Two Things Irking You Right Now
 

Itching from the hundred mosquito bites I got last night. Girl next to me at the bar wearing way too much perfume, damn near choking me.

What are your top two current complaints?

Yea. WTF with the mosquitoes this year?

We almost never get them here but with the recent rain it's a godamn infestation...

1)My literally reeruned cat Fanny, sweetest little female you'd ever want, she lives to love... but oh my is she a dumbass.

When I first got her it was an open litter box, after doing her business she would then proceed to scratch at the floor outside of the box instead of her litter. Now she has a covered litter box and what does she do? she scratches at the sides of the top cover instead of the litter... very loud, guaranteed to wake you up at 3 - 5 in the morning, which of course is when she always chooses to take a dump.

I will throw one of my pillows at her box once in a while when its really bugging me, she will promptly jump out and go lay down... FOR A MINUTE OR TWO... then jump right back in and continue not burying ANYTHING.

2) Medical bills, why is medical care so expensive? Just took out a loan for $2000 today to pay for a $4300 medical bill I had back before I had insurance. It was over a case of shingles at age 41 of all ****ing things... luckily the 2g's was a settlement figure we arrived at and not the full amount. But my goodness, one trip to the emergency room and a few doctors visits costs more than a killer vacation.

This episode of NCIS is not loading up on my slow connection and...well, that is all.

Number one with a bullet is the lack of good jobs in Indiana, which is keeping me here in Maryland.

Number two is that the Limoncello I have next to me here is so sweet, it's hard for me to drink more than one at a time. Fortunately, this is offset by the fact that I can just switch to whiskey, but it's still annoying.

Shingles is BAD business. I am sorry you had to go through that. My aunt had them and was on the verge of suicide. Too bad you have to keep paying for something terrible.

You throw your pillow at a cat shit box and then use it? Pink eye?

my first thought. well, after thinking i'd kill a ****ing cat.
i guess that's my two.
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Had a severe case all over the right side of my head, swollen up like a pumpkin on one side. It was so far into my right eye they were afraid I'd lose sight in it, they were afraid it'd gone so far that it'd get back into my brain and give me encephalitis, and all bets were off at that point.

Yeeesh, it was hell, even years later the skin on the right side of my head is extra sensitive.

Nah, Fanny's box is covered now, the pillow never gets in there... I dont throw it hard anyway, just enough to get her outta there.

:)

Holy shit. Hope you're good now...

1. The utter stupidity of the residents at the apartment complex i work at.

2.my vacation is still a week away
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1) bosses at work that care more about "empire building" and keeping their department relevant than they do about continuous improvement and advancement of the corporation as the whole

2) stupid people that just act as minions

If I were to dream up the kind of cookie cutter, totally average chick that gets all kinds of drooling around my neck of the woods, some chubby farmers daughter who thinks she's hot shit and very much acts like it... thats her.

"you dont own horses or a Harley? pshhh"

Missed nearly two months of work, it was some real crap... all good now, still have excellent sight in my right eye. They were surprised by that.

Wish I could find a decent job and get my career started. I've been working a shitty restaurant job for the longest time. Only workingg 20 hours a week and still saving hundreds every month. I can't wait to get this ball rolling and start making some real money but, at this point in time, I'm just not sure when I'll get that chance.

There are some other things but all extremely minor in comparison to the job situation. My life is relatively stress-free and for that I'm thankful.

My grandpa had shingles for over a year. It almost killed him. My mom had them before that on her head like Easy 6 and had the same issues he did.

Now that I'm 50, I'd like to get the shingles vaccine but it's unclear if the insurance will pay for it and I guess it's pretty expensive.

As for irksome things -

I have a son who is a sophomore in college and another that is a senior in high school, so we are doing the college application thing. Holy shit - this stuff is expensive. :eek:

just took a deer shit

canker sore under the tongue

1. why am I the only one at the office working my ass off?
2. why do I feel like I'm also doing 75% of the house work

#mylife****ingsucks

easy 6 will give you a cat.
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As part of the college looking thing, we are driving down to Palo Alto this weekend to visit Stanford. 1100 miles one way.

That's going to be fun. :rolleyes:

If your mom still has sensitivity issues, tell her to pin prick a liquid vitamin E capsule and rub it on the affected area.

Its not a cure all but really helps with the itchiness and sunlight sensitivity.

1. Chemistry and its time consuming labs.
2. My professor, for making me take an exam on these time consuming labs.

I'm not sure if she is or not but will mention it. Thanks.

LMAO want to sooo bad, but I just cant... she's such a lovey little thing.

Health care is pretty expensive. I got my first taste this past weekend.

Got a terrible case of, what turned out to be, tonsillitis. I wanted to let my body deal with it on its own but I had an important birthday dinner to attend and was unsure of whether it was strep or not. I ended up visiting a Centra Care, sans insurance, and the lady told me it'd be $209 just for the visit alone!

After seeing the doctor for about 6 minutes total and a strep test I walked out with a $385 bill. Gotta love it.

We have a covered box and one of my cats will sit in there and just scratch away at the side of the box and then leave everything uncovered. Supposedly if a cat doesn't cover his poo, it is a statement that he is the top cat but with him, I think he's just dumb.

So glad to hear I'm not alone with this.

Yeah, sounds like we both just have really stupid cats.

"I got what I deserve I'm reaping what I sow!!!"

My dog somehow jammed the cabinet door open and ate ALL of the trash that includes raw meat, hard plastic and banana peels.

I'm furious

Go Dogs!

The bleeding hearts in America trying to put a disclaimer on Tom and Jerry because of their use of black face and having a heavy set woman named mammy on it.

At a big conference put on by Emerson, busting rhymes and dropping dimes on their local business partner Experitec.

Going to agree here.

When Tracy Morgan played Aunt Jemimahs drunk husband, that shit was FUNNY, it simultaneously recognized and parodied views on black culture, no one was threatening to sue over it because it rang of truth to both sides, and more importantly... it was funny.

From Archie Bunker 30 years ago to SNL 10 years ago, we need to be able to take irreverent looks at current culture without being scared of every little feeling we hurt.

The Chiefs sucking and the Chargers kicking ass.

Lots of first world problems...good thing.
Just got home, have updated gripes:
-New car seats adjust strangely
-cigarettes aren't good when they've been refrigerated

I had that shit a couple years ago... Miserable

A cat?

1. Bronco Fans

2. Bronco fans who live in Snotsdale.

:D

My life is pretty good. I guess my two biggest irks are not hearing from a client that I worked hard to court, and a minor knee problem that's putting this weekend's race in jeopardy.

We had quite a few Broncos fans around here in NE WA a couple of years ago but they all seem to have turned into Seahawks fans. :hmmm:

The fact that I didn't go out and do anything last night to get mosquito bites and the fact that I didn't go out and do anything tonight that would make it possible to smell a woman's perfume.

It's all pink on the inside :)
Hate you too...

Definetely first world problems. Congrats...

I could see that up there, especially near the Spokane/Idaho side.

I see this guy multiple times a week at the gym since we seem to both lift at the same time. The only time I ever saw him wear Donks gear was the week of the Super Bowl. He never wore it before and he's never worn it after. ROFL

Yet you have the option when the time is right. Keep doing right and right will do you...

People who call it Soda.

It was amazing for a while. The Spokane station showed the Broncos every time they could for a couple of years and you would see gear all over.

It's all Seahawks now, though.

Or Coke

I see what you did there

No Glenlivet 18 in the house

We are the chiefs

Really like this response, you have a poetic heart.

I did neither myself, and feel lesser for it... Diddy knows the deal.

Diddy stays the course...

Jesus Christ man! Fix that first one!
(Can't help with second)

My bowl is dirty and my bra is still on.

**** this shit.

Undo. Out through the shoulder of your top.
Scrape or boil depending on your ambition and leeway to stink up the place...
Profit.

I might change one of my irks to the general existence of bras.

Ran it under almost boiling water. It's pretty again!

But now I'm delaying loading it to type this message to you which is really funny to me because you're a dude on the internet and I really love weed.

They're helpful in their own way. Boobs never cradled would kick rocks before 30. Even without kids. However, after kids and 40, they're pretty much going to do whatever they're going to do and I think we should be socially allowed to do without them anymore.

Do your thing chicken wing.
Kind green sweet mean...
Important thing here is that the girls are freed.

Ending up not having a job after taking a job that was suppose to be what I needed to make good money.

Bills don't care I took a chance for a better paying job that didn't work out.

Bob Sutton and Alex Smith

Jamal Charles 15 touches

Knile Davis 2 touches

kids never go to bed when we ask them to.

Kids never wake up when we tell them to.

I don't think it's super spendy.....maybe a hundo.

Do it man....my aunt got sick.....then got hit by shingles while her immune system was low...

Horrible.

1) every other tv commercial is a political ad.
2) every other post on CP is either 505Chief or Reerun_KC

Boobs are a treasure that should be cherished. They should be cared for and revered.

1) I woke up with a raging boner
2) I am at work with a raging boner

This should have been taken care of. Who takes antihistamines at 4 in the morning?
Dam her.

So terrible. I've never seen them like this in AZ before.

1. Having nightmares about Nelson Cruz

2. Indian food

1) Dorsey.
2) ****ing ghetto ass neighborhood kids that think every yard not theirs is a ****ing playground...

I'm entering a slump in the sex life, it's been a few years since that has happened.

Work sucks right now, it's slow and my machine that I work on has been down most of the week.

My sales rep who needs to kick it into gear.

Insurance premiums and end of the year taxes.

1. Alex Smith

2. Alex Smith's contract extension.

Rubbing alcohol and salt is much easier and faster.

For a small pipe, put it in a quart baggie and then add salt and rubbing alcohol. Shake it up resin is no longer attached to the pipe.

For larger pieces, fill the piece with rubbing alcohol and salt. Plug holes (heh heh), and then shake until resin is no longer attached.

1) Bronco fans breathing

2) Raider fans breathing

1) The fact that my wife used my car last night and left zero gas in it.

2) The price of groceries.

Do you live in my house?

After reading these replies.....I got none

Fleetwood Mac sounds horrible this morning and they... are sure getting older.

I must be too.