Have you ever been shot or stabbed?
 

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Does it count if you were shot with an arrow, or does it have to be a firearm?

Not personally but I have a buddy that survived a buck knife to the heart. He has some badass scars from them cracking his chest open for emergency open heart surgery.

I consider an arrow to the leg akin to being stabbed.

Option acceptable, carry on!!

I've been shot. Bitch was suppose to countdown from five but she shot me at 3 instead.

Last time i'll fall for that trick....Next time i get a TB shot i'll know better.

My brother shot me with an arrow that had a blunt tip right in the chest left me a circle mark. It hurt like FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU


Knocked me completely on my ass. I think I was 8yo at the time. He would have been 11.


If the arrow had razor tip it would have gone right in me and I probably been killed.

Imagine how the course of Chiefs Planet would've changed.

LMAO

It's a Wonderful Life

Or The Butterfly Effect

Imagine if KC Tattoo wasn't here to make a post on CP that inspired someone to take time to respond, and that Planet member instead of typing a post got up and walked out the door, and just at that moment a chunk of ice fell from an airliner at 30,000 feet and killed him dead on the spot. Because of that he wouldn't later impregnate a woman with a child who would grow up to be the father of the woman who would be the mother of the scientist who invented a way to knock off course a killer asteroid that was heading straight for earth, wiping out mankind.

So if KC Tattoo had died at age 8, the planet would be doomed.

Let me be the first to tell you, KC Tattoo, that we are damn glad to have you here as a member.

My little brother shot me in the back with a bb gun when I was like 12. The bb is still hanging out in there. Never told my dad because he probably would have taken both of our guns away.

One of my sisters shoved me onto an overturned lawn mower, causing me to fall on the blade, slicing my (interior) elbow open down to the bone. Does that count as a stabbing?

Does it count if you accidentally stabbed yourself and it was an Exacto knife?

I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee.

Got shot in my sleep once. Does that count?

I legit woke up and because it was dark, I thought I was dead, I even thought "so this is the afterlife"

Shot and stabbed

Both from my time in the military..almost died protecting all your freedoms to be a bunch of dumbasses

You're welcome

both.

had a buddy take one through both lungs.


fun times

Close on both accounts but thankfully, no.

I really enjoyed watching you quarterback the Titans all those years.

Ive been shot with a paintball gun, airsoft gun, and a blowgun. Stabbed with a pencil. So yes.

In eighth grade science class a kid named Marc Slocum was jerking around and showing off with an exacto knife and he wasn't paying attention and stabbed me about 4 times in my back and shoulder.

After class we had a fight and I beat the shit out of him.

I was shot with a blow dart. Does that count?

stabbed in the wrist by my brother. I was bleeding like a pig!

Shot and stabbed




And not by dick you assholes

I hope for your sake Hog Farmer wasn't around to attempt CPR or jack you off



That would be weird.

I've been shot at but never actually shot. Scares the hell out of you though.

Lol. Not really.

Maybe for you.

You have someone shooting at you and you don't know where he is. That doesn't bother you?

Its funny, out of all the people that I have met in my life and had the most interesting lives of banging tons of hot women, making lots of money, getting shot and stabbed and walking it off like nothing happened, all of them reside within Chiefsplanet. That's why I come here, the genuine, non-fabricated nature of badassery.

I have three older brothers. I couldn't count the number of times they shot me with a BB gun or pellet rifle.

Oh yea, stabbed with a broken beer bottle in a bar parking lot fight. I beat the **** out of him.
Edit: And his punk ass buddy.

I stabbed myself with an Exacto knife once. Right directly into the webbing between my pointer and middle fingers (freak accident at a job). Bled like crazy and hurt like hell.

I have a scar precisely the width of an exacto blade in my lower forearm. I was probably 7 and playing with the knife, even though I wasn't supposed to. I was using it on a cutting table and it slipped, right into my arm. I covered it up, my brother helped me to the bathroom to clean it up at my dad's office, hoping no one would notice the dripping blood or me crying because we'd be in trouble.

My first job at age 13 was pulling trap at a sporting clays range. Some dipshit peppered me with a 12 guage trying to shoot the clay right off the arm.

He fired through some brush immediately after he yelled "pull". I had a Carhartt on but still had a couple pieces of bird shot stuck in my arm.

Fun times

I use to do that. Always mice and wasps in the places I did. That and you always had to be fast to make sure your finger didn't get caught in the machine.

I loaded skeet when i was a kid too. At the Augusta Rifle Club just south Augusta Ks. We did it from a cinder block hut. Made decent money on tips alone

Sounds like a lot of us have had bad experiences with Exacto knives.

Time to ban those little buggars! ROFL

Does anyone remember those horrible cutting and carving knives in art class when making ink drawings? You would carve out the surface of a clay thin block and then ink up a roller, roll the clay block with the missing areas and transfer it to paper. I saw so many people badly cut themselves with those.

Small world....I think that place is called Lynbrook now. I worked at Murphy's which is northwest of Augusta. This was about 20 years ago

I got "stabbed" in my big toe playing mumbley-peg many years ago.

Years ago I got an Exacto knife kit. First thing I did was buy some Balsa wood and set out to carve myself a fishing lure. The 2cnd cut I made went all the way through the wood and right across my middle finger knuckle. 7 stitches.

Whats worse is just as I'm making that cut my oldest brother is watching and says "Oh, this oughta be good". He was still laughing when I was walking out the door to get the stitches.

Been there. Although, looking back I'm not so sure my older brother was trying to miss.

Had a buddy that got shot in the arm by gang thugs with a semi auto rifle downtown kc waiting at a stoplight driving home..he was with a friend at the time. Very lucky he got out of that alive.

I've been peppered or zinged while hunting pheasant. I've once had a pistol pulied on me...but not shot at.

I just recently severed two fingers with a hatchet. Does that count as a stabbing?

Depends.

How long did it take you to type your post?

My cousin shot me with a 16 gauge while out dove hunting. Saw the shithead following a dove with his barrel all the way over the pond and blast when directly across from me. Just tiny 8 shot from across the pond. Didn't have many that broke the skin, but had to have my mom dig out a handful.

I was shot at and another guy was hit and killed instantly.

Stabbed in the right ass cheek by a psycho and very stoned roommate.

Thankfully it was the pinky/ring finger so typing isn't too bad.

My brother and I used to get into fights with each other a lot in the house and it drove my mom crazy. One time we got into it big in a breaking furniture level of ass kicking type way and my mom came at us with two big knives from the knife drawer yelling "Here just go ahead and kill each other!" hitting us with the knives.

We separated instantly and got the **** out of the house. After a minute of heavy breathing on the front lawn I noticed my back was wet and I had been stabbed in my back.

We all get along nicely now but I grew up in a single parent household with very little. I consider myself blessed to have all I have today, things I've worked for and earned my whole life.

My friends and I used to have BB gun wars growing up, but I suppose you're looking for higher caliber.

Sort of. When I was a kid my cousin was using a bulldozer as wrest . Was using a scope so he could see what he was planning to shoot just fine but the barrel was about 2" from the gas cap. Bullet disintegrated with one piece nicking my cheek and another that stuck in my lower lip. Does that count ? Shot with BB gun a couple times.

Got shot at in downtown KC once when I was 18. Luckily the kid missed from close range with both shots.

been kicked in the nuts a few times.
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Man is my ignore thread list growing these days

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my sister shot me in the cheek with a bb gun when we were kids. i had to have surgery to get it out of my cheek. haha

I have also been shot at quite a few times as a youngster though

You seem like a fun guy to be around.

I've never been shot or even shot at, but i did watch my dad get chased out of an apartment by some drug dealing thugs with some sort Uzi-type looking guns.

Stabbed in junior high school by a weird unstable kid - never saw it coming.
Shot in Panama 27 years ago tomorrow - totally saw it coming when we pushed through an L-Shaped ambush.
Related, never push through an L-Shaped ambush.