-- This Halloween, I'm going as...
 

Milkman

Dumbass!

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Hi Scott,

I have an issue w/ a car I just bought on Thurs night 10/30 from Carmax in Norcross.

I'm going to call their manager on Monday - but I need to get it in to you - I think it may be needing a new transmission - I was driving on 85n and suddenly a transmission error indicating for me to pull over appeared. Well it was too crowded to - so I obtained my destination and while driving back I literally had a period of time where I lost control of the car and it wouldn't accelerate. I managed to get it off of the road and made it home via back roads.

I'm still VERY VERY concerned for my safety and after doing research online - I find this : http://www.xbimmers.com/forums/showthread.php?t=870198 <- almost the EXACT same thing happened to this guy - and if you read the last post - BMW kept his car for 1.5 mos to replace the transmission.

So now I'm really freaking out - I absolutely can NOT be expected to replace a transmission on a 2010 BMW - that's just ridiculous - esp. considering it has only 47k mis. on it. I will forward this to the manager of Carmax as well - but this is going to have to go to BMW, as Carmax isn't equipped to handle a complex, serious issue such as this.

PLEASE HELP!!!!!

Thank you much!

I went as you.

You keep your hands off my lady, if you know what's good for you.

I'll be Direckshun.

So guys. I was watching game tape in my underwear. And I thought, this team should be switching to a 4-3 defense. Especially without Derrick Johnson. Am I right? 4-3 defense. Done. On offense, we have more pressing issues. I think we should invent a new position called the triangulator. A player that plays somewhere between TE and FB. His job will be to block and catch passes, and fool the defense using advanced presnap motion techniques. Kelce would be perfect for this new position. Can you imagine? ALEX SMITH ROLLS OUT, FINDS HIS TRIANGULATOR IN THE FLAT. FIRST DOWN! JACK DEL RIO IS TOTALLY LOST OUT THERE. THE BRONCOS ARE ON THEIR HEELS. TRIANGULATOR!

I'm going as Direckshun.

DID YOU KNOW THAT THE DOLPHINS USED TO WEAR HELMETS THAT HAD DOLPHINS WEARING HELMETS ON THEM?

HEALTHCARE!

CAMPAIGN FINANCE!

DRAFT PLANET!

CP VARSITY!

I hate everyone in this thread. Especially DMAC.

****. I'll be tk13, then.

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I'M A DUMBASS

This thread has taken a very nasty turn.

I haven't dressed up for Halloween since I was 10 or 11. Not that I wouldn't do it again, but I've never been to a costume Halloween party as an adult. Which is a shame really. I like when women dress up all sexy and slutty. Fun times.

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I would've guessed as a "Palestinian"..but Simply Red is an excellent choice...did you rent a tux?

Remember the baseball gang in the warriors?...royals unis with face paint would've been pretty cool

I guess I'll go as SNR.

RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE

some vague reference that nobody gets.

RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE

PGM update the ****ing OP.

DOGPISS

I'm a fat guy in a purple shirt.

Who am I?

In wearing a Chiefs shirt. I'm a tortured soul.

I suggest you don a velvet smoking jacket, pipe, and slippers.

Then, loop "Girl from Ipanema" all night long.

Chief Osceola. A dude.

I think you're handling it fine. The note was polite but showed major concern, and it was informative.

What exactly are you looking for? It didn't specify, but from the way it read the email was to a shop and not carmax. I'd be more interested in your conversation with carmax.

I should be getting laid in about half hour/45 mins or so.

I'll be thinking of you all. No homo.

Also, glad you made it off the road in one piece. Losing control of a moving vehicle is, obviously, never a good situation to be in.

I just wear whatever I have on at the moment, and go as "The Guy That Brings The Smallest Penis To The Orgy".

Works ever time.

Dinny

I knew what you meant. ;)

Seeing as how they are partners it is a good strategy to address the issue from both sides. And in no way was your email any where out of line. I would continue with keeping both parties informed from your position as opposed to just handing it over to them and hoping they get and stay on the same page on their own.

I had a chance to see these guys next week in Lawrence, but I'm working. :(

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Can somebody go to this for me and tell me it was awesome?

The DWs are a good band.

If that's your thing.

:D

I'm going as a guy who lives in his mom's basement, is sexually confused and hates Alex Smith. Who am I?

Alex Smith?

Good guess, but no

My daughter convinced me to dress up as a pirate with her.

For a 2010 it sounds like it might still have some left of a BMW extended warranty? Obviously get this taken care of ASAP and it is a little troubling that the transmission is having those issues. Wouldn't surprise me if cost of replacing one of those is 10-15k.

I don't want to escalate it just yet, but if they BS me - we're going to see a huge annoyance to them from me.

I swear I would work my way up that food chain and notify every I know of the issue. If something were to happen to me that they left undone and I had it all documented, then we'd have a huge issue. I just don't want it to reach that point. I have faith they'll help me through it. But I really want a new transmission at this pt. I think that's reasonable. Or they bring my ass a 911 turbo.

They may be reasonable at take car of it without pushing much.

Also I have heard the carmax warranty is actually pretty good and surprisingly they will sell them on cars that are really expensive to fix. Might be able to get them to throw one in for your troubles.

This Halloween, I'm going as the strange reverie we've all felt at some point, where we come out of long bouts of thread reading expecting something new to have been said by someone in another thread... only to find a desolate ghost town.

You people with better things to do on October 31? blow me... yo.

TRIANGULATOR!

Well your parents were/are fine people

Are, you mother****er.

Tryin to cover my bases. Didn't know. :hmmm:

Yes you usually are, you cum guzzling prick.

A shitty sports reporter who's going absolutely nowhere in life.

You do seem that way.

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I went as a reflective yellow jacket.

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I went as the halfcocked but affable and genuinely charmed by all the made up kids middle aged man... and I handed out the primo stuff, peanut m&m's and snickers.

No bullshit peanut butter kisses from me, no Sir.

Managed to squirrel away a few (plenty) for myself for tomorrow though... hahaaa I win you little bastards!

I love Halloween because I always get all the Snickers. NOne of my kids like them and practically everyone gives them out. LMAO

I'm in love with the Reese's pumpkins. For some reason the pumpkins are my favorite in the line of Reese's peanut butter cups. It's like the perfect ratio of chocolate to peanut butter.

So nobody else is late night bullshitting tonight? The ****. I'm disappointed CP.

Hey I do more than carry my weight around here.

That you do. However, as soon as I'm all wired on Kit Kats and Milk Duds you're NOWHERE TO ****IN BE FOUND! I'll take that as I'm just a "dud" myself and go find a tall tall building to leap from nose first. :p

One time, I was listening to a conservative radio talk show, the Mark Levin show, which of course is a platform for Mark Levin to say the most reeruned things, call it intelligent conservatism, and take calls from 99% sycophants and 1% dissidents, who he mercilessly insults.

Back in 2008, he had this interview with Sarah Palin, and his interview was ALL softball questions. He was even coaching her ON AIR how to answer some of the questions.

So I'm like: why not, I'm good and drunk, how about I call in.

I've done it a few times, most notably with Hannity, who's calltakers are usually very polite and Hannity himself even gives you a fighting chance before he mutes you and twists your arguments. By conservative radio standards, it's a classy organization.

Not Levin's. Somebody answers "thanks for calling Mark Levin, are you an Obama supporter?"

I'm like... "yes."

They said what's your question.

I tell them Levin's interview with Palin sucked, might as well be an infomercial.

Halfway through my sentence, they say "hold please."

So I'm like WTF is going on?

Well I'm listening now to the feed of the radio show in my phone. Which means they are throwing me on the air as soon as they can.

I'm like... alright. Thanks for telling me, jacknuts.

10 minutes go by. Levin sucks Palin's dick, then cuts to commercial.

Then they come back from commercial, and he's like "Let's take a call from one of the drones." He says my name, from Springfield, Missouri.

I say hi, thanks for letting me on, I'm a fan, but--

Levin cuts in. "Is that so, eh? Let me play you some audio."

He plays a 30 second clip of Obama talking about judicial appointments and Hitler. I have absolutely no idea what the context is or what the hell he's even talking about.

Levin says "do you agree with what he said?"

I just go "yes."

Levin mutes me.

"THEN GO JUMP OFF A BUILDING. AND FLAP YOUR ARMS ON THE WAY DOWN."

Cuts to commercial. Hangs up on me.

Do you have an opinion on powdered gravy mix?

There are few things I'm more comfortable saying I have no opinion over.

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always a good choice. (not me)

That was one of the reasons I stopped listening to him. He would NEVER let the other side talk.

Stop buying cars from carmax.

We bought a 96 explorer in 2000 from carmax. Finally traded it in 3 years ago and 120 thousand miles later for an envoy again from there. The place has been good for us

You went as the dreaded Geno Cockgobbler. That should have definitely scared the kids.

Lawyers are usually good transmission mechanics.

Absolutely not, but

You seem nice.