****Official Don't Give A Shit/No Dog In This Hunt-Thread****
 

Post here if completely disinterested and/or have better things to do.

(raises hand)

Lohan looked coked up in that eSurance commercial

Is this the official mixed metaphor thread?

I just wanna see a good game. I don't care who wins I'm a Chiefs fan, I root for no one else.

Rooting for whatever outcome will produce the most butthurt. So, probably Patriots.

CHunt hoping to get a glimpse of Garappolo as Alexs replacement.

Nah, it's great watching teams you don't give a shit about win multiple championships, while your favorite team is mired in mediocrity for eternity

I imagine much like watching some fine porn and becoming highly excited only to look across the couch to Roseanne Barr smiling at you while twirling her hair.

The Chiefs would select the Dodo bird

Forgot the game was on.

Tuned in about halfway through the 2nd quarter.

Thanks for being good sports. Who won? Seriously.

Better shit to do, like posting a thread about how you don't care about said subject?

Hey hey HEY, homeboy; I didn't watch a single snap.

Why not?

The match up just screamed, "NFL WANTS RATINGS FOR ITS SUPERSTARS".

I just wasn't in to it this year. Would have preferred Colts/GB.

Should've watched it. Will be one of the most memorable Super Bowls of all time.

Meh. I think we all had a pretty good idea where this was heading.

IV.

Jimmy Garoppolo now has as many Super Bowl wins as Brett Favre, Peyton Manning and all the Chiefs starting QBs in franchise history

It's good to be the king!

And the post game has been pretty good too. By post game I mean hootie's endless spin doctoring. Russell Wilson is now the Mike Peterson of quarterbacks who manage to literally single-handedly throw the superbowl away in the final seconds. Not only did he have a fantastically great game on the field, he solved the theory of everything, cured Ebola, impregnated all the Seahawks cheerleaders, then impregnated all the patriots cheerleaders, and then used his dick as a new land bridge between Asia and north America in order to allow the last yeti to mate with the last sasquatch and save both species.

LMAO

Yes, Hootie's pain is the most delicious cake of all.

This is one of the few SB's in which I really didn't care who won. I just wanted a great game.


I got what I wanted.