Marry, ****, or kill
 

SNR
Count Zarth
Direckshun

Make your choice. And make it wisely.

Yeah, I don't like the choices

yech

You each have enough redeeming qualities to not want to kill, but not enough to want to ****.

Zarth seems like he would be the best homemaker, so I guess marry for him.

Marry SNR, we will have a long life full of laughter

Next choices are harder. Could go either way, but at least CZ will like being ****ed. Sorry shun.

You mother****ers.

I was at least counting on coffey to bang me.

I should have made this a poll.

Definitely kill Direckshun. Draftplanet sucks anyway.

Marry SNR because Madison sounds like a great place to live.

**** Clay with his chocolate peni dildos

Colin Kaepernick is usually given 2 plays to choose from. If he goes with the base play, he says "Roll roll roll".

If he audibles out of the base play to the alternate play, he says, "Kill, kill, kill!"

The 3 names above would merit "Kill, kill, kill!"

Question: Can rape be substituted for ****ing?

I just got done cleaning my bathroom!

I would kill Direckshun, CLEARLY.

SNR is definitely marriage material. Oh we would have so much fun.

I will **** myself.

Marry SNR - he likes the Royals
**** Count Zarth
Kill Direckshun.

Direckshun is a chubby chaser. I just know it.

We could turn it into a competition between you and CZ. He's got slim girlie figue. What are you bringing to the table?

Just like any other weekend?

Marry-Zarth
****-SNR
Kill-Direckshun (no offense)

Trust me you want to leave the polls to Rain Man.

Kill- black males
Marry- The DA
****- poor people

I marry SNR and Clay to each other, guaranteeing clay gets ****ed. Then I kill Direcshun

we would have a traditional klingon wedding

http://www.startrek.com/legacy_media...na/320X240.jpg

Marry snr

**** snr

Kill directions pussy

I've been wanting to **** Direckshun anyway.

**** yes, Par Mach'kai

There is a whoooole bunch a people in this thread murdering me.

You all will be regretting it once SNR packs on 50 pounds a decade down the road and starts emotionally neglecting you.

Marry Claytits
**** Direckshun
Kill SNR

STOP SUPPORTING RAPE CULTURE YOU SHIT Lord.!!

Better than being a bug chaser.

That's rich coming from someone who chooses to associate with anything related to San Francisco.

What the **** is a bug chaser?

http://blacksportsonline.com/home/wp...11/09/Dale.png

Probably referring to a man who ****s bar skanks on the reg.

Substitute "dudes" for "skanks" and "AIDs" with "bar" and you're right on track.

Marry SNR, **** Count Zarth, Kill Direkshun beacuse of his "OMG CUT PEOPLE" posts.

**** SNR, Marry Zarth, kill Direck.

Sorry Direck. Agree with much of your politics, but that's how it lined out based on the choice you provided.

That was pretty much how I spent 18-21 and I've never been called that...

Hmmmm....

Kill all 3 and get 3 better options?

Poor Direckshun.

Okay...after much thought....

I would....

Marry Direckshun. I tend to agree with most of his political views, and I find him entertaining.

**** Count Zarth. Everyone's been expecting it for year's anyway.

Kill SNR. Sorry, dude. Just process of elimination. It's the only option left.

SNR's sweet ass is getting wifed up. I couldn't imagine D Daddy chatting my dick off about roster management and rapping away at his keyboard at 4 AM every ****ing night.

Zarth would just be annoying so I'm making his ass squeal for a night.

Sorry, Direck.

Well played....

Marry Direckshun - Draft talk for days bitch! Plus who doesn't want a whore for a Mother in law?
**** SNR - I'd marry him but I'm afraid he'd just beat me.
Kill Clay - Meh.

Kill them all. I presume that is an option?

C

The only way to win is to not play the game at all

killing Clayton would be as good as sex
Marry Directshun, i guess
bend over SNR and then go away

CLAYTON WAS MY MATE

http://tng.trekcore.com/gallery/albu...reunion315.jpg

LMAO

More of these threads.

My favorite responses in this thread are the ones that provide little to no context or reasons for their choices. Those are the guys who just want it on record which dude they would choose to **** once, and which dude they would choose to **** many times.

The way I've always played MFK is that there is no ****ing involved when you select someone for marriage. If you want to **** that person, you have to put them down in the **** category.

In that case:

Marry SNR for sense of humor and guarantee of no sex.
**** Direkshun out of pity.
Kill Count Zarth out of pity.