****Official Royals At Astros Gamethread 4/14****
 

Let's be honest, all of us would have taken a split coming into the series. Buuutttt, we've won 2 of the first 3 and winning the series would be awesome.

Ian Kennedy on the bump after looking great his first outing.

Standard lineup with Orlando in right.


Let's do this shit

Was getting sick of cleaning crap out of my computer on streams (no, I never tried to close the ads). Ended up buying an mlb.tv subscription so I can have it on my TV while I do work.

Probably a good move. The single-team package isn't bad at all. The NFL could learn a ton from MLB in terms of offering games to fans.

In. NFL schedule release special sounds boring, so I'll be watching Royals.

Bad start


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Holy ****, Esky. Was your head still in the ****ing clubhouse that at bat?

MOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEeeeee

Moosedong!

Moosestart

Mooooooooose!

Moose dong!

The RF timed his jump wrong

Terrible start

Oooph.

TOOTBLAN

CRIPES LOCAIN.

Way to give them a free out... that was a dumb**** move.

Looks like a bad night.


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Fister with a fastball to get Cain at the plate.

****.

Fat****


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That hit to Altuve was a rocket.

We shit all over that inning, but at least we are crushing Fister.

**** this Baby Gap wearing mother****er.

Even when we get him out, he hits rockets.

Both teams are crushing the ball.

3 up, 3 down on 3 well hit balls. :clap:

As long as they keep hitting it 400 to center instead of 315 to left, we'll be in good shape for this one :thumb:

The Astros are entertaininf.

Lead off walks never turn into runs, right?

Why do our pitchers always try to nibble the edges on 3-0?

ROFL

I was hoping to hold my shit until after this inning. Looks like I'm not gonna make it.

SWEET! :drool: Nice double play.

The baseball Gods are with you.

Boom, got eeem

Salvy immedietly throws seeds in his mouth after the throw em out :D

Kennedy getting into his groove.

I love watching Salvy throw out runners. The guy is a treat to watch.

Kennedy with a no-hitter thru 2.......

1-0, Royals after 3.

I'll stab you

:D

Filthy ****ing pitch

And another. Heat high and tight in the zone.

LOCAIN zipping to the ball!


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I approve of kennedy

My mom texted me this morning that she saw on Facebook that Nolan Ryan died in his sleep last night. My mother and grandmother still haven't figured out that Facebook is not a credible news source.

Gordon is striking out at a ridiculous rate.

Man, we keeping hitting ropes right at people

Lorenzo Cain put the clamps on the offense with his dumb****ery base running.

Yup.

14 K's in 28 at bats. Not a good start to the year . . . .

This is the hardest we've hit the ball all year. Sucks that Cain cost us a fun or two.

Could be interesting to see how we handle the pen tonight n

Like 14 strikeouts out of 28 AB's :(

That was really terrible. There is literally no reason to race to the plate in that situation. If someone is backing up the play, you stay. If nobody is, you have all the time in the world to walk home. No excuse to get caught with your pants down there.

Houston is worse than Red Sox fan with the OMG!!..can of corn reaction.

Might go to Herrera for a 3rd night, but I would assume Hoch and Soria are unavailable. But still have Duffy that could get you 2, Wade, Wang, and Gee

Kennedy rollin'

Why go to a bullpen at all when Kennedy can just throw you a complete game?

Would be nice to give Kennedy some run support this inning. He has complete game potential tonight which would really help the bullpen get some rest.

Man I didn't realize Velasquez had 16 K's today. That's crazy. Astros fans might be already regretting that trade.

Kennedy 59 pitches thru 5, still 1-0 Royals.

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Paulo Homo getting it going.

It starts with one baserunner...

Rex ROFL

Not very smart of Esky to hit a hard line drive

Royals bats are ice cold.


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Fister is fist****ing the Royals.


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Paulo doesnt steal bases?

MAKE 'EM PAY BOYS

Average AB's in a season: 615
2016 Salary: $12,000,000
$ per AB: $19,512
Strikeouts so far: 14
$ accrued in strikeouts: $273,168

Alex Gordon owes the Royals $273, 168 so far this season.

Why wasn't Orlando waved home there with 2 outs?

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Orlando scores standing up...

You ****ing queers want to install those lights, you get to look at them, too.

Assholes. Eat shit, Astros.

HOZ!


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He still scores standing up, nice work Hoz!

BOOM. HOS

The Hoz


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