Originally Posted by dolphinron (Post 1065167956)

Tannehill lookis more confused then a hobo in a house arrest.

Originally Posted by dolphinron (Post 1065167995)

Tannehill looks more confused then a chameleon in a bag of skittles.

Originally Posted by JTC111 (Post 1065168129)

They kicked us right in the vulva ...AT HOME.

Originally Posted by dolphinron (Post 1065168100)

Tannehill is gonna come back out for another play.
He is gonna look more confused then a blind lesbian in a fish market.

Originally Posted by TheJetsBlow (Post 1065167967)

Go **** yourself Tannehill

Originally Posted by JTC111 (Post 1065168000)

I don't think we're as good as the Browns.

Originally Posted by z926538 (Post 1065168015)

Let's look on the bright side. We didn't lose 56-14. We now know Tannehill isn't the answer at QB. We don't have to wait until week 16 to know there will be no playoffs this year. There is always a bright side.

Originally Posted by SCall13 (Post 1065168730)

I've been a Dolphins fan, literally, my entire life. I've always been a glass half full fan. But not now. I've grown tired of this mess that we've been fielding since Shula left. It's a disaster and extremely discouraging. We lost AT HOME to a Che ifs team that we are better than - on paper. What's worse is that they were without seven starters. SEVEEN. That is almost 1/3 of their starters (counting both sides of the ball). LMAO! That is embarrassing.

Originally Posted by JTC111 (Post 1065168145)

I'm ready to clean house.
In truth, I wanted us to clean house last year.

Originally Posted by BGtoKNfor6 (Post 1065168173)

As bad as Tannehill is, the wideouts are garbage and the defense other than the line flat out blows. Then add into the fact that captain moron didn't put any quality depth on this team at the linebacker position before he was canned and this is what you get.

Originally Posted by Dolphins7273 (Post 1065168179)

Where are the Tannehill supporters? They're comforting Jeff Ireland by rubbing his freckly ballsack.

Originally Posted by insomnia411 (Post 1065168606)

Lol you just have to laugh. You're right, Iv'e really never heard of a team dominating the turnover ratio/ possession battle the way we did, and still get their ass kicked in a game. This team finds new and exciting ways to break my heart every year. It's unbelievable.

Originally Posted by Da Phinishisher (Post 1065168627)

This team has been losing this way for over a decade. This is Miami Dolphins football. Tannehill isn't helping his case but don't people know there is another Tannehill caliber QB that Miami is sure to replace him with?

The Dolphins will be like this for awhile, better just get used to it.

Originally Posted by dolphinheel (Post 1065168333)

Philbin is dead man walking. Total collapse in every phase of the game. The players have quit on Philbin and you know what that means. Philbin is done and Mr. Ross has once again proved he is in over his head. Let the bloodbath begin. This is devastating for a fan since 1966. Ugh.

Originally Posted by TheJetsBlow (Post 1065168340)

I was wrong. Tannehill ****ing blows. Also, Philbin is a ****ing weak-ass bitch of a coach.

Originally Posted by EmperorPhin (Post 1065168638)

After we get destroyed by winless Oakland the savior Matt Moore will once again take the reins from another hapless qb bust

Originally Posted by D0lphan72 (Post 1065168021)

I want this season to end. Have a horrible record and get mariota so we can have a quarterback who can throw the ball

Originally Posted by Molitoth (Post 10937318)

Replace Ryan Tannehill with Alex Smith and you have chiefs planet.

Originally Posted by Count Zarth (Post 10937375)

Think about the kind of people that live in Miami.

Cholo thugs, illegal cubans and retirees.

I bet they're all ****ing miserable.

There's probably some 76-year old guy on that forum. His wife is in an iron lung, his dick doesn't work, his retirement fund is slowly vanishing and his team just got shitbeat by the ****ing Chiefs.

Originally Posted by Count Zarth (Post 10937375)

There's probably some 76-year old guy on that forum. His wife is in an iron lung, his dick doesn't work, his retirement fund is slowly vanishing and his team just got shitbeat by the ****ing Chiefs.

Originally Posted by Molitoth (Post 10937318)

Replace Ryan Tannehill with Alex Smith and you have chiefs planet.

Originally Posted by GloryDayz (Post 10937384)

ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

That's pretty-much all of Florida in a nutshell....

Add heat and humidity to any situation and it's made all the worse. In Fla. you get a lot of "worse"!

Originally Posted by Saccopoo (Post 10937337)

Man, I hope that they have a worse record than us so they can draft Mariotta so we don't get the chance.

Originally Posted by beach tribe (Post 10937395)

EXACTLY.

But... Replace The Teal with Red and you've got the Chiefs.

Originally Posted by Count Zarth (Post 10937361)

As bad as we are, they have one playoff appearance in 14 years.

Originally Posted by beach tribe (Post 10937407)

Look, I love KC, but to say FL, much less South FL, is miserable in comparison, is EXTREMELY funny.

Winter here is the best weather I have ever seen.
And I have traveled the world over.

Originally Posted by Fairplay (Post 10937412)

would you bet on them our us to make the playoffs next?

Originally Posted by Count Zarth (Post 10937375)

Think about the kind of people that live in Miami.

Cholo thugs, illegal cubans and retirees.

I bet they're all ****ing miserable.

There's probably some 76-year old guy on that forum. His wife is in an iron lung, his dick doesn't work, his retirement fund is slowly vanishing and his team just got shitbeat by the ****ing Chiefs.

Originally Posted by BryanBusby (Post 10937420)

More like, "meh lets go surf lol"

Originally Posted by Fairplay (Post 10937417)

I would love to live there actually.

Originally Posted by Molitoth (Post 10937318)

Replace Ryan Tannehill with Alex Smith and you have Count Zarth.

Originally Posted by Count Zarth (Post 10937424)

You're a Dolphins fan. You're surfing. You think "man we have one playoff appearance in 14 ****ing years!"

That is the last thought in your head before you see this:

http://www.motherjones.com/files/blog_shark.jpg

Originally Posted by beach tribe (Post 10937407)

Look, I love KC, but to say FL, much less South FL, is miserable in comparison, is EXTREMELY funny.

Winter here is the best weather I have ever seen.
And I have traveled the world over.

Originally Posted by TribalElder (Post 10932912)

Originally Posted by GloryDayz (Post 10937439)

Me too, and every time I've lived in heat and humidity I've found grumpy people. On the flip side I've found cooler climates make for happier people (in general). Compare Central America to any of the Norwegian countries and there's just not argument...

But I get it, if you don't have a coat, you might like wintering in Fla... Then there's the summer.....sweaty balls, grumpy people, and tinea versicolor... No thanks, had my fill of that shit!

Originally Posted by GloryDayz (Post 10937439)

Me too, and every time I've lived in heat and humidity I've found grumpy people. On the flip side I've found cooler climates make for happier people (in general). Compare Central America to any of the Norwegian countries and there's just not argument...

But I get it, if you don't have a coat, you might like wintering in Fla... Then there's the summer.....sweaty balls, grumpy people, and tinea versicolor... No thanks, had my fill of that shit!

Originally Posted by beach tribe (Post 10937451)

Compare anywhere to Norwegians, or the Swiss, or people from the Netherlands. Those people are just nice.

Actually there was a study done that suggested that warmer climates create friendlier laid back environments.

Those grumpy **** heads you ran into.....were from New York.

Originally Posted by beach tribe (Post 10937465)

And yeah, let's compare 3rd world countries to NORWAY and see who is happier. LOL.

Originally Posted by Fairplay (Post 10937417)

I would love to live there actually.

Originally Posted by Count Zarth (Post 10937375)

Think about the kind of people that live in Miami.

Cholo thugs, illegal cubans and retirees.

I bet they're all ****ing miserable.

There's probably some 76-year old guy on that forum. His wife is in an iron lung, his dick doesn't work, his retirement fund is slowly vanishing and his team just got shitbeat by the ****ing Chiefs.

Originally Posted by Count Zarth (Post 10937375)

Think about the kind of people that live in Miami.

Cholo thugs, illegal cubans and retirees.

Originally Posted by GloryDayz (Post 10937472)

The heat makes them 3rd world!

Originally Posted by Count Zarth (Post 10937375)

Think about the kind of people that live in Miami.

Cholo thugs, illegal cubans and retirees.

I bet they're all ****ing miserable.

There's probably some 76-year old guy on that forum. His wife is in an iron lung, his dick doesn't work, his retirement fund is slowly vanishing and his team just got shitbeat by the ****ing Chiefs.

Originally Posted by 9er guy (Post 10937482)

You forgot Jews. Tons of Jews.

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 10937492)

What's a Jews favorite wine?





I WANNA GO TO MIAMI!!!

Originally Posted by beach tribe (Post 10937475)

And for the Record....I think Miami is a shit hole.

I'm talkin' about South FL as a whole.

Originally Posted by beach tribe (Post 10937484)

LMAO Touche'

I don't want to piss anyone off, but are there any 3rd world countries with a white indigenous population?
Just Curious.

Originally Posted by GloryDayz (Post 10937499)

California...

Originally Posted by Count Zarth (Post 10937375)

Think about the kind of people that live in Miami.

Cholo thugs, illegal cubans and retirees.

I bet they're all ****ing miserable.

There's probably some 76-year old guy on that forum. His wife is in an iron lung, his dick doesn't work, his retirement fund is slowly vanishing and his team just got shitbeat by the ****ing Chiefs.

Originally Posted by GloryDayz (Post 10937384)

ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

That's pretty-much all of Florida in a nutshell....

Add heat and humidity to any situation and it's made all the worse. In Fla. you get a lot of "worse"!

Originally Posted by Dallas Chief (Post 10937505)

Clay- Did you get the boot from FINHEAVEN today? if so... :toast:

Originally Posted by GloryDayz (Post 10937495)

Yes, Miami is a shit hole. If I'm ever moved there, it'll be the north gulf for me. The Navy did I fine job of teaching me to dive there, so I guess if I had to move there, that'd be it..

Originally Posted by Baby Lee (Post 10937512)

That doesn't BEGIN to encapsulate the oddity that is Florida. Didn't even begin to cover the horrors of the panhandle.

'Germany or Florida' isn't a game about the oddest criminal stories in the news for nothing.

Originally Posted by GloryDayz (Post 10937499)

California...

Originally Posted by Mr_Tomahawk (Post 10937531)

@B_Albert71: Man even though we didn't win... I'm blessed beyond belief...I come from nothing to something.... God… http://t.co/OXEIHroRJy

Originally Posted by Mr_Tomahawk (Post 10937531)

@B_Albert71: Man even though we didn't win... I'm blessed beyond belief...I come from nothing to something.... God… http://t.co/OXEIHroRJy

Originally Posted by Count Zarth (Post 10937539)

LMAO

I bet Fat Albert is living like a king down there.

I kinda feel bad for him now because he's got another 5 years and probably no playoff games.

Originally Posted by beach tribe (Post 10937519)

I lived in the Pensacola for years. We called it LA (Lower Alabama)

If you are a beach person like me, though, it can be heaven.

BEAUTIFUL stretch of beach from there to Destin.

Easily accessible areas where you are the only one on it for miles. I have banged em' on the beach @ 2pm on a tues with not a soul in sight.

That does not happen down here.

Originally Posted by GloryDayz (Post 10937543)

LOL, an engineer who works for me is moving to Destin when he retires next year. He was going to move to the Atlantic side but I got them to take vacations to both Tampa and Destin, and they just bought their place in Destin two months ago.

He'll be fine, but I still think he's nuts. It was close to PC, and from what I remembered, it was about as un-Florida as I ever found.

Originally Posted by beach tribe (Post 10937563)

Dude Destin is beautiful. It is totally un-Florida as far as crazy people.

Not over populated at all. Would be great for kids.

If I had the dough I'd buy a 2nd house in Navarre. Right Now.

You cannot **** with this.
http://i254.photobucket.com/albums/h...psaf4ff26f.jpg
http://i254.photobucket.com/albums/h...ps971da40f.jpg
http://i254.photobucket.com/albums/h...psb9dfcc79.jpg
http://i254.photobucket.com/albums/h...psbce60d69.jpg

Originally Posted by Count Zarth (Post 10937517)

No, I post there a few times a year when the Chiefs are involved in their business. I've actually been registered there since 05.

Originally Posted by GloryDayz (Post 10937595)

OK, it's cool there, but it's not Oslo cool....

Originally Posted by GloryDayz (Post 10937439)

But I get it, if you don't have a coat, you might like wintering in Fla... Then there's the summer.....sweaty balls, grumpy people, and tinea versicolor... No thanks, had my fill of that shit!

Originally Posted by Count Zarth (Post 10937375)

Think about the kind of people that live in Miami.

Cholo thugs, illegal cubans and retirees.

I bet they're all ****ing miserable.

There's probably some 76-year old guy on that forum. His wife is in an iron lung, his dick doesn't work, his retirement fund is slowly vanishing and his team just got shitbeat by the ****ing Chiefs.

Originally Posted by beach tribe (Post 10937629)

No, it's not.
http://i254.photobucket.com/albums/h...ps399aa015.jpg

Originally Posted by KCChiefsFan88 (Post 10937650)

Miami in the summer is not that much worse than a typical Kansas City summer…

Originally Posted by Count Zarth (Post 10937665)

I call bullshit. It was in the 70s in June in KC this year.

Originally Posted by KCChiefsFan88 (Post 10937650)

Miami in the summer is not that much worse than a typical Kansas City summer… actually the temps. don't usually get as high in Miami as they do in KC and you can usually expect a brief afternoon thunderstorm to cool things down.

And of course in January it is 70 degrees and no polar vortex.

Originally Posted by GloryDayz (Post 10937663)

Actually, that IS perfect....

Originally Posted by beach tribe (Post 10937668)

Originally Posted by beach tribe (Post 10937668)

Originally Posted by GloryDayz (Post 10937673)

Anything above 65 is too dam hot.... And yeah, it's too hot here too...

Originally Posted by beach tribe (Post 10937679)

A LOW OF 35??? IN SEPTEMBER???

You MFers can HAVE IT.


http://i254.photobucket.com/albums/h...ps1f45a0fd.jpg

Originally Posted by Count Zarth (Post 10937684)

It's 63 in KC right now, and it will barely hit 80 degrees all week. The high is 74 tomorrow.

Suck me.