Welcome my son to Chiefs Kingdom
 

He has to suffer like the rest of us lol. Today my wife gave birth to my first child, Jaxon. Very happy. 6 lb 6 oz


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Thanks Flopnuts you're a good man for letting me create this thread.

Congrats. Welcome to hell.

Awe! Cute. Congratulations to the new little Chiefie.

Well done and welcome to Fatherhood - the best non-paying job I have ever had! Congrats!

Congratulations! Very proud day I have no doubt.

Congrats

Congrats!
My Daughters B-Day is today. Middle child at 23. Time flies, I remember the day we brought her home. I bought a house that day and got a newborn.
Children are certainly a gift.

Congrats and best wishes on the new arrival!

Good lookin' kid -- congrats. Definitely doesn't look like a C-SPAN prank caller.

Congratulations

Congrats.

Congrats.......now, more importantly, MORE BOOBS LESS KID.

Congrats

Congrats man. Kids are special.

Congrats! Now you can buy that baby an Alex Smith shirt :)

I had a kid once

Congrats!

This. Congrats but don't make the poor kid be a chefs fan!

Congrats

Congrats to you and your wife. Cool name too.

Miracle Of Birth Occurs For 83 Billionth Time

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Congrats though.
I bet you are glad he was blessed with not having that awesome C-Span call occur in his lifetime.

Congrats!

is his middle name Alex?

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J A X O N

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I was referring to our 1st pic tomorrow.


Congrats man !!!!!

Congratulations to you and the family! That is a fine looking fresh lad there.

You didn't name him Alex?

Congrats regardless.

Right on man

Had my 1st son in 12

Got one coming in July

Too badwe don't live closer, I got mad hand me down action from my sister

If you ever need any advice feel free to pm me, I've just been through it all!

If I may give you one advice, if he is crying and you tried everything.... Try moving his legs in and out to 'manually' fart him...lol....as they get a month or two old they get bad gas but can't control / fart it out.

Hit me up anytime amigo

Congratulation and can we get pics of your mailman?

Without meeting Inmem's wife but seeing a picture of him and her, I'd have to hope this kid gets her looks and her brains as well.

woohoo! congrats!

..have a grandson named Jaxen.

YOU STOLE MY GRANDSON'S NAME. Congrats!

I hadn't realized you were using the thread i had made. Congrats bro. They grow up quick.

Here's my little guy now.
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Horrible draft pick..cute kid but horrible pick

Happy fatherhood, this cigar is for you... :cigar:

Congrats! Nothing better than being a father.

Pretty much the only thing I'm good at.

Did you cut the cord?

Congratulations, my friend.

Now, let him pick his own football team.

Congrats!

Doesn't matter. Just depends on how close they become.

My son has never even been to Missouri. He's a Chiefs fan because I am. He's watched them with me since he was 3. When he was 7, he asked me for a Chiefs jersey. He could have picked any team he wanted...

What does it matter if he has cable or not?

LOL

good job Inmem58. congrats to the family.
nice looking boy.
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...hey, someone had to do it.

Seriously though, congrats Dad!

Welcome my son to Chiefs Kingdom
 

Thank you for the kind words. Yes, I got to cut the cord. She had a csection, it was the craziest shit I have ever seen. We're doing great, just getting some R & R now


Here's a little skin action

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No more than that you sick ****s

good deal. you cut the cord and she had a c section.
you're in 2nd again.
seriously...congrats.
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Just kidding, congratulations!

Thank you very much

Congratulations Inmen

Congratulations dude.

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Congratulations, and just remember this:

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Welcome to the Chiefs Kingdom you poor little bastard! ROFL

Nice work! We have boy number 2 due in a couple weeks. We are both going to be missing sleep very soon. Welcomes to the fold.

congrats
get him a DT jersey, a mullett and a goatee

I would have to change his name to Dave

Future game manager

Hey now!

Congrats attention whore.

I was talking about TrueFan Dave lol.

Congrats man.


I cut the cord too.








With my ****ing teeth which is how a real man does it

Congrats on the birth of your son.

Now mods please take away his son's thread starting priveleges.

Congratulations man.

Great news.


If you want the little one to be happy, don't let him become a Chiefs' fan.

already balding /cp h8ers

congrats! never abandon your family no matter the situation.. fight..fight and fight

Congrats man!!! Now, do that kid a favor and don't make him cheer for the Chiefs.

Wow, very cool of you to dress up for the birth of your son!

Congrats, try to survive the first 2 years. Soon you'll be numb to the sound of screaming and loud crying. Comfortably numb

Congrats man. My wife just gave birth to twins (boy and girl) in Jan. Changes your life for sure.

Wow, congrats to you and your family. Right now our little is doing great he slept for 5 straight hours last night.

Oh you're in for hell. :D

My twins are 4 years old.

The best line I've heard about being a parent is that it's a hundred times harder than you ever thought it would be, but a thousand times more rewarding than you ever dreamed it could be. Congratulations.

It's the truth. The wife got a new job where she travels 50% of the time....so there are 1 to 2 week periods where I'm stuck at home with two 4 year old girls and an 8 year old girl. Rough as hell....but definitely worth the reward of getting hugs and kisses every night. Plus one of the twins LOVES to sit and watch me play video games.

Congrats.

Also explains why you were so ****ing catty in the prank call thread...

cute little guy--though I'd suggest that pestilence nailed it in the first post :thumb:

At least one of them gets it. :D

My daughter is 19 now and wrapping up her freshman year in college. She plays volleyball for her school, and traveled about an hour and a half outside of KC to play a scrimmage tournament a couple of weeks ago. I got the day off and surprised her by showing up. She came running up to me with tears in her eyes when she saw me (she had been having a really stressful week in school) and hugged me like she was years old again. Nothing beats that feeling, ever, and it will never ever get old.

Congrats.

Do him a favor and encourage him to pick winners to cheer for, it will save him more pain than a rusty spoon circ....

This is awesome. I only have one son, so not familiar with girls, but this time you're getting with them now is invaluable to all of you.

My son's mom and I split before my son was a yr old. I had him almost every weekend. I didn't date for 7 years. I don't regret that for a second. He's 16 now and a chip off the ol block. Nothing better than being a dad.

This is weird because it's not really funny nor is it much of a troll.

Yup. Just don't kill him within that first 2 years. The rest is easy.

Congrats bro!

Not sure if sarcasm or not lol.

Thank you Mav

Gratz!