Pros and Cons of dating a fat chick
 

Discuss.

Pro: Will **** you and suck your dick for less effort and money than a hotter bitch

Con: your dick won't get as hard

Nobody ever pays attention to them so when someone does they go sex crazy

Pros: she will do anything you want most likely.

Cons: you cannot introduce her to family, friends or even perfect strangers for fear of judgment, every time you look at her naked you die a little bit more inside, the extreme envy you feel every time you see a guy walk by with a skinny bitch, and the smell.

Hmmm. Interesting points to start our discussion off.

Do fat chicks generally smell bad? Or is that strictly a hygiene issue?

Pros: Will let you eat her ass. Will also eat your ass.

Cons: None

The smell is what I keep coming back to. It really has me concerned.

Pros: Suitable for childbirth.
Cons: She will get even fatter once she's popped out her little Jabbas.

Pros: Likes to go to exotic places and try international foods.

Cons: Gotta pay for an extra airline seat.

Pros: Probably makes you laugh.

Cons: Doesn't realize you're laughing at her, not with her, and you feel guilt over it.

Pros: Has the perfect body for playing nose tackle.

Cons: Lacks the stamina to be a starter.

There are no cons. Just do what you do and enjoy life. Don't worry about stupid shit so much.

Pros: You will lie on CP about your wife being hot and talk about how certain models are ugly and you would not **** them in the pictures subforum.

Con: Reality.

LMAO

Pro: will suck you dry.

Con: you'll be on an IV recovering from lack of fluid.

Source: friends.

Pros: they are more attractive than skinny chicks, they can take a lot more of a pounding than a skinny chick, and you don't have to worry about injuring yourself on any number of a skinny chicks bones that protrude from her while pounding it hard, they're tighter in the nana, and they're not going to judge your fat ass!

Cons: none

Also, never been with a smelly big girl. **** them skinny bitches, I'd choose fat girls over skinny every time!... Cue my theme song....

http://youtu.be/yDSK91mUNLU

And you gotta have a big stick, to please a big chick! So if you're hung like a button you're better off with a skinny chick as your small pecker will look bigger next to a skinny chick.

Pros: they are like mopeds..fun to ride

Cons: can't let your friends see you do it or you will end up cutting your wrists to bleed out the pain of their comments

Pros: they know all the best places and foods to eat

Cons: they expect you to pay the bill and you will never be able to afford going out

Pros: you won't worry as much about her cheating as a skinny girl

Cons: they have a natural attraction to black men

hall of fame worthy.

would read again!!!

Guys who always hype up fat chicks are guys that can only get fat chicks. It's like the kid in 2005 who hyped up the Nintendo DS as being so much better than PSP. You're just saying that because your mom is dead and your dad is a gas station attendant and you had to settle for the 150 dollar device instead of the 275 dollar one. We all know that you're just jealous that the PSP is better so you have to make up for it by hyping up your shitty ass touch device gaming system that has shitty games like NintenDogs.

Have fun feeding your dog and teaching him how to jump over a flower pot, and I'll kick some Ricer ass in my Need 4 Speed PSP port.

Or in this case, have fun talking about fat pussy and sucking on husky ass titties when other guys are dating girls that don't have an undercarriage with the scent of smoked salmon.

What's wrong with smoked salmon?



Are you afraid of alibi toe snaked salmon?

Translation: My Mom's fat, my sister's fat,I'm fat, I married a fatty.

Not if she bathes regularly.

god damn guys, sometimes the planet still has burst

fortunately fat chicks never do so you can run away from them

No one here has been with more fatties than you! LOL

LMAO

Hog Farmer never mixes business with pleasure.

Pro-she'll really enjoy that Essence of Bacon cologne you just bought.

Con-if she's really hungry, you may lose an appendage.

Meh, I've dated a large woman. Right before her, I dates a tiny gymnast. While I'd take the spinners every time, I will attest to the larger women trying harder and willing to do more (generally).

Side note: If you ever get the chance to date a gymnast, do it.

I dated a fat girl in high school. She was an All-State softball player, and broke the school record for home runs in a season by like 9. I had this weird athlete fetish in high school, but of course none of the hot female basketball or volleyball players would look at me. Me and the softball girl never had sex or anything, but she did beat my ass in Madden.

The moral of the story: Pretty sure she's a lezbo.

Best part of this thread is that it is marked as a Mizzou Tiger topic.

Well the last time I drove through campus there was some pretty good sized ladies in a herd looking for some grazing ground

I would not recommend that.

They are, for lack of a better term, crazy.

And not in a good way.

Perhaps it's the intense training at a young age, the constant threat of severe injury, whatever, but there is a certain, odd PTSD-thing associated with that breed.

I said date, not marry. Bendy girls are fun.

Date, marry...same shit. Your spending your time and money on a lunatic.

A limber sex partner doesn't offset the crazy.

Hey, you know, since there are women in this forum, I wonder how they feel about the pros and cons of dating a fat guy. And what is considered a fat guy versus a fat girl.

Would you date yourself if you were a chick?

Would you date yourself if it were opposite world and you suddenly turned into the female equivalent of yourself?

Pro: Loves the cock. Especially gobbling. You can let yourself go~

Con: Shes fat. People judge her, and by extension, you. Not always, but high chance of bad hygiene. Can still be a bitch.

I am not fat, but there's no way in hell I'd date me if I were a woman.

I am such an asshole, I'd have to kill me.

Big Con: Fat fold limburger cheese smell.

The "bad hygiene" comment always gets me. Skinny, average, fat, whatever - it comes down to personal hygiene. If a skinny chick has bad hygiene habits, she'll smell too. Fat chicks don't smell. :facepalm:

Pros- water saver - only take a cup to fill the bath tub up with her in it.

Con - in a plane crash - she will out last you before she dies of starvation and end up eating your dead starved body.

When I was in high-school I had this part-time job, where this skinny guy older than me also worked. He always talked about how he loved dating fat chicks...and I mean really fat. Like rolls of blubber. He loved rolling around inside of those.

So there's that.:doh!:

ROFL LMAO ROFL LMAO ROFL


I can't stop laughing! This post his hilarious!

At least I'd know what our kids would look like.

It's a crack head post, BEP. How can they have tighter vaginas if they need a big dick?

No, it's just that collectively her pussy weighs more and is crushing your penis.

Not to mention all the corn on the cob and rolls of quarters missing.

Never have dated a fat guy. Wouldn't know. Just not attracted to fat men.

I, personally, always preferred tall slim men. I have dated smaller guys but the ones I took to most were tall and slim. And they always had dark blonde hair...aka caramel colored hair.

It's just they way he wrote it. And "hung like a button." Lol

There's a lot of hilarious posts in here. Not just his.

Denial is a hell of a drug~

You shouldn't encourage him. He's kind of gross.
Also, dark blondes.

No denial. I'm not married to one, so I don't have a dog in the fight.

Well mine is dead and for sure there's extra maintenance in big people. If there isn't, you're one of the gross big people.

Well, I am a "big" person, but I have to be meticulously clean. Not clean and peritoneal dialysis do not mix. I'd rather not die from infection.

And you would be fun to cuddle with.

I lay my head on my man's chest and rocks would be more comfortable.

Translation: I spend my days handling pig dicks and dream of touching a real, live girl.

Pros: None.
Cons: It's ****ing gross.

Pros: Most likely has big titties, more cushion for the pushin', can keep you warm in the winter, usually good cuddlers, seem to try harder in keeping you happy which means better and more frequent blowies. Did I mention they give better head?

Cons: Come on.. You know the cons. Although I will say they don't smell bad like many here say. Seriously. Who's been perpetuating that myth? I'm guessing many of you still believe only gay dudes can get AIDS.

Hey Smoke, if you like this gal, then go out with her.

Fat chicks are freaks and give good head

Does their asshole taste any different?

Pros: Big Tits
Cons: Big Gut

tastes like a swansons tv dinner

:shake:

I'm a fatty and I've been with a few fatties and a few rails, but mostly just thick.

The thin ones seemed to be tighter than the thick/fat ones. The best, most frequent head was from one of the rails.

And I don't care what size you are, if you don't bathe, you're going to smell.

Saying fat people just smell is as ignorant as saying black people steal.

You've never been to our local VA, I take it.

You saying they don't?

They are like whores; a lot of people make fun of them, and at times act disgusted by them, but everyone puts them use at least once in their life.










......and they can never live it down.

No...... not really.......

I'm pretty sure that's this is how every guy sees himself in his minds eye:

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com...fd67627b6c.jpg

I'm just curious to see if dudes here, stripped naked, would find themselves "acceptable" if they were a chick.

Oh that's pretty.

How did you get my picture?

I don't wear rosaries.

LOL Not all of them...

He shouldn't push so hard. He's going to blow out an O ring.

I'm sure it'll just get pushed back in.

Perfection.



ROFL

100% virgin confirmed

Homo?

Oh yes. Likes older guys that are still active. Maybe swimmers.

I have to assume you're trolling here, otherwise you're a very low-quality individual.