so,i got a ****in skunk invading my property
bastard shows up about a week ago, coming out of the southwest corner of the yard...right about where the septic tank is(imagine that). it's just taking a couple steps at a time, nose on the ground. i hollered to the wife, "****in skunk's in the yard". she didn't make a big deal out of it, so, wth?
so, i'm sitting on the shitter this morning, scanning through the newest arrival of the "smithsonian", and she yells out, "have you got your gun?" turns out the damn skunk is back in the yard, digging up grubs. i walk out on the back patio and yell, "yo skunk!!! get the **** out of here!". didn't even act like it heard me. kept digging and shit. so i went back inside, got dressed and went to work. i don't think this is over. i mean, i've shot a few critters over the years, but i ain't gonna shoot a skunk in the yard. read somewhere that if you shot them in the head, they wouldn't spray. but i don't think i'm that good of a shot. so, someone's gonna have to clean up a helluva mess. plus the smell for a few days. i don't think you can trap a skunk...i know i wouldn't. advice? tia sec |
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You can trap a skunk. Don't do it, but you can.
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Ok O. city how you know that? Also se clark you need a pellet gun!
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Something kept getting in my grandparents trash so my cousin and I thought we'd trap it.
Once we went to check the trap it was night and dark. We saw something black in there, thought it was my Grammys cat. Reach in, grab it, pull it up to our faces to see which cat it is. At that moment, we realize it isn't a cat. |
Chocolate bars. Trust me. Even shooting at them failed.
And chocolate flavored X-lax. Seriously. |
Trap him in a live trap. After he's trapped throw a towel over the trap so he doesn't know whats up . then you can transport him wherever in the WIFE's car.
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We got sprayed a little not horribly but enough for some vomiting to occur.
Once we got cleaned up, we took the skunk in the trap and put it in the trunk of one of my buddies car. |
First you'll need to train a monkey to use a paint ball gun...
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Start throwing dead mice in your neighbors yard. Let him handle it.
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Just shoot them though
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Tie a long rope to the trap, throw a tarp over it and drag it somewhere you can shoot it without having to smell it. Neighbor let one die from heat once and it didn't spray either, and only took a couple hours. |
HOW TO KEEP SKUNKS AWAY: SMART TIPS AND METHODS TO REMOVE SMELLY CREATURES
http://pestkill.org/rodents/skunks/how-to-get-rid-of/ |
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I had a skunk in my attic at the farm. Had no idea until at 2 oclock in the morning I heard him screaming and he sprayed. I'm thinking there was a bullsnake up there that got him in a bind. Pulling bed sheets up over your nose does nothing to cut off the smell. My eyes were burning.
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If it's nesting there then load up its burrow with mothballs, if it's just looking for food the leave out some chocolate exlax.
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Last one I shot with a 7 mag. It did not spray |
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I'll help, trapped a shitload. get a live trap, cover all the way around with a blanket, put broken eggs in it and set it near the hole. when it springs, picked it up and carry to a large tub of water (bigger than the entire trap) and drop it in and place a brick on top. they will never spray. do not shoot it in the head, the nerves make it spray automatically everytime. aim and inch down, and an inch back of the front leg to get the lungs and it wont spray. trapping and drowning is easier though.
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Do something to keep them away. Don't kill them because they are hungry. Grrrr. |
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i think maybe half you guys are ****in with me. don't like skunks.
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He's just a little guy trying to make his way in the world, just like us.
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I'm serious in this thread too.
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check out the last minute. the guy gags
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I had to wash my dog. The worst way to wake up is in the middle of the night with a skunk smell under your trailer house and dog barking. |
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Ex Lax sounds like it could take out ISIS.
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thanks! sec |
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Peaceful coexistence is the answer. The skunk doesn't want your money or your woman or even your time. It just wants to eat some bugs and enjoy a nice summer day.
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Laughter ensues on cp. If he still lives there at least. |
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Now they die. |
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Remove it's scent glands. Have an awesome pet!
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BE THE HELL CAREFUL!
Dad had one he chased around all winter. One day it got real brave and came in his porch to eat some baby kitties. Douched the whole porch. Dad shoed it out and blasted it. Then got to cleaning. He got to thinking he might ought to call the vet. Vet wanted the head and sent it off. Rabid. 7 shots in the stomach for 6 weeks and $3500 for him and mom later they were immunized. If it seems fearless. Shoot it. Call animal control or incinerate it in a hot ass tire fire. Either way, if it is acting abnormal rabies is a risk. Don't **** with it. I'm serious. |
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If you're going to live trap it then use a good sized suitcase for the trap. Lay the suitcase on its side, prop it open with a stick/release trigger, weigh down the top a bit and bait it.
After you catch the little bastard you take the suitcase to the nearest druggie / scumbag part of town and leave it along the side of the road. Park a little bit away and wait. Within 10 minutes you'll be laughing your ass off. Be sure and get the video of it. |
I'm a four minute drive from Hollywood Blvd. but deal with deer, coyotes and skunks on a regular basis, if not every day.
There are probably three nights a week in which I can't open the family room windows and take on the cool 60 degree air because some skunk just sprayed. It sucks. |
I'm telling you, nothing is easier than what I told you. Scent free and you can dump it anywhere. I cleaned out about 30 in town a few years ago with this method, none sprayed. Hell, when they're in the trap with the blanket I just loaded them into the back of my pickup and hauled them out to the country to put them in the tank, none sprayed. Only takes 20-30 seconds.
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.22 to the noggin.
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Shoot the bitch.
Skunks also hate citrus. Lemon and orange peels in the yard would keep them away. If you get one in a garage or somewhere. Just start spraying an Aerosol can spray. |
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My very uneducated guess would be that either the coyotes or my Labs scare them, therefore they spray. In more than 13 years, I've never seen one. I just smell them. |
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I once knew a lady who had a mountain lion as a pet. In her house. I wouldn't recommend that though. |
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I have plenty of cork stored up in the garage and I'll just start grabbing those little ****ers and ram it up their asses using the psycho neighbor's dildo. Piece of cake. |
Find a sexy black cat and paint a white stripe down its back. If it's a male skunk, he go boner crazy and pursue the cat. Hopefully the cat lures him away from your house.
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If you know where it's coming into the yard, put some mayo lids full of ammonia out. I know that will run them out from a porch or barn.....ironically they hate the stink.
Live trap, blanket over top...go to work and text your boys to go get it. |
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You want to solve it?
Go to the feed store and buy some fly bait...mix some granules into a dish of Coke near where it came into the yard....or a bowl of marshmallows Keep the dogs locked up and get rid of the carnage within site of the bowl in the morning. |
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70 goddamn posts and NO ONE has yet mentioned putting out a bowl of ****ing antifreeze? What the hell has happened to this place?
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divorce her.
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Shoot it and bury it. It will stink for a few days but it will go away.
I have killed dozens of the ****ers. |
Bet that skunk and 8 of his buddies wouldn't get shutout 3 out of 4 games
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ANTI-FREEZE?
NUKE IT FROM SPACE IT'S THE ONLY WAY? plan a vacation... get the double barrel out shout it right before you leave come back inna week and hope you killed it? |
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it's not out there this morning. going home tonight to mow...figured i'd pick up some poison at the farm shop and place it around the border of the yard & woods. might get some tree rats too, but they're a pain in the ass.
we'll see. thanks, sec |
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Our last Aussie loved skunks too and would get sprayed at least a couple of times a year. The tomato juice thing does no work (my folks used it to try to deskunk their Bichon Frise and ended up with a pink dog that still reeked of skunk). There is a recipe on the net that is a mix of hydrogen peroxide, Dawn dish soap and baking soda and that really works. It's what we used with our dog and would leave her pretty much skunk free (it's hard to get it off of their face). Our current Aussie hasn't tried to play with the "striped kitties" but it's probably a matter of time. |
Not to sound like a pinko or anything, but what's he doing to you? Why not just leave him be?
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