Congratulations to Bufkin, CP's 2014 King of the N00bs!
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big whoop
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Well that was quick.
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Buff munchkin
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But Katy's got some big ass tittays. http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/f...tron-katie.gif |
dude went hard in the paint all year
earned mad respect, yo keep bringing that n00b fire i'll see you in valhalla |
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Congrats homie!! Can't wait to hear that CSPAN call!!
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Dumb
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Praise him with great praise!
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Pedophiles winning n00b awards...sounds about right for this place...
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Asterisk.
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I like my n00bs soft and moist
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Luvs me some bufkin
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Who?
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How did we come to this conclusion?
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someway or another pizzaz posts were restored, or something, and he was taken into negative rep
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I do move for a poll where we put Bufkin up against 'no n00b was worthy in 2014' and declare the winner of that poll n00b of the year.
If Bufkin gets the votes against 'no n00b worthy', then I think he gets the crown with no asterisk. |
Is this the guy who asked about cum swapping with your partner in the Jim Jones tranny thread?
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I'm not going to bother barking out orders to the mods about what they can or can't do. I set a deadline of this weekend for a natural winner to be declared before I stepped in and made new rules for sudden death. I tried to keep this competition as laissez faire as possible, only setting the rules in place in the OP and letting events transpire as they may. If people have a problem with the way this contest ended, I'd like them to tell me how I could have run it any better. And no, a poll is NOT the solution. I'm a free-thinking man and I do creative shit. I make intelligence tests and write Animal Farm allegories for my roasts. That's how I ****ing roll. |
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Bring me chocolates and I'll open the bedroom door. |
congrats, Bufkin ... you beat pizzadoughz (a guy no one has ever heard of), another guy who no one has heard of, and another guy no one has ever heard of
what a great n00b of the year contest a glowing success! |
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You're the Rain Man of whatever this was. |
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Sure. I have nothing against Bufkin, but let's not pretend this was a real contest.
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Here's what I'll say: You were the Josh Hamilton of this contest the year he hit 27 HR's in 1 round at the HR derby at Yankee Stadium. He didn't win the HR derby because he wore himself out, but that's all anyone talked about, and that's all anyone remembered. Your strategy was genius and very clever. If you figured that out on your own, kudos to you. That was brilliant. So, honestly ... the only cool thing about the contest was your creativity. That's what will be remembered about this n00b contest. Not Bufkin's asterisk win. |
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Note to future noobs: don't bother lobbying for support and spending time, instead look for a mod to support you and you'll win. It might feel dirty, but hey the Pats cheat all the time and they feel great! |
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hey BDj23
do you realize if you NEVER posted again, no one would notice or care? in conclusion, stop following me around, it's creepy thanks in advance |
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I'll live. Meanwhile, you're still a reerun. |
if I'm reeruned, why am I fluent in 4 languages including mandarin?
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:facepalm: |
5 languages, I forgot about my time in Haiti
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LMAO LMAO Hootie doesn't speak anything more than English
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This whole thread is delicious enough to keep me obese.
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Don't drink Hootie's tho. |
it's a trap!
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Before I get to my congratulatory speech, I would like to clear the air about a stipulation that was made a few days ago. Me, SNR, and PizzaDoughz had initially agreed that as punishment, the poster who finishes in 2nd place would have to knock on MTG#10's door wearing a Tallit, tzizit, and talit katan. However, after speaking with the Lee's Summitt Sheriff's Department and Lee's Summitt Police Chief Joe Dismang, it was decided that this was stepping into sure danger. Chief Dismang said that while MTG's vehement, insane, and anti-historical views on the Holocaust would prevent such a dangerous stipulation to occur, he would like to extend his congratulations to myself as the 2014 N00b of the Year.
Onto my comments, I'd like to thank everybody who helped make this happen. Although it was determined fairly quickly that I was the most deserving, being the most qualified doesn't always lead to a successful campaign (see John Kerry 2004). Without being too emotional, I'd like to dedicate this victory to my grandfather, who was killed during a Monsanto protest in the early 1970's. It was his philosophy of eating lots of pussy and kicking lots of ass that inspired me to take this competition with as much passion as humanly possible. I'd also like to thank Coochie Liquor, who has easily earned the silver medal for NOTY 2014. Due to PizzaDoughz's blatant cheating, Coochie's involvement will unfortunately be minimized. Not to worry my Reggae friend, we will remember you. I'd also like to thank the other contestants not named PizzaDoughz who participated fairly, equally, and unequivically. Quote:
1: They hate my guts. 2: They were rooting for the underdog. Prior to this contest, I'm pretty sure Hootie was the only poster who knew who the hell you were. The moral you should be taking away from this is that if you bend the rules, don't get sand in your vagina when a superior takes action. As a teenager, you most likely haven't learned this. Take it to the real world my friend and use this advice for life. If you are caught meddling with your pay stub at work, the supervisor who catches you will do the exact same. Enjoy your shiny new post count, and wear your unofficial 2nd place medal with pride. I will be counting up my reps and making an accurate donation to Chiefs Planet here within the next few days. I will also be preparing for a C-SPAN prank call, chosen by CP posters of course. God bless, and so long for now! -Bufkin, 2014 N00b of the Year. |
At the very beginning Flopnuts bitched that if anyone took Pizza's paper route money, he'd be mad.
At the end, it wasn't your witty posts he raved about needing. It was the CSPAN prank call. ... So woo woo you too too. |
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Ah. This explains the few, out of nowhere and with no comment, positive reps I've received from him recently.
Congrats Bufkin. I guess. |
I stand by the fact that the real winner is ... 'no n00b worthy.'
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I'm seeing a trend here of major Butthurt from people that have absolutely nothing better to do with their time
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Goddamn what a bunch of crybaby bitches.
Bufkin-haters handle reality the way the Chiefs draft and play football: Shittily. |
Rekt
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So..the wonder blumkin is the best of show for the class of 2014?
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WHO?????
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C-SPAN awaits...
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Bufkin's a damned tease. Flirting with me just so he can win a contest. I feel used and full of shame for getting excited about it.
I thought I meant something to you! /sob |
Bufkin you shitheel, we're out of beer. Chop chop.
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Bufkin is to n00b of the year as Bob Hamelin was to rookie of the year
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Hootie is starting to come around. :-) |
Creating a mult still confused after being banned as confused was rather....strange.
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It's a tradition. Why stop now? |
This win has me....."confused"
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I gave bufkin his slogan
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I'm so glad we got this figured out, now I can finally get some sleep.
Oh and here's my list of all the things being named a N00b of the year; 1) |
This might have some validity....if you were to beat the Final Boss.
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