I'm ****ing depressed. No really.
 

Major depressive disorder is what my daignosis sheet says. Along with OCD.

Someone cheer me up.

Google "kittens playing"

Ur welcome

Jason Avant is a Chief at last!

Bro

I'm completely wasted right now
it has been sooo long


I'm ****ing wasted bro!

Life is fun!

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4qyioA4MSGM

Someon embed that awesomeness

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Ok **** work, you can come here for Thanksgiving.

So are you depressed about being OCD?

Do not change your sex. It will blow over.

I really don't know what is causing my depression. I've delt with OCD all my life, so I don't think it's that.

Youtube, John Prine, Bruised Orange

Well depression gets tossed out a lot as a diagnosis from what I hear. Any of us go through it in different phases of life. Go out and run or work out. It helps.

Sorry to hear that you are going through this, Big Smoke. I know what you are going through based on loved ones that have gone through the same.

works wonderfully !!!!!!

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( for myself and most of the population )

Sorry, get over that shit as soon as you can, please..:thumb::thumb::thumb:

If I ever feel down, I just think about Raiders fans.

Almost instantly, I feel superior!

I love the bottle that never empties.

http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=...quit&FORM=VDRE Pick one.

We love you Big Smoke.

Work out (great for everyone), get some sleep, drink plenty of water, play video games, get a woman/ take a vacation with your woman. Hope things turn around!

I'll take two.

Start a vigorous cardio exercise routine. I'm not kidding. Bare minimum of 30 minutes of hard core sweat every day. I ****ing promise you it will absolutely help. You and I have some things in common. HMU if you ever want to talk about it. I'm older than you by a good 10+ years but that plays to your advantage if you're smart. ;)

You are dying, just like everyone else. So you better start living instead of identifying yourself to random stuff like a ****ing diagnosis sheet which ends up living your life for you.

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Hope everything turns out for you buddy. Take care of yourself man. Really.

Eat some psychadelic mushrooms and thank me later.

By himself with no experienced caretaker?

Sounds like a bad idea, mate.

what the **** was that?

Alex Smith

Don't know if this will depress you more or make you appreciate your life more. But it could always be so much worse.

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If you come to my house, I'll give you a handy.

rip

The ending was so beautiful. Both his grown kids holding his hands as his entire universe fades to black.

I cried.

a mans entire life flashing before himself as he lay on his deathbed

I'm just gonna put these here for no reason at all.

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LMAO

At least the Chiefs beat the Raid... er... NM.

wow.. could it even need to be said???

YOU SEEM NICE

I cried like a baby. :deevee:

I would too if my life was that Godamn cookie cutter-boring. I get the intent, but that was banal. Seriously, that is what people define as a good life?

Snooze.

No! **** YOU, Weasel!!

Midgets

Smoke


I wanna be the reason you smile.

dude, check out my sig!! that's 'cause of you, brau!!! the playoff game, that statement got me through it. i'll lend an ear, anytime. /no surprise buttseks

One day you will realize you are what you are and it is awesome. I myself can be bi-polar in a lot of ways. One day I said to myself "**** it". I am what I am. I have never been happier.

Now when I am down, I just ride it out and don't worry about it.

hey brah

you're young, brah

you just gotta realize it's gonna be ok

whatever is getting you down right ... I promise ... in 5 years, won't even be a thing

and when you're 18 ... 5 years is nothing. 23 was the best year of my life.

Don't waste time being angry. If it's girl problems, or money problems, or any problems ... it's just not worth it. Find things that make you happy (Chiefs, Royals) and develop very unhealthy obsessions towards them (gambling) and at least you'll have something to look forward to every day.

I realize this is terrible advice, most likely...but it gets me by! and I'm reasonably happy, despite all of my terrible vices!

Or get drunk and bang chicks. I'm surprised you of all people didn't mention this.

Did you happen to watch any football last Thursday night?

well some girl shit on me about two weeks ago so currently I'm not in the mood to bang drunk chicks at this given moment

OK, here's the most socially unacceptable joke I know:

Q: What's Blue, and ****s Grandma?

A: Hypothermia.

Literally shit on you?

Kidding aside I went through the same shit. Sorry to hear.

no, literally

like

shit

dripping

down

my

leg

I went to watch football with the bros

and I've been seeing this other chick

but she's sisters with my ex girlfriend (lololololol)

and she's all like "this is inappropriate it has to stop"

so I texted the other girl who is grossly obsessed with me (don't ask why) so naturally, I hate her

and I was like

fine, come over

and as we were hooking up

I kid you not

she shit on me

have
not
talked
since

I was very nice and mature during the cleanup phase

she kept asking "do you want me to leave?"

Well **** yeah I want you to leave.

But I kept saying no.

Most mature thing I've ever done.

At his age? It's ****ing great advice. He can worry about being responsible when he knocks some crazy bitch up, and really has something to be depressed about.

That's not a knock on him either. Everything is end of the world until you get older, wiser, and realize how easy you had it. Rinse, repeat, die.

Guys in Germany Pay big bucks for that....

OMFG. What? You plug her in the ass and she was no longer the master of her bowels? Holy shit...

No. Not at all. I'm 29 years old and have had sex X amount of times and literally have never even had a girl fart during sex.

She was on top of me ... kinda stopped ... and was like, "did you fart?"

She said that to me.

And I was like, "no? wtf?"

and then she was like I have to pee

Got up. I was like ....uh....

so I sat up, and was like "uhhhhhhh."

turned the light on

shit all over

it was THE WORST MOMENT OF MY LIFE

needless to say that contact no longer exists in my phone

Oh dude. I can't stop laughing. Blows my worst hookup story by miles.

LMAO

HOLY SHIT THIS IS ****ING HILARIOUS

:Lin:

it's funny now

but I tell you what the best moment of my life was when she finally got the clue to leave and then I showered and it was amazing.

amazing

I slept on my couch that night

and then the next day I cleaned my apartment and threw away so many things

my apartment has never been cleaner

amazing

Dear god man. Really? That shit has aerosolized. It's on your tootbrush, towels, walls, floor, lotion you jerk with, etc. Everything. You need a deep cleaning service to cover your place with irradiated clorox.

Move and burn that shit to the ground.

even if I closed my door and cried myself to sleep?

Damn that shit sucks

Ok some of the stuff in this thread did make me smile. LMAO

Thanks for all the input.

my buddy, who knew the girl (really nice girl), hated the story because he just felt bad for the girl

I did too.

I was super nice about it.

As she finally got the hint to leave, she was like "give me a goodbye kiss" and I was like "omgggggggggggggggggg"

I literally showered for 30 minutes and slept on my couch. It was devastating.

I sat on my couch, after said shower, and was just relieved that I was single. I was like, "wow, I really enjoy the fact that girl left and the only thing I had to deal with, for however long I wanted, was myself."

being single has perks

She Puddin' Popped ya huh?

WOW! That is the most ****ed up thing I've ever heard. I had a buddy who was plugging this chick in the ass and she started spraying. That used to be the most ****ed up thing. I don't even know how the **** that happens.

You should've told her "Scat, bitch!". LMAO Holy shit...

LMAO OMFG. :Lin: ROFL :Lin: ROFL :Lin: ROFL :Lin:

Dude, Do you realize there are people out there that have to jerk off their livestock just to earn a living.

Now quit being depressed !

You should hire Chocolate Hog. He'd work for free. Livestock is miles better than what he pulls from OK Cupid.

Someday you will find someone you like cuddling and watching Seinfeld with.

That is love.