Building the worst NFL QB of all-time
 

Peyton's legs, Cutler's heart and Namath's knees: Building the worst NFL QB of all-time

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What about Matt Cassel's poopy pants?

The funny thing is that there are qbs with smaller hands than Alex Smith in the league. That list includes Kaepernick.

This QB is missing elements of Matt Cassell and Brian Hoyer that would make it truly shitty.

Matt Cassel's leadership ability.

These threads are gettin dumb...can't wait for the game...

Tim Tebow's - Faith

Ryan Leaf's- Ball security.

Todd Marinovich's -Longevity and Community Service.

Decision Making: Ryan Leaf
Mental Alertness: Ja'Fatass Russel
Accuracy: Tim Tebow
Arm Strength: '15 Peyton Manning
Durability: Brodie Croyle
Athleticism: Drew Bledsoe
Hand Size: Shaun King
Heart: Jay Cutler

Mark Brunell's investment strategy.

Elvis Grbac's name.

Brodie Croyle's touch passes.

Brodie Croyle -Game Winning Characteristics

I wonder what a QB monster could we make out of Dave Krieg, Steve DeBerg, Elvis Grbac, Alex Smith, Matt Cassel and Steve Bono?

A guy with a bum pinky finger, who throws laterally, horribly celebrates TDs with Teamates, while also possessing burst to bust a long run on a play fake.

Trent Green, Alex Smith, Matt Cassel, and Stanzi

Tyler Bray

John Horse Face Elgay's - Ability to deal with crowd noise at Arrowhead.

Its a fun thread. Stop defending your crush for two seconds. Please.

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Super Human QB....

Tom Brady - equipment maintenance.

We could name him....

Elvis Staveono KassBerg-Smith

Building the worst NFL QB of all-time
 

Then put him in KC!

I'm so sick of TigerUppercut Jr and all the Elvis Staveono KassBerg-Smith threads. Mods, take out the trash.

/ CP circa 2041

FYP

Just wishing Elvis would leave the building...

Kordell Stewart's locker room presence.

David Garrard's intestinal fortitude.

Dave Kriegs hands

We could just make this simple - Tyler Palko with Matt Cassel's brain.

Oh look, another stupid ****ing Alex Smith thread

Hand Size

Alex Smith - 9 3/8 inches
Aaron Rodgers - 9 3/8 inches
Michael Vick - 8.5 inch hands
Colin Kaepernick - 9.13 inches
Robert Griffin III - 9.5 inches
Daunte Culpepper - 9.5 inches
Tony Romo - 8.86 inches


morons

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So you list all of those and subjectively leave out the greatest qb EVER?

Of course I'm referring to Brady Quinn. [emoji23]


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It wasn't defending sir. It was just truth. Alex Smith has bigger hands than Kaepernick. How is that defending Alex?


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**** off.

It's only a fun thread for the trash-bag morons who jackoff each time someone posts something trashing the Chiefs starting QB.

The dude is a known Alex knob gobbler. You noticed no one else in here was like, "Well wait a minute! That's not exactly true." You could argue against a lot of the choices in the OP. Or, you could take it for what it is (a joke), and have fun with it like everybody else.

The thread just didn't need the Smith ballwashers running to his defense to say why he shouldn't be a part of the OP.

ya, how many years since most of those qb's have even played...

Oh I for sure thought he would be there for arm strength.


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Kordell Stewart's love for pussy

Facts, not fiction.

If there's going to be a thread, it should at the least make some sense.

Chad Pennington's arm strength, Jemarcus Russell's appetite, Johnny Manziels alcoholism, and Alex Smiths vagina.

Pretty much.ROFL

RG3 durability

Joe Flacco's passion-that guy always seems sedated and never smiles or has a fire in his belly

Matt Cassel's hat putting on ability

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It seems like the worst possible quarterback is every attribute of Matt Cassel, combined with the durability of Brett Favre.

this seems like they could of made this more funny but they made it less funny instead

It's funny people mentioning Grbac.

Billick was on the radio yesterday telling a Grbac story. The radio host asked him about whether there was a chance the Cowboys would pull Dak for Romo if Dak struggled and what considerations would they have.

Billick said that in a playoff game against the Steelers he had Grbac starting and Randall Cunningham on the bench. Grbac was having a god awful game (as opposed to his usual meh game) and Billick was thinking about benching him and putting Cunningham in the second half. Ultimately he didn't because he didn't want Grbac to think he lost faith in him and didn't want to mess with his psyche the next year. Billick then goes on to say "He played poorly in the second half, we lost the game and then Grbac went and pulled a surprise retirement on me anyway."

Good ole Elvis.

Roethlisberger's refusal to take no for an answer.

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Johnny Manzeil's drugs
Philip Rivers sperm count

Can't believe I forgot DownField big game.

FML. Might have to do a retake.

So that's how Paxton Lynch was created

Alex Smith is going monster Sunday

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Having Trump-sized hands would make for a terrible QB, I agree!
Spot on!

Mark Sanchez decision making, also add in his tremendous skills in the wildcat

Steve Mcnairs sidepiece choices

Philip Rivers under center exchange

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Well, look at the thread starter. Can't expect too much...

Good ol' buttfumble.

Tim Tebow's release needs to be in that

I totally forgot Damon Huard... How could I forget Damon Huard? Clay was totally in love with DownField BigGame.. Those were the days, CP in all its glory.


So here is the redo of the ultimate Chiefs QB.

Da'Elvis Staveono KassBerg-Smitard

Tony Eason's testicles. John Hannah detested his own QB because he was such a pussy. "He should've worn a skirt" or whatever Hannah's quote was.

Brodie Croyle's strong bones.

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according to this article, Smiths hands size is average. I would have thought there would be some crack about Smith's alleged noodle arm, especially since his hands are simply average in size.