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Simply Red 09-07-2014 04:53 PM
-- Real-Time double Big-Mac thread (secret menu item) -
 
It started with the shocking look of the front end clerk.

Then - after 3 minutes of sorting over exactly what it was I wanted- we've got a total.

Progress -

http://i57.tinypic.com/5as85k.jpg



The Latino women / cook - indicated in Spanish that I MUST be hungry - per the front-end clerk's translation to English.


So the order is filled. It's bagged and I take it home.

http://i58.tinypic.com/alrmg6.jpg



It's time to check to make sure they got the four patty and two cheese part correct.

http://i57.tinypic.com/16b0w1z.jpg



Close up - after patty adjustment and front-end alignment.

http://i62.tinypic.com/2rmxtzq.jpg






Critical salt - they hardy look seasoned.


http://i59.tinypic.com/33o1c94.jpg

http://i58.tinypic.com/szy55j.jpg





First bite - Amazing - the chemistry wasn't lost due to the extra secret items! :clap:

http://i58.tinypic.com/2llhs9l.jpg


an escapee

http://i58.tinypic.com/11bpyfn.jpg





Good and all - but moar diebeetus, please. :evil:

http://i60.tinypic.com/20shfu1.jpg

http://i60.tinypic.com/2j4orwy.jpg





Mac-sauce Jizzed face mirrored selfie - and new body, This will be my only meal today. No fries, BTW.

http://i58.tinypic.com/14w3vr4.jpg









Oh yeah.

**** you Chunt.

http://i61.tinypic.com/mkdb7t.jpg


.... Discus

Deberg_1990 09-07-2014 04:56 PM
Your hot dude!


Why can't you pull more tail?

BlackHelicopters 09-07-2014 04:57 PM
Adventure

cmh6476 09-07-2014 04:58 PM
don't we get buy one get one free big macs tomorrow?

Simply Red 09-07-2014 04:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Deberg_1990 (Post 10890950)
Your hot dude!


Why can't you pull more tail?
you seem very nice

Katipan 09-07-2014 04:59 PM
Give me one night in that bathroom. It needs accessories. And lots of different shampoo bottles.

Bob Dole 09-07-2014 04:59 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Deberg_1990 (Post 10890950)
Your hot dude!


Why can't you pull more tail?
You seem nice.

Scorp 09-07-2014 05:04 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 10890970)
Give me one night in that bathroom.
Wow, never thought you would be a bathroom type chick. I'm not judging because to each his or her own.:thumb:

Hammock Parties 09-07-2014 05:05 PM
holy shit the selfie LMAO

http://blogs.dallasobserver.com/city...hasselhoff.jpg

Scorp 09-07-2014 05:08 PM
pic saved for future fun

Katipan 09-07-2014 05:08 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Scorp (Post 10891005)
Wow, never thought you would be a bathroom type chick. I'm not judging because to each his or her own.:thumb:
Now I know you're just being cute but let's look at this logically. Do I really strike you as a feather bed, roses, Kenny G kind of girl? Get in, get out, get hosed off, get high, get on with my day.

No blumpkins unless you first.

New World Order 09-07-2014 05:16 PM
How much extra was it?

Simply Red 09-07-2014 05:17 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by New World Order (Post 10891052)
How much extra was it?
I believe it was $6.08

Simply Red 09-07-2014 05:18 PM
I already had the Dasani in stock, here.

Bufkin 09-07-2014 05:20 PM
The people I must meet before dying:

1. Dave Chappelle
2. Howard Stern
3. Simply Red
4. Perez Hilton

Gadzooks 09-07-2014 05:20 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 10891058)
I believe it was $6.08
Are you taking some form of steroids?

Rausch 09-07-2014 05:23 PM
I was totally not expecting SR to look like a normal person.

We agree on way too much $#it for him to be a normal person...

Simply Red 09-07-2014 05:23 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gadzooks (Post 10891073)
Are you taking some form of steroids?
ha ha - obviously not. :)

Katipan 09-07-2014 05:23 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by New World Order (Post 10891052)
How much extra was it?
$2.34 ish with the tax. 7%? **** math.

Rausch 09-07-2014 05:24 PM
In fact he resembles our best Canadian fan who does stunt/double work.

Simply Red 09-07-2014 05:37 PM
I feel bloated

Simply Red 09-07-2014 05:39 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 10891024)

No blumpkins unless you first.


ROFL

Saulbadguy 09-07-2014 06:04 PM
What a stud!

Simply Red 09-07-2014 06:05 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Saulbadguy (Post 10891241)
What a stud!
Did you go to the game Saul?

vailpass 09-07-2014 06:06 PM
Prayers sent for your commode...

Saulbadguy 09-07-2014 06:07 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 10891247)
Did you go to the game Saul?
Yes, it was awful.

mlyonsd 09-07-2014 06:08 PM
I pray your colon and sphincter can handle that better than our OL. Godspeed.

L.A. Chieffan 09-07-2014 06:13 PM
WHERE did you get that overnight bag?

NewChief 09-07-2014 06:33 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Deberg_1990 (Post 10890950)
Your hot dude!


Why can't you pull more tail?
Weak chin.

Simply Red 09-07-2014 06:42 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Saulbadguy (Post 10891258)
Yes, it was awful.
:(

Yeah sorry man, it'll pass - But yes - it especially sucks when you invest time and money for that sort of absence - I know how you feel.

Bob Dole 09-07-2014 07:14 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Count Zarth (Post 10891007)
Hasselhoff FTW!

Donger 09-07-2014 07:37 PM
Comfort food shouldn't make you regret it a few hours later. I feel for your anus.

On the other hand, you are one sexy man. My man-crush deepens...

Eleazar 09-07-2014 07:43 PM
That does not look appetizing.

Simply Red 09-07-2014 08:03 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cochise (Post 10891711)
That does not look appetizing.



ROFL

Simply Red 09-07-2014 08:05 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Donger (Post 10891671)
Comfort food shouldn't make you regret it a few hours later. I feel for your anus.

On the other hand, you are one sexy man. My man-crush deepens...
I never knew one could double up on a mac - Until you'd disclosed it approximately 20 days ago or so. Thanks again. I get the big-mac craving from time to time and generally give in. It and fries are pretty much all McDonald's ever did correct. Although the big mac was certainly better in the past. The funny combo they offer on the mac is pretty darned good together. Honestly though, my stomach hurts a little right now.

Simply Red 09-07-2014 08:08 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cochise (Post 10891711)
That does not look appetizing.
If you were starving - You'd plow it, trust me.

Fire Me Boy! 09-07-2014 08:17 PM
SR... McDonalds? For god's sake man, come to Montgomery and I'll make you some real food.

Simply Red 09-07-2014 08:25 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fried Meat Ball! (Post 10891886)
SR... McDonalds? For god's sake man, come to Montgomery and I'll make you some real food.
It's a guilty pleasure since my childhood. Only the Big Mac or QPC (I guess sometimes) - it happens about once per govt' fiscal qtr.

Gonzo 09-07-2014 10:19 PM
It's confirmed. I have a bromance target.

Simply Red 09-07-2014 10:51 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by cmh6476 (Post 10890964)
don't we get buy one get one free big macs tomorrow?
How? or why i guess?

srvy 09-07-2014 10:55 PM
Mac's for Sacks. If the chiefs get a sack in a game the following day its buy one get one free.

Simply Red 09-07-2014 10:59 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by srvy (Post 10892669)
Mac's for Sacks. If the chiefs get a sack in a game the following day its buy one get one free.
That's a great buy. Disgusting gut-bomb. I always regret the McDonald's visit a little bit later.

Katipan 09-07-2014 11:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 10892679)
That's a great buy. Disgusting gut-bomb. I always regret the McDonald's visit a little bit later.
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cosmo20002 09-07-2014 11:07 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 10890939)
I'm surprised to see this is your bathroom. I would have expected something much fancier.

Reminds me of that Seinfeld where they show Mr. Peterman at home and it's just a regular old ho-hum apartment.

This is quite a revelation.

Gonzo 09-07-2014 11:13 PM
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This is SR's nippy-nip.

Gonzo 09-07-2014 11:15 PM
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Katipan 09-07-2014 11:15 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gonzo (Post 10892706)
This is SR's nippy-nip.
You're such a man. Obsessed with tits. The real beauty is the V.

ThaVirus 09-07-2014 11:17 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 10890939)
You seem nice.

Simply Red 09-08-2014 06:59 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by cosmo20002 (Post 10892698)
I'm surprised to see this is your bathroom. I would have expected something much fancier.

Reminds me of that Seinfeld where they show Mr. Peterman at home and it's just a regular old ho-hum apartment.

This is quite a revelation.
My bathroom was a mess - It's generally neater. Oh well - picture partial fail.

Simply Red 09-08-2014 06:59 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 10892686)
.
just.

say.

no.

Simply Red 12-05-2014 08:54 PM
I almost pulled this off again tonight - but I couldn't finish it - though it came from the same location as OP - it wasn't nearly as fresh - Honestly the 4 patty thing is too much dead flesh, and frankly grosses me out a little.

My next Big Mac craving - will simply be extra cheese.

seclark 12-05-2014 09:07 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 11168757)
I almost pulled this off again tonight - but I couldn't finish it - though it came from the same location as OP - it wasn't nearly as fresh - Honestly the 4 patty thing is too much dead flesh, and frankly grosses me out a little.

My next Big Mac craving - will simply be extra cheese.
first time i saw the thread. don't care what's on the sammie, or the nip shot, but damn red...do you chew on those thumbnails, or cut them that frickin short?

hurts me to look at them.

thanks again for the driving tips in your neighborhood. got lost anyway.
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Simply Red 12-05-2014 10:57 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by seclark (Post 11168782)
first time i saw the thread. don't care what's on the sammie, or the nip shot, but damn red...do you chew on those thumbnails, or cut them that frickin short?

hurts me to look at them.

thanks again for the driving tips in your neighborhood. got lost anyway.
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No I don't bite my nails and I just realized there is a little dirt in there - that must had been a day I worked in the warehouse - I'm very well kept sclark.

Baby Lee 12-05-2014 11:16 PM
McDouble, no ketchup. Add special sauce and reconstituted onion. Dollar menu Big Mac FTW!!

Simply Red 12-05-2014 11:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Baby Lee (Post 11169050)
McDouble, no ketchup. Add special sauce and reconstituted onion. Dollar menu Big Mac FTW!!
yes of course - The Ghetto Big Mac. I think there's a youtube video where they do that.

Simply Red 02-05-2015 07:12 PM
Anyone had the QPC deluxe? I have to admit - SOLID! solid for shitty McDonalds.

Hammock Parties 02-05-2015 07:15 PM
Man, stop eating at McDonalds.

At least go to Five Guys.

Simply Red 02-05-2015 07:18 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Numbah One (Post 11312679)
Man, stop eating at McDonalds.

At least go to Five Guys.
yeah, I don't eat ANY of it very often at all. There's a fiveguys about a block away from me however I l did enjoy the QPC deluxe in honor of the discontinued MCDLT, last week.

Fairplay 02-05-2015 07:21 PM
You're ripped SR, not ripped ripped. but ripped.

Bugeater 02-05-2015 07:34 PM
I plowed two Big Macs for lunch one day last week, and I regret nothing.

Simply Red 02-05-2015 07:57 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fairplay (Post 11312691)
You're ripped SR, not ripped ripped. but ripped.

That's very sweet of you to say - Thank you.


Quote:
Originally Posted by Baconeater (Post 11312719)
I plowed two Big Macs for lunch one day last week, and I regret nothing.

& this is why our relationship works - anybody not OCCASIONALLY hitting up McDonalds is just childish.

Fire Me Boy! 02-05-2015 08:41 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 11312753)
That's very sweet of you to say - Thank you.











& this is why our relationship works - anybody not OCCASIONALLY hitting up McDonalds is just childish.

I absolutely NEVER hit up McDonalds not because I refuse to eat fast food but because there about 100 other fast food restaurants I'd rather eat at. McD's is absolute trash food.

Simply Red 02-05-2015 08:50 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy! (Post 11312827)
I absolutely NEVER hit up McDonalds not because I refuse to eat fast food but because there about 100 other fast food restaurants I'd rather eat at. McD's is absolute trash food.
Then you're just being immature and following status quo; deep down I have zero doubt you'd plow a big-mac if you hadn't had one in years - to say any different is just a juvenile approach to this beautiful American landmark. It's the way it has to be. DGMW - I only do about 2-4 per year - my last one was double meat and double cheese - as OP indicates.

Honestly the chemistry was slightly thrown off - not a ton - but they have the balance of lettuce/sauce/cheese and onion/pickles. Their labs know what they're doing. However I'd like to emphasize that the one slice of cheese food is correct w/ this manwich.

Fire Me Boy! 02-05-2015 08:59 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 11312835)
Then you're just being immature and following status quo; deep down I have zero doubt you'd plow a big-mac if you hadn't had one in years - to say any different is just a juvenile approach to this beautiful American landmark. It's the way it has to be. DGMW - I only do about 2-4 per year - my last one was double meat and double cheese - as OP indicates.

Honestly the chemistry was slightly thrown off - not a ton - but they have the balance of lettuce/sauce/cheese and onion/pickles. Their labs know what they're doing. However I'd like to emphasize that the one slice of cheese food is correct w/ this manwich.

Sorry, dude, you're wrong. I've never liked McD's. When I was a kid, I'd eat the McNuggets if I had to have something, but their burgers are gross and have been my entire life.

Their breakfasts are passable, but Hardee's and Burger King are superior on that front.

BossChief 02-05-2015 09:08 PM
Sorry to interject, but if you NEVER eat McDonalds...how do you know they are that bad?

I eat there once every 2-3 months (when I'm getting back to home late with the kids and don't want to cook) and some things there aren't that bad.

Hammock Parties 02-05-2015 09:13 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BossChief (Post 11312868)
Sorry to interject, but if you NEVER eat McDonalds...how do you know they are that bad?
I got some strange urge for one of their breakfast sandwiches last year...first time I had eaten there in at least 5 years.

Never again.

Red Dawg 02-05-2015 09:16 PM
Dude! You have an amazing body.

Simply Red 02-05-2015 09:27 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy! (Post 11312852)
Sorry, dude, you're wrong. I've never liked McD's. When I was a kid, I'd eat the McNuggets if I had to have something, but their burgers are gross and have been my entire life.

Their breakfasts are passable, but Hardee's and Burger King are superior on that front.
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Simply Red 02-05-2015 09:28 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tuckdaddy (Post 11312876)
Dude! You have an amazing body.
That's very nice of you to say Tuck. Ty.

Simply Red 02-05-2015 11:28 PM
Anyone ever hammered one of these bad boys?

mother****ing 1090 calories bitch.

That's a lot of dead flesh.


Wendy's Triple Cheeseburger


http://i.imgur.com/EVeACcv.png

Bugeater 02-05-2015 11:30 PM
I might go murder a double Whopper for lunch tomorrow. Haven't done that in a long time.

Hammock Parties 02-05-2015 11:31 PM
You need to stop going to poverty fast food places and at least hit the decent ones. Five Guys, In 'n Out, Smashburger, Steak and Shake, etc.

Just say no to McDonalds, Wendy's or Burger King.

Bugeater 02-05-2015 11:33 PM
A ****ing Frisco Thickburger sounds good too, but I don't think there's a Hardee's anywhere near where I work.

Simply Red 02-05-2015 11:35 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Numbah One (Post 11313108)
You need to stop going to poverty fast food places and at least hit the decent ones. Five Guys, In 'n Out, Smashburger, Steak and Shake, etc.

Just say no to McDonalds, Wendy's or Burger King.
ONLY TALKING ABOUT IT YOUR HIGHNESS. SORRY I DIDN"T CLEAR DISCUSSING SOMETHING ON A DISCUSSION FORUM WITH YOU FIRST, I"LL TRY TO SEEK OUT YOUR PERMISSION IN THE FUTURE FOR GUIDANCE FROM YOUR EXPERIENCED LIFE -YOU KNOW SINCE I NEVER GO ANYWHERE NICE-LIKE I DIDN"T EAT AT HOUSTONS TWICE LAST WEEK. Please advise me further - critique me more - I need your assistance in all walks of life - since i've never experienced any success, ever - please show me all of your secrets.

Bugeater 02-05-2015 11:36 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Numbah One (Post 11313108)
You need to stop going to poverty fast food places and at least hit the decent ones. Five Guys, In 'n Out, Smashburger, Steak and Shake, etc.

Just say no to McDonalds, Wendy's or Burger King.
If it doesn't have a drive thru it's not fast food.

Simply Red 02-05-2015 11:37 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Baconeater (Post 11313111)
A ****ing Frisco Thickburger sounds good too, but I don't think there's a Hardee's anywhere near where I work.
I pounded a QPC deluxe the other night and it was awesome - Mayo on that quarter patty really comes through - McDonalds test labs are finally getting it right!

They're right up there with Five Guys now.

Hammock Parties 02-05-2015 11:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 11313115)
ONLY TALKING ABOUT IT YOUR HIGHNESS. SORRY I DIDN"T CLEAR DISCUSSING SOMETHING ON A DISCUSSION FORUM WITH YOU FIRST, I"LL TRY TO SEEK OUT YOUR PERMISSION IN THE FUTURE FOR GUIDANCE FROM YOUR EXPERIENCED LIFE -YOU KNOW SINCE I NEVER GO ANYWHERE NICE-LIKE I DIDN"T EAT AT HOUSTONS TWICE LAST WEEK. Please advise me further - critique me more - I need your assistance in all walks of life - since i've never experienced any success, ever - please show me all of your secrets.
Next time you come to KC I'm getting you a proper burger. This has to end.

Simply Red 02-05-2015 11:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Numbah One (Post 11313121)
Next time you come to KC I'm getting you a proper burger. This has to end.
Didn't you plow a baconator? Like the big one (non son of?)

Mr. Flopnuts 02-05-2015 11:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 11313102)
Anyone ever hammered one of these bad boys?

mother****ing 1090 calories bitch.

That's a lot of dead flesh.


Wendy's Triple Cheeseburger


http://i.imgur.com/EVeACcv.png
Yes. 4 times last year. I'm still wearing all of them.

Mr. Flopnuts 02-05-2015 11:46 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Baconeater (Post 11313111)
A ****ing Frisco Thickburger sounds good too, but I don't think there's a Hardee's anywhere near where I work.
Dude. Try the Velveeta patty melt down. It's similar but BETTER.


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