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Man arrested for squirting women with semen-filled syringes in Walmart (https://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=304970)

Man arrested for squirting women with semen-filled syringes in Walmart

Yet another reason not to shop there.

http://www.rawstory.com/2017/01/man-...mments/#disqus

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A West Virginia man admitted to masturbating at least 12 times in public shopping center parking lots, filling syringes with semen and following women into stores while squirting them on the back with the fluids.

Timothy Blake, 28, from Mineral Wells, West Virginia, was arrested on two counts of pandering obscenity, menacing by stalking and sexual imposition, according to a press release by the Washington County Sheriff’s office in Marietta, Ohio.

A woman claimed that a “creepy” man followed her around a Walmart and then informed authorities that she felt something wet on her lower back, an arrest affidavit obtained by CBS News stated.

“The first report came in two months ago [Nov. 2] from a woman who had found this on her bottom and after cleaning it off in the bathroom had walked out to find him waiting and staring at her,” Sheriff Larry Mincks said.

“She said he then took off and she followed him until he got in his truck and left,” he added.

Another report on Dec. 28 followed a similar storyline and authorities were able to track Blake down through security footage, where he was subsequently arrested.

“The insignia on the side of the truck was a very distinct insignia for Yellowjacket Oilfield Services which he works for in the area,” he said. “Then there was another incident this week with a separate woman which added to his description.”

Mincks said that detectives approached Blake and his wife as they were traveling to dinner prior to his arrest. His wife was unaware of Blake’s episodes at the shopping centers, the affidavit said.

“The defendant stated maybe [squirting women with semen-filled syringes were] his way of having sex with these women,” the affidavit also wrote.

Blake is facing two felony and two misdemeanor charges while being held in Washington County Jail without bond until his arraignment.

At least doing this doesn't make you gay ... I don't think.

WTF kind of mentally deranged person even thinks about doing this?

Sounds like he's got a load of trouble cumming his way.

Did this happen in the bread aisle? I know a couple of people who may have seen this if it did.

Tom Brady is pissed because he was supposed to be injecting that semen to make his throws more accurate

Good lord what a lunatic but incredibly original. He jizzed in serenge. Lol!

Those West Virginian people know how to party

i laughed. that guy probably needs some mental help

Did he only do this to his sisters/cousins?

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Originally Posted by CrazyPhuD (Post 12662053)

Did he only do this to his sisters/cousins?

West Virginia: 1.8 million people, six last names.

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Originally Posted by siberian khatru (Post 12662060)

West Virginia: 1.8 million people, six last names.

ROFL

If he did that someone I know or am related to-I would have to kill him.

Here's the Peter North model:

<img style="-webkit-user-select: none; cursor: zoom-in;" src="https://ae01.alicdn.com/kf/HTB1zDRBKVXXXXcgaXXXq6xXFXXXy/250ml-font-b-Large-b-font-font-b-plastic-b-font-enema-font-b-syringe-b.jpg" width="647" height="647">

This would seem strange if it happened anywhere other than a Walmart

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Originally Posted by displacedinMN (Post 12662069)

If he did that someone I know or am related to-I would have to kill me.

Suicide is an odd way to handle it but whatever helps you reach resolution.

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Originally Posted by Otter (Post 12662078)

Suicide is an odd way to handle it but whatever helps you reach resolution.

Sometimes I get so mad I forget how to type. Fixed.

Wasn't me , I swear !

Again, your choice to shop at Walmart comes with consequences.

In other related news, the Denver QB is also under investigation.

This happened at Walmart? Say it isn't so!

Anybody hear from Hog Farmer recently?

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Originally Posted by ChiliConCarnage (Post 12662049)

i laughed. that guy probably needs some mental help

You think? :rolleyes:

I think the company he works for needs to change their name......:D

“The insignia on the side of the truck was a very distinct insignia for Yellowjacketoff Oilfield Services which he works for in the area,” he said.

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Originally Posted by Hog Farmer (Post 12662107)

Wasn't me , I swear !

If they found a pig in the pickup you would have been prime suspect #1 !!!:D

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Originally Posted by Stinger (Post 12662156)

Anybody hear from Hog Farmer recently?

He's already denying it but they should bring him in for questions anyway IMO.

this is hilarious - but SK your local Walmart at your LAST town you lived in - may've taken the cake in the whole nation for pics posted on People of Walmart site. ROFL

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Originally Posted by Tuckdaddy (Post 12662041)

Good lord what a lunatic but incredibly original. He jizzed in serenge. Lol!

Was probably using a turkey baster

Police officer: "Mr Blake, why did you think it was a good idea to masturbate into a syringe and then squirt it on the backs of women?"

Mr Blake: "TRUMP 2016!"

You know someone is going to blame it on the Trump victory or say this guy was a Trump voter.

3 pages and no one said this is a sticky situation? Cmon guys make your free throws

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Originally Posted by Oxford (Post 12662175)

Was probably using a turkey master baster

FYP

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Originally Posted by scho63 (Post 12662180)

I blame it on Trump.

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Originally Posted by ChiTown (Post 12662028)

http://d14e0irai0gcaa.cloudfront.net...othy-D_tle.jpg

Scummy mfer needs his teeth kicked out

We men are pretty awesome creatures, all in all, with our ability to dunk and open jars and do spatial math, but I must admit that some of us are really weird. More so than women.

Shit they made it illegal now?

Nice to see Clay is staying busy during his banishment.

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Originally Posted by scho63 (Post 12662180)

I'm just waiting on the tweet:

"Liberal media is unfairly blaming me for West Virginia pervert. Sad!"

Dang, who the **** thinks like this???

Dude if he did that to my wife I would of immediately grabbed a hammer and pounded his face in with it....

Or he's a chiefs season ticket holder and excited about the playoffs....

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Originally Posted by TEX (Post 12662291)

Dang, who the **** thinks like this???

Sexual Predators

Creeps

Raiders

You'd think this sort of nefarious activity would be better suited to Target!

I mean seriously, what normal guy HASN'T thought about doing this a few times. It's kinda like a threesome, only better. Amirite??