Let me reintroduce MYself
 

Well, since apparently attentionwhoring is cool now....

Let me reintroduce myself
I used to post here quite regularly (and I still do). I'm just not on a computer like I used to be which makes it hard to post. I've never met any of you. I never hung out with any of you when I lived in KC.

I now live in Fort Worth, TX and since moving here my life has changed quite a bit. I've done more than my fair share to help "Keep Fort Worth Weird"

I've debated doing this for about a year now. On one hand it's really none of your business but on the other hand I feel like I need to say something.

Hello, ChiefsPlanet, I'm Loochy and I'm a doofus.

I'll be in KC again one day and I probably won't attend any Chiefs/Raiders game with my cousins or their friends.

Who wants to hang out?

Here's my first transition video so you can see I'm not bullshitting you.

http://youtu.be/tOp_77i58Ks

Texas sucks

Okay.

Just let me introduce myself.

My name is Humpty, pronounced with a umpty.

You seem nice

Have you fallen off any walls recently?

NEVER EVER SAY THAT!

how could you refer to me like THAT?!

I'm no CLOWN!

OK, I was wrong. I am a clown.

Hello Humpty. It is nice to meet you.

Please allow me to introduce myself. I'm a man of wealth and taste.

Part Dinosaur.
Part Clown.
Part Tim Curry.




*shudder*

Tell us about your genital configuration

...won't you let me guess your name, Donger?

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Yes.

Sounds limey to me...

Chauncey?...

what's confusing me is the nature of your game

Tuna can and tennis balls

Sorry but I don't understand.

I just clicked on that video while at work.

My boss fired me.

You'll be hearing from my laywer soon.

Do you have an odd number of balls?

play on words to the next line in the song...

I really was expecting an okay.

were you there when Pilate sealed His fate?

Pleased to meet you...

LMAO

Never know unless ya ask right!!

Hell....I don't understand....can't...but I accept all peeps. I just know that I am glad I haven't had to overcome some peoples obstacles. Specially Loochy's.....

Down's syndrome is difficult.

I have saggy balls. My grandpa use to tell me to make sure i ate the chicken skin too because it gave you big balls. I listened to him. I didn't think it would actually work though.

If i stretched my balls out leg to leg i could probably make my own wingsuit.

I met him at the circus. Loochy and his extra bean bag

Let's see...

15/2 = 7.5...that's not a whole integer...so....

Yep. 15 is an odd number.

13 extra bean bags

I don't accept people with 8 arms and legs.



Irrational fear of octopus people.

Hai Loochy. I live in Fort Worth as well. thatisall.

:cuss: You cephlopodist!

Good lord... Like sleeves of golf balls just hanging out

Are you doing your fair share to to help "Keep Fort Worth Weird"?

I got yer back, Looch...

I stuck around St. Petersburgh when I saw it was time for a change

Probably, but I'm going to need you to define your version of weird.


I did eat some mushrooms and go to a Primus concert recently. I don't know if that counts though.

That'd be a hell of a direct-to-dvd horror film:

"Octopus People Attack...IN SPACE!!!"

Yea, but only if you can get Sigourney Weaver in it.

I like boobs. They're my favorite.

I prefer the ass and leg portion.

that's gay

Who are you?

That guy is dumb.
Does S. King read his posts. Is that what his book is about?
Some ****ing clown who whines like a bitch and knows jack shit about football?

BTW did you know that Seattle beat Denver. Yup. That shit happened.

Triceratits!!!

I'm batman.

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Twice!

This year!

Since we're all re-introducing ourselves, I used to be Bugeater until my wife posted something on facebook about bacon disappearing from our kitchen, and then it mysteriously changed to Baconeater. I like how everyone just assumed it was me.

Do you have a confession to make to chiefsplanet?

I HAD A MOMENT OF WEAKNESS GET OFF MY CASE ABOUT IT ALREADY

Yes.

Buckaroo Banzai should be mandatory viewing in all high schools.

It would build character and encourage any polymaths out there...

Okay, this is me:

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I'm not one to get my ass chapped but this thread appears to be in bad taste.

SO DOES YOUR MOM'S MEATLOAF

You look like Clay? :shrug:

Not really shocking there...

yuk.

damn dude, i never knew donger had it so hard

:shake:

They're called "meat curtains"

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No, we call that the "meat mountain...."

Heh, I had no idea what the **** was up with this thread until I found the other one.

My wife says that's called "stucco" and she'd know because she's from the southwest...

Is starting a thread to announce a birth of a child, or that a child was conceived considered attentionwhoring?

Someone recently started a prayer thread because their kid hurt his knee. What about that?

loochy, random question, are you a kid rock fan?

Were YouTube videos included in those examples? I think that's part of the criteria.

Hey--the dealer is the Soup Nazi.
And Number 2 is Mickey's dad/Tim Whatley's teacher in dental school.

THE STRUGGLE IS REAL!

Whoring.

I don't recall that, and if there was a 'I conceived a child' video I would probably remember that.

LMAO

No, I don't have a massive under-bite.

Loochy get's alot of pussy at bars.

he's got a blank space baby and he'll write your name.

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Now I'm Donger.

I don't get this one...

That's what I thought...

Loochy has intercourse with random women. He's an attractive fellow who can articulate what he wants without offending women unlike Xztop. The last part is a Taylor Swift line I just heard on the radio.