2014 DOUCHE of the Year Tournament, Round 1, Heat 1
 

Welcome to the 2014 DOUCHE of the year awards!

Over the next couple weeks, we will crown a winner for the biggest DOUCHE of ChiefsPlanet in 2014.

Let's get started with Mav, and cosmo20002.

In b4

BS?

I don't think either are douches. I shall abstain.

Who do you think is the most inclined to becoming a douche? Choose that one.

Sir, I dare not reply.

I nominate Kid Rock. That guy is such a ****ing douche.

I'm rooting for you cosmo

Big Smoke...for purposes of thread burst, please make poll votes public from now on.

He was all summer long that's for sure.

And watch the poll numbers fall. It'll look like the last election turnout did.

Yes, but the lower turnout would be higher quality. Posters drawing lines, making enemies, forging alliances. The hatred it would inspire could help fuel this board through another pathetic Chiefs offseason.

Eh..maybe you're right.

Who the **** is cosmo?

He's that guy who used to have that Rush Limbaugh avatar.

I ****ing voted for Cosmo.

I think they're both douches so I'll abstain

Like moths to a flame, the DC types shall come. Enjoy.

Although Mav is a strong contender in his own right, Alex has finally broken his spirit and in his misery he's becoming a real Chiefs fan. He's not winning this one.

It's not fair there isn't a 'Both' option

a real chiefs fan?

hahaha

bullshit

Good point.

I'm not saying that negatively necessarily. Just pointing out a result of it, and easily the most boring result. Lol

ROFL

Yeah, I know I'm probably giving him far too much credit; but I think his will may be broken.

That's step one.

Yeah....but you have to look at the entire year's worth of posting. Just because he flipped a week ago....that doesn't make up for the years worth of Alex Smith ball sucking that we had to endure.

Mav doesn't bother me. I know most have a love/hate relationship with him but he never bothered me.

I'm honored.

You gotta be kidding...2 people per heat? This is going to take longer than the Movie Scene tourney.

It also lets you cherry-pick matchups. Douche move.

cosmo plays the DC conservatives like Jimmy Page plays a 1956 Gibson Les Paul. Its a thing of beauty. If that makes him a douche, sign me up for that title.

I have to be honest here. I'm not that big of a douche, but I'm way a bigger one than you. All I know is that you're a SF Gaints fan who never says anything mean, and this really pisses off Hootie for some reason.

I think Hootie is a huge douche. At one time, everybody conceded that he sucked, and he was cast away. Now that he's less obnoxious, everybody embraces him for some reason. I don't get it.

Thanks. Yeah, I was surprised to be in this.

My favorite Hootie moment was in the Adrian Peterson thread where Saccashit allegedly called social services on me.

Saccashit: I'm calling social services on Bufkin because he made a joke.

Hootie: D00d, no way will they do anything!

Saccashit: Yeah they will, trust me.

Hootie: Oh really? Okay! Good for you man! He deserves to be punished.

That is hilarious

I ****ing love the douche-off.


My favorites to win are Reerun and obviously Arrow2.


Somebody needs to put up the odds so that we can gamble casino cash.

I don't usually vote in these but since cosmo wanted to nominate me I figured I'd give him some support.

I'm surprised that Mav has 14 votes. I guess I'm not aware of his record.

Can someone tell me what he's done because I haven't voted yet.

Some of those are straight party line votes. Re: Hootican

Good job cosmo you're way out in front

I love it too... I love the Jerry Springer-esque fights that take place.

Too soon to call this one?

Oh shit....Arrow2 is a nice add. Put him on the list, Smoke!

He's a fan of like 6 different teams and an Alex Smith nut fondler. You mostly stay in DC so some may be unaware of your level of douchedom.

What is ironic is you are 20 times the douche I have ever been.

It's funny, a lot of bugeater's posts consist of piss and vinegar, but I don't see douche when I read them. I see grumpy and bah humbug. It becomes charming after a while.

And my vote is cast for you Mav.

Level, Big Smoke. How well thought out was your game plan before starting this. Even I can see flaws in this thing already.

Rainman would never allow this kind of thing to happen. I'm kind of embarrassed for you.

Dinny

I agree. I like messing with him lo

IN.

Honored

Ha, this had me in tears when I found out this mav guy was the guy from this thread.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showp...78&postcount=5

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showp...7&postcount=12

And most of all:

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/attac...6&d=1376420810

LMAO

Quite the recovery, I must say.

Wasn't thought out at all - and I'm not Rain Man.

well you damn well better get it figured out because you have n00b of the year to do after this

Big Smoke has been a shitty poster and thread starter all second half of 2014. I'm worried he's ****ing baked out of his mind.

Alright you mother****er... now I'm going to put some effort into this.

I hope you smacked by a branch from the EBOLA/AIDS tree :cuss:

I just gave EbolaAIDS to your mom.

Which I think means I shit on her????

so this is just list of guys you don't like?

Everyone I root for is winning I have the magic touch

I don't think so cause as far as I knew big smoke and I are cool.