What are you getting your significant other for Valentines Day?
 

And you can't say "penis".

We don't celebrate Valentine's Day, she doesn't like flowers she thinks they're a waste. We've been together for 8 years and we never once celebrated. Just a normal day for us.

This photo. Printed on aluminum.

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hoyle playin card pack, fiff of Evan Williams n penis

penis

Bottega Louie macarons

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i was just going to post something very similar.
i am completely out of ideas. my penis works well, thanks for asking. ;)

might just slap some ribeyes on the grill, and then slap the broad upside the head with my penis.

We usually only get each other funny cards. The other stuff (flowers, chocolate, stuffed bears, etc) is all a waste of money. Of course, one could argue a card is a waste of money as well, but never-the-less, it's what we do.

Some leggings. One pair with the crotch cut out for the penis

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My wife wanted some new expensive shoes.

I said order them up and that's your Valentine's day present.

The end.

lol, don't be naive. She deeply resents you for this and you will pay dearly someday.

A pair of slippers and a dildo.

If she don't like the slippers she can go **** herself.

flowers, chocolates, dick

lunch and a movie the day after

I'll probably see if my mom will watch the rugrat and see if we can do something nice.

Holy shit. Someone is still young :D

Kudos boss. That looks good.

When I lived in Emporia I'd get the better half truffles from Grenada.

Used to get the wife Lingerie but thought it was a waste of money cause she would only have it on for a few seconds.....:D

Probably just some flowers.

We spent a night up at Harrahs for our V-Day a few weeks ago.

He's very lucky.

I think you and I are the same age. lol.

Don't get it twisted, I bought them for her....but also because I wanted to try some.

I'm sure he will enjoy that very much (nttawwt)

We've lived together for 19 years and have been married for 15. At this point, we just go out for a nice dinner. My wife doesn't give a crap about jewelry, and with four cats in the house unattended flowers have about the same life expectancy as a donut in police station breakroom.

Hot Doug's jerk sausage pizza from Piece Pizza and penis.

I could buy a new fishing pole with the money I save by not going out or having a gf.

I was never a fan.

Then my dad died on V-day and was even less of a fan.

I've always preferred to find random days to come home with flowers and breakfast...

No ****ing idea.

Anal

Cock. I'm giving her cock. Maybe some food, who knows.

Probably are. Wife and I decided that we'd periodically buy big shit (furniture, bathtub, car, etc.) She'd rather have nice stuff than arbitrary acts of love for VDay birthdays and shit.

I'm lucky, actually. My wife thinks that Valentine's Day is a sham and shouldn't be an excuse to be nice to your spouse that one day.

Of course, she probably tells her boyfriend a different story, I'm not sure.

Surprise sex is an arbitrary act of love

Lotion. For both of them.

Well thought out plan sir.

Same as every year. Nothing. I show my wife I love her every day, if she needs flowers and candy to believe I love her after 23 years together, then I may need to re-evaluate our relationship

Masquerade Ball tonight in Scottsdale. Dozen red roses and a dozen white lilies and chocolate covered strawberries delivered to her office on the 14th. These will be two separate deliveries so the girls in her office are going to hate her. I ****ing love this woman.

Oh, and penis.

She's paying her half.

ROFL

She does have something planned but I am not sure what. Should be interesting because her surprises are great.

See, that's really nice. A thoughtful gift for you. Much better than a $50 gift card to Bass Pro Shop.

Can't believe you actually found someone. :D

Man. Aren't you a cloud on a sunny day? :)

Hope you have a peaceful day, Raush, thinking of your dad.

I'm sure she'd call authorities if she were able to untie herself from the chair

Yeah, we try to work stuff in on trips and go on dates sometimes. And of course sex. But we do it because we love each other not because the calander says, "HEY BUEHLER445! WASTE MONEY!"

I'm a random 68 degree day in february.

Ignore V-day.

Pick a day your wife/woman doesn't expect and take her breakfast, juice, and a flower then.

Buy her something on YOUR birthday (yes, I did do that this year.)

That actually means something...

We once made the mistake of going out to dinner on Valentine's Day. Holy shit, that was the last time. Restaurants are packed and can't wait to turn over the tables.

Your best option is to be busy that night and plan something afterwards.

Every other gall is fat on chocolates and feeling bad and two weeks later your wife eats some lobster and feels like a princess...

I come from fine german genetic stock. Nature was always on my side.

Just needed CP to uninstall the JW programming...

Oh and getting my teeth fixed didn't hurt :D

Freeeeeeeeee-dooooooooom!:cuss:

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Free for the 1st time in about 20 years.

My girl pref to treat me on that day and I've never gotten used to it. I think it's an Asian woman thing.

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Money to go to Texas with her mom. House to myself for a week, whatever shall I do?

Something.

Before this thread reminded me, nothing.

A mouthful









of steak.

Le Fou Frog to eat and then going to see La La Land

Get the chocolate mousse. It's amazing.

She did.

r u man or mice?

I'm gonna eat her coochie, lick her ass, and give her the D. Then we're gonna go to Savannah beginning of March for a weekend away. Then Jamaica in june and a family cruise Thanksgiving weekend. I'm broke as ****kkkkk

Didn't you lose about 200 lbs too?? :D

120 but believe me I needed a lot more mental renovation

i was a dating trainwreck at first

Herpes from my last vacation!

a card that says you don't have to pack your bags for another year :D

I ordered these but just got an emal stating they won't arrive till mid may due to high demand.

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So in the mean time whle she's waiting on the Roses she'll receive a nice new pair of knee pads.

Nothing...

No bullshit - congrats on the weight loss. That's an amazing life turnaround.

Did you or do you have problems with loose skin after all that weight came off?

I got my wife a VD. It is the gift that keeps on giving.

Had surgery summer 2015 to fix the loose skin. Best $10,000 i ever spent.

But those stores are losing all those peanut butter sales now ; )

RIP dating thread