O.city takes Vegas
 

Well, the little brother in law is 21 this week, so we're all heading to Vegas for some debauchery. One of my wifes close cousins flies the Walmart exects all around the world, so it looks like i'm gonna ditch my original flight and private jet to Vegas for the weekend.

I got a 30 year old bottle of Macallan from a colleague for doing some dental work on his wife, so i've torn in on that today.

Basically, i'm just rubbing all of your faces in the fact that i'm going to vegas this weekend and am drinking top shelf booze on my 4 days off. Oh and we're gonna get to enjoy a Sunday night of Sir Elton John. May throw my underwear on stage.


Oh and golf at the TPC Sawgrass in Florida next weekend.

:clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::D:D:D:D

He performed oral on his colleagues wife?

Glad to hear life is going well, bud. Enjoy it!

Rub all you want man. That sounds great! Enjoy it my man. Watch for hookers. They are EVERYWHERE and have gotten quite aggressive. Put a C-note on red for me please. I'm good for it.

/no, don't do that.

Remember to WTR

Wrap That Rascal

Wife. Unless he is a shitty human being. Which he is not.

Might be a little chilly at Sawgrass next weekend.

Got rewarded for "doing some work" on another man's wife's mouth?

Awesome.

O is go in balls deep in a hooker

I left you about $600 at Harrahs last weekend. Go claim

TPC Sawgrass was a great course on Tiger Woods '08.

30 YO Macallan? 30? If you die this weekend you will have lived like few.

BTW, that Elton show at CP is bad ass

What does that exactly mean?

All I know is that every time I go to Vegas, I end up paying a hooker. It is never my intention to pay a hooker.

It means lil e dave got slurped by a toothless crack whore

I don't think you're familiar with Vegas hookers.

They're 99% more likely to be strippers, porn stars and ex-porn stars than toothless, old crack whores.

Oh...I was just assuming that by your dire warning that they were all starting to carry scapels, ether and bags of ice.

You are not going to the right places bro.

30 minutes in Ceasars, o.city is up a grand at the blackjack table.

And pgm, the wife is with me so no hookers. When I bring you out here, hookers everywhere

How does that work by the way?

I've been in Vegas a shit ton of times and I have never seen a hooker. It was on business, but how have I gone all this time and missed this type of thing?

Perhaps I'm just naive.

Never been drinking alone in the Bellagio lounge before, I see.

Well I'm kidding. But I've been hit on by one every time for sure. The first time I didn't know what to make of it. I just thought I was getting lucky. So we agreed to just hang out for a few hours, I kinda played pimp, dudes thought we were a threesome couple, we played blackjack, she kept her earnings. We walked around arm in arm and she pointed out all the hookers. Literally 1/2 of the women in there was pointed out. It was unbelievable. You saw plenty of hookers. Some of those 'couples' were not what they seem. And chances are that single girl at the table is a hooker. Why else does she laugh at your stupid jokes?

We split when she got her first trick. Some sales guy from Cleveland. Atrocious balding.

She had her girlfriends name tattoo'd across her chest. Vegas baby!

I miss the Imperial Palace...

It just ain't the same Vegas anymore.

:D

Kick some ass, man. Good for you.

I can't drink that, though. Buddy of mine drinks the Macallan 30 on special occasions. It was all I could do not to spit it out when he poured me some.

What?

You've never once been approached by a working girl?

Hell, it happens every time I'm there and many offer one "On the house".

Go to any of the hot strip clubs and girls will offer to "buy them out" all night long.

Nope.

Not once.

Why don't 50 us of just throw in $100 each and we'll trust him to bet it for us?

Wow.

I've even had hot hookers ask to hook up with me and my wife.

Sometimes, I've had them hit on me with my wife next to me at the bar.

Too soon man.

It can be situational. A group of men hanging out in their NFL jersey's don't tend to get approached. When I am there, I am pretty fun and outgoing. When I lose money, I'm having a great time doing it. I have a good time. I know that attracts them. Like moths to the flame. And I''m good looking and I dress nice.

Good. Hope you keep that grand. An hour in last sat night I was up a grand at Let It Ride. Needless to say, between the next 5 hours of tables and the Cardinals, weeelll lets just say.....see my comment about having left $600 of my $ for you to collect

I'm in Vegas now. I'll be here until Sunday morning. Oh and according to your profile, I'm a sexy bitch. So that's nice.

Any girl that talked to you first, was a hooker.

LMAO

That shit happened to me only the mrs was about 20 ft away,I told the girl as I was pointing to my mrs,"if you can convince her I'm all in."

Damn what did you hit?I love that game but have never had much luck,although one night at O'Shea's I was ****ing hammered and getting bad hand after bad and switched seats,of course two of the next three hands that would've been mine ended up being 3 of a kind. :#

men dont brag about seeing Elton John unless its 1978

that mean they know something they cant tell you

I was playing the 6 card bonus edition and hit a straight flush on the 6 card. Paid 200 to 1 on my $5 bet. I've weirdly had some decent success at LIR. I've hit 3 4 of a kinds in life of playing it which I really only play it in Vegas 1 or 2 trips per year. Check this story out:

First time in Vegas, I'm 23 and with my brother who had just turned 21, and my dad. I blow through a grand(most of my money for the weekend and a shit load for me at the time)in about 3 hours playing LIR. Down to my last $40. Have a pair of nines and the dealer flips the other 2. Pays 50 to 1 per circle plus a $400 bonus. I up my bet to $25 per circle. 5 hands later I get dealt 3 Queens. Dealer flips the 4th. I left up $4500. Best gambling night of my life. RIP Boardwalk Casino. Lol

I saw him and he put on a great show.

So basically, your and idiot

Great stories especially that last one,has me longing to give it another try.In fact I'll be in Vegas 7 nights during March Madness and will be doing just that.

O got a hummer during Elton John?

More likely

Put it on a tee and u knocked it outta the park (unlike Jason Heyward) well done.

Basically it's the same as going to see that Liberachy guy ( the pianist guy name I can't spell)

Homophobic I see.

lol no such thing exists.

no, I just dont see how going to vegas should be wasted on seeing an old rocker.
thats not the highlight of the trip. Especially for a 21 year old.

although I give him credit for bashing Madonna

I'm not 21, I'm 30.

My 21 year old brother in law didn't go.

That's just like, your opinion man.

I thought the whole point wwas his birthday ?

what a downer duuude:(

There was like, 20 people there and 5 of us went to a 2.5 hour concert in 3 days worth of vegas.

I doubt he missed us

I cannot fathom how you have green rep here. You are easily one of the top 5 dip shits ever to grace this forum.

no, I was on my phone when I typed that.
I dont know how to spell check easily that way.
nope, I'm far from stupid.
thank you for your kind words and support.

so you equate honesty with stupidity

Don't let it bother you. He thinks I'm an idiot too. Imagine that !