What Do YOU Do When You Wake Up Feeling Funny?
 

Lately I've been waking up feeling kind of funny, and I'm not always sure what to do about it.

If y'all would care to share some advice, you are completely thanked in advance.

Dinny

HaHa funny or something's not right funny?

What does that even mean?

I just tell jokes.

When I wake up feeling funny 1 of two things happen.

One kind of funny, I roll over and tell. Brideowanian a joke and she rolls her eyes and tells me I am delerious.

The other kind, I poke her in the back without using my hands and she rolls her eyes and says I must be delerious.

If you're feeling out of sorts, see a doctor.

If it's really weird, go the ER.

Health is nothing to mess with, so good luck.

Don't sit on this, Dinny.

Funny, ha-ha or funny, gay?

it makes a difference...

Masturbate....?

Stop touching yourself

Now you funny too

/George Thorogood

There are so many things that can be classified under the word "funny"..

If you have an erection for more that 4 hours. Consult your physician.

You don't want to know what the remedy for that is.

*raising hand sheepishly*

I'm curious...

I generally do one of two things...

1) rub one out

2) take a very long hot shower, then eat

3) both one and two

When exactly was the last time you pooped?

For some reason, an ER doc started talking about it at a dinner party one night.

Worst case: Take a needle, insert it in the arteries and withdraw blood,

While this thread is ripe for jokes, as others are advising... if you're genuinely feeling rough and/or out of sorts/dizzy in the mornings?

Dont jack around asking CP about it, go see your doctor asap

OMG...that's what I was afraid it was...took a needle to the sack for the big 'V' years ago, but I dont know that I could deal with a needle to the erect penile...yikes!

I yell at my cat

LMAO nice

You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little ****ed up maybe, but you're funny how, I mean funny like you're a clown, You amuse us? You make us laugh, you're here to ****in' amuse us? What do you mean funny, funny how? How are you funny?

I think the real question is how funny are you.

Depends on how many clowns I ate as to how funny I feel.

You know Sonny, you're a real mutt, you know dat?

This. Get this done today. Like now. **** the holidays.

I'm no doctor, but my mind always goes to circulatory problems. Could be ear infection, could be blood sugar, could be you're an old man :D. Just make sure it isn't serious man.

I reach over to make sure the thing sleeping next to me doesn't have a penis.

Are you dressed like a clown?

I appreciate everyone's concern. I'm fine.

I just wake up feeling funny quite often.

This morning I put on my nose and glasses and tried to act like Donger for a while. It didn't work because the joke sailed right over my head.

I can't cope. I better take some dope.

Dinny

Yeah, well, the Royals traded off Wade Davis for a part time outfielder . You feel like laughing now !

Now that's funny. On the other subject that has risen (no pun intended), they don't poke an artery to remove the blood, they insert it into the erectile tissues to drain the blood. SIL was an ER RN for many years.

Thanks for the correction. Still gross..

Yeah, I was feeling weird for a few weeks and ended up going to the er to get checked out. They ended up keeping me for 3 days because my hemoglobin was half what it was sup to be. Had to get 2 units of blood transfused, and got scoped. Found out I'm anemic, and they had to fix where I was losing blood from.

Poor Meesh Meesh

I wake up in depression all the time. I have an affirmation I read everyday that helps. "Alex will be dead soon" I read that over and over until I feel better.

This old guy goes to the doctor. He tells the doc that he has a large bowel movement every morning at 7.
Doc says, "That's a good thing. Why are you seeing me?"
Old guy says, "Because I don't get out of bed until 9!"

You aren't having this problem, are you?

I agree, we thought we lost you once old man...:D

Someone is slowly poisoning you with antifreeze..... take precautions immediately ....

Hit her in the shitter with the one eyed critter

Try to wake the Mrs for some relief. After the rejection, a trip to the restroom where Rosie Palmer takes care of business

Holy ****, de ja vu.

It's happened to me again.

I wake up dizzy everyday.



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