What do you put on a hot dog?
 

If you say ketchup, you are a rube.

For me, it has to be a simple combination of chili and nacho cheese. Yes?

Depends. If i make them at home, i wrap them in Bacon before putting it on the grill, then top it with diced tomatos and onions and some mayo.

If i go pick up a hot dog for lunch, i put Mayo, Mustard, BBQ sauce & relish.

I was going to say 'anyone who has pretenses about what manner of topping a tube of highly processed animal assholes should have is a rube."

I don't eat hot dogs. There are far tastier ways to spend those calories.

That's such a rube thing to say.

Chili, sharp cheddar cheese, and bacon.

Two questions: Is there a better brand than Nathan's? Anybody got a good recipe for chili sauce?

I'm cool with that. I"m not eating a processed tube of asshole.

Mustard(regular, dijon, spicy, etc.) and raw white onion.

Chili, onions, cheddar.

Or, spicy mustard and onions.

Kraut or onions, relish, horseradish sauce, mustard, mayo

How many hot dogs did the OP get shoved up his ass for getting D's on his report card?

I only put mustard but I'll add some kraut if it's a bratwurst.

Stop buying cheap hot dogs.

I was raised in foster care. I've never had any form of processed meat in or around my sphincter.

Mustard, relish, onion, jalepino slices and cheese. In a rush I can go just dog and turd.

I like them Chicago Style.

http://www.hotdogchicagostyle.com/up...ef_graphic.jpg

Nothing. No ketchup, no relish, no anything.

I eat everything, plain. I eat my ribs with out sauce, although I do like a good rub. I get my hamburgers with nothing on it except bacon. No mustard etc. No Mayonnaise.

Yet I like to but syrup on my eggs, and I like to dip chicken nuggets or strips in honey

Listen to this little punk brag about his rich upbringing. "Oh, I only got sodomized by Boar's Head deli products." Well la-de-****in'-da, Little Lord Fauntleroy.

It was actually kosher meat.

Hebrew National?

http://i.imgur.com/VmLLheg.jpg

I've never met anyone with the same "plain" taste as I have when it comes to condiments. My entire family thinks I'm weird for eating hamburgers and hotdogs plain. I also dip chicken nuggets in honey on the rare occasions that I eat chicken nuggets.

The level of animal asshole is minimal and within safety standards. :harumph:

Ketchup chopped onions spicy mustard

And obviously no commas.

While we're on the topic, has anyone else noticed that the hotdogs at Arrowhead are much better than the ones at Kaufman? They are also bigger and I think cost pretty much the same.

one strip of mustard
one strip of ketchup

Ketchup, mustard, relish

Chicago style, no tomatoes, extra sport peppers and celery salt

Similarly, the popcorn at Arrowhead is literally the best I've ever had at any stadium. The popcorn at the Edward Jones Dome is 2 dollars more expensive and tastes like a really long thumbnail that you chew off during a boring lecture or seminar.

Clark spares no expense when it comes to assholes. Case in point Pioli and Haley.

Chicago style, by the way: mustard, pickle spear, relish, onions, sport peppers, tomatoes, celery salt

On the rare occasion that I eat a hotdog, just ketchup.

Come at me bra!

Hungover; Sonic Chili Cheese Foot Long Coney

Edit: With tots.

RUBE!!!

Chicago or Sonoran is really the only way I'll eat a hotdog anymore.

Mustard, relish...that's it.

This.

Though I'm not averse to a number of things on a hot dog, so long as the toppings are coordinated [ie, no sauerkraut and relish together].

Ketchup

Ketchup is the Geno Smith of condiments.

Wow, I feel like I belong. I'm getting kinda misty about that.

I don't even dip chicken nuggets or put any sauce on wings though. I've even skipped spaghetti sauce at times.

So, yeah, nothing is my answer.

Lips and assholes. Yum!

I always eat spaghetti without sauce. Salt and pepper and just a touch of Italian dressing. If I wanted tomato sauce all over my pasta, I'd make lasagna.

Seems awful. Just a pile of salty carbs.

I refused to eat hot dogs when I was four years old, and I refuse to eat them now. Nasty-tasting things.

Not all of us have a fat nerd inside of us just waiting to bust out. Carbs are fine as long as you don't over consume them and exercise.

Nobody.......I mean nobody puts catchup on a hotdog

/Harry Callahan

If I'm feeling crazy, I'll put some KC Masterpiece on that dawg.

Versatile and can make other things better around it?

Messy, overrated, and not a game changer.

JK, I actually love ketchup.

Only time i eat them is if they are at a kids bday party. usually they are wrapped in bacon and or have chilli and cheese there.

Game changer, maybe not. But it'll surely get the job done on most entrees. Not overrated though. It is, what it is. And it's light years above Mustard.

Pry open your wallet and go get some from a real butcher shop and then get back to me.

And I think I've made my feelings about ketchup clear already.

Here's the perfect hot dog...bacon wrapped, battered and deep fried with mustard and onion.

http://oi57.tinypic.com/312xuz7.jpg

Looks like a cock. No thanks.

...you may want to make an appointment with your urologist.

French's Mustard, diced onions, and jalapenos. Everytime with no variation.

Actually, kraut is the ONE exception. Sometimes I just want some kraut on my dog. Mustard is never negotiable.

ROFL This guy is pretty funny.

I love me some kraut. Mustard Is ok, ketchup too, but **** raw onions, **** them all to hell.
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BEEN STANDIN AROUND SUCKIN ON MY BIG OLE' CHILI DOG!

I can eat raw onion like people eat apples.

Sweet baby rays, onions, shredded cheese, chili

If none of that is available, ketchup and mustard it is.

I have never done bbq sauce on a dog, but I do like chili cheese dogs, it's just been 2 decades since I've had one. I may have to try that sometime...

If it's a shitty .99 cent package of hot dogs, mustard and ketchup. If it's something decent, onion, mustard, kraut.

I can't even eat those. If it's not 100% beef, I just can't...

I'd rather not. I eat big people food now.

Ketchup and mustard.

You ****ing heathens.

Ketchup and mustard together is what I've always imagined reeruned would taste like if reeruned indeed had a taste. :fire:

Well then....reeruned tastes ****ing delicious.

I really like chili dogs the best but if I just have a regular dog I just put some mustard on it.

LMAO

You seem nice.

Since I eat them without a bun, I just dip them in a little mustard. I pretty much only like them grilled, though, so don't eat them very often.

Everything. Every condiment in my kitchen goes on the hot dog. Not simultaneously, but everything.