'd like to see where this Team at the end of May, but the early returns look awful. And yeah, if we are gonna suck, let's make it obvious that we need a fire sale in this Organization, so DM doesn't have to even consider the possibility that we could make a 2nd half run

Swung at ball 4....that's a tradition for this team

Twins about to put us down for the 5th straight time this season....0-season in the ALC, 9 straight losses...

The worst part is watching our formula used by others to shit all over this current team.

LMAO holy **** this team is on clown shoes...

Bahahahahaha. What a Bad News Bears **** show this team is

Jeez, that was an ugly double play attempt.

This is a clown show.

Wow... Ned's players are worse than bad! Terribad!

To think we actually had the lead in this game......same with the last one

Their beefy players knock the shit out of the ball, and their fast players are faster than our infield. LOL, our team is being out-classed in epic proportion by the entire league.

We're the Twins bitch. The Twins.

This years it's called "spotting" the Royals.

**** this team

Well, looks like we are back to "enjoying" 1 month of MLB in KC and counting the days until football starts. This is unwatchable

Needed Depends wearing Joe Mauer to get us out of the inning.

It only took a slow roller, a bunt and 3 double play balls - but we're out of the inning!

I think our not-totally-shitty players are playing for a trade. And those who aren't, who got paid, well they're just happy with each paycheck they're not working very hard to get.

And make no mistake, if these guys cared, their competitive side would have resulted in at least one public outburst. Their "composure" is a clear sign of actually not giving a shit. Think Mr. "I'm too cool to look like I care" Gordon!

**** you Gordon. Do something you idiot!

Shut up Hud, Sano would have belted it.

And **** you Gordon, you suck at your given trade! You asshole.

Lol no one tags.

Nice long-out asshole...

And shut-up Hud, knowing our big guy hits like a girl, maybe don't take off!

How it is possible that this team has turned to shit just 18 months after being World Champions?


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Nice line drive HR.

I switched to hockey because I can't care more than they do!

Because they pride themselves in being "calm" and giving the appearance of being cool - no public emotion. And they claim people "are trying too hard" at times to, when clearly they aren't. If anything they're not trying hard enough!
They're now waiting on things to come to them instead of going and getting it. Ned has probably preached it in the clubhouse all during this disgusting streak... That's the whole "waiting for the awesome bus" reference.

This reminds me of the 2006 Royals.


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Nationals have scored 23 runs today. Around here we call that a good month for the Royals


Oh and Anthony Rendon has driven in 4 more runs today than our 200 million dollar man has this year.

It's pretty cool that you know exactly what these guys are thinking, just by watching them on TV.

You should really put that power to good use.

1st base is open with two outs and Sano has ****ing owned us this year.

Why would you even pitch to him?

dude we have to be tanking, right? I mean Hos consistently swings at ball 4, our pitchers immediately allow runs right after we score. It has to be on purpose, right? I mean a group of pros cannot collectively suck this bad, can they?

The truth is I don't have a clue what they're thinking. But without a sign of concern from them we can only be left to guess if they're thinking at all.

Athletes aren't usually world class poker-face politicians, they're usually emotional competitors. So unless we looked for the least emotional people, or the least caring/competitive people, I'd say their lack of emotion is a bad sign.

If anything this year and really last year have made me realize just how amazing the runs in '14/'15 were. Remember, all the projections those years had the Royals about as shitty as they are now. This really may be a regression to the expected.

Sano is still no Anthony Rendon

2016 Alex Gordon. Can't even move a runner over to 3rd

Atleast Moss is heating up!!

An Esky hit with RISP? Lord, you may take me now

Moss and Esky with hits in the same inning?

Our mistake is we've gone away from small ball and speed in a big park. Getting rid of Dyson was a mistake and bringing in moss was another. Our hitting coach took a year off at the same time as we're swinging at shit bouncing 3 feet in front of the plate. Dayton and Yost think they're hot shit after 2014/15 and it isn't that simple.

At least Strahm appears fixed

And then on top of that they turned over a solid pitching staff.:shake:

Was starting to get worried, we hadn't seen a Hosmer 4-3 in a bit. Thankfully, all is right with the world

Moose-Cain-Hos go 1-2-3

Yawn

Would rather.......



I would rather go lose all my money at the casino than continue watching Royals games.

Well, I pretty much did that anyway last night, so now I'm stuck with both.




To be clear, I lost all the $ I brought with me not all my $

Agreed, all the fun is gone again.

LOL

If Moose, Hos, Perez and Cain have any trade value left it's time to replenish

9th inning prediction
Moss =KO
Escy =ground out
Merry= KO

I'd say I'm shocked, but I'm not.

I know, I know, they're trying too hard... And they're actually raging inside!

The bus is about to arrive, I'm sure of it..

It's coming, right here. The rally that turns around our season.

Merrifield read my post and got pissed ! :clap:

TOLD YOU DOUBTERS!!!!

Alex Smith stats time!

Gee Whit - maybe do that the other 3 times you came up with people on base and hit harmless fly balls.

Moose will homer here just so his error stings even more.

NOW WHIT homers

Looked like a ball to me!

Terrible tan on that lady!