I'm the guy that people come to when they want ...
Complete the sentence above. What do people know you for? What's your uniquely valuable skill set or talent?
As for me, I'm the guy people come to when they want to know something like the names of the fifteen former Soviet Republics. |
Movie quotes.
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Aids
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Above average penis(women only)
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their computer fixed.
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Systems issues.
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What will look good visually with something or a creative idea for something
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Stuff fixed around the house, from electronics [whole home and appliance] to carpentry.
Car repair Trivia contests |
problems euthanized
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Liquor
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videos and vitriol 'r us
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Their toilet unclogged.
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We need to meet up at some point. Where are you living? |
Anything that has to do with ag; general horticulture, plant physiology, weed ID, herbicides, fertilizers, equipment, whatever.
Auto mechanical issues (I don't know why, I'm a shit mechanic) Accounting and financial questions (even though I'm barely a wanna be accountant) |
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I'm in Greenwood Village at the moment. |
Butt stuff
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A job
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A load of buckshot in there ass.
Or old candies from yesteryear. |
unhelpful sarcastic remarks.
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jack of all trades
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Girls want to make their ex boyfriend jealous.
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to find a good deal.
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the machine shipped
the right part number, print. document hey, but I did get $3/hr raise this year, as another company poached the place |
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To know the truth about anything, an information desk that's useful upon request.
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A raise
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a good laugh and a cold beer.
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Good weed, a good time, almost any info on reggae, or a place for a band to play.
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Sports info
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I'm the guy people come to when they need a hole dug....
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Meth
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Useless trivia (Cliff Clavin from Cheers)
Help moving Help fixing their intrawebs |
sexual favors involving rabid rabbits
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At work, it's when someone needs someone else's (mostly vendors) cage rattled.
Otherwise... Cooking advice, mostly. |
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If you could pair up with someone who specializes in clogging toilets, you could make a mint. |
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Sauté and baste with butter. Or braise in antifreeze. Be sure to get it to 160 to kill the AIDS. |
Scorn, contempt and slight regard.
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Free IT consultation.
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A careful and detailed explanation of why they are a complete moron.
Oh wait, that's just what I do here. In real life it's legal advice (duh). |
a sarcastic response that will belittle them and make them feel inadequate.
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Nope. |
Reality check
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it only requires bacon and eggs (use the grease from the bacon for the eggs) |
Lately, the most common one has been: "Hey man, I'm in *insert random city* and want to know what kind of cool craft beer I should get while I'm here."
I usually hope that this is followed by an offer to bring back some of the recommended beer for my consumption. |
Dinner. I am a very good cook, but not on Gordon Ramsay's level.
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Credit info
motivation praise life advice |
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Livestock masturbated
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Asking for a friend. |
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a night out away from their kids
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Employee and labor relations issues resolved
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Better tv service
Betting advice Parenting advice |
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...advice on mountain bike trails in SW Colorado Area.
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advice on how to get properly intoxicated for any situation
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Someone to help them move, sometimes having a truck can be a real pain.
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Someone to have a couple beers with while they dump their emotional problems out
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A good time. I'm pretty fun. And funny.
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Advice on relationships
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Pasta carbonara. |
Original movie quotes. (it's different)
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they have a new business opportunity. I get hit with about 1 per month.
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"Special" brownies.
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