So what is the deal with Catapano ?
 

I want answers. None of this speculation bullshit !

I bet it's MRSA.

Or maybe he OD'd on steroids.

He's fine. Secret weapon for the games that matter.

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He's been reading CP too much and knows there's no hope for this franchise. So I'd say he's feeling a little unmotivated right now! Maybe he needs to check out the Mother ****ing Kate Upton thread instead??

fecal matter in the peds he got from mexico

Lyme disease?

Mono?

Ebolaids?

Sandy mangina?

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Ebola...

DVS! Dry vagina syndrome.

Pregnant or elephantitous

Rocky Mountain Spotted Fever

I'd bet it's MRSA

Saw the Oline, WR's, and Secondary that we are running out this year and said **** this life.

Maybe used a dirty needle?

MRSA:My Rock Sack Aches

Been hanging out too much with McGrath.

:banghead:

Oh...You wanted real answers............I don't Know.

Wait, there is a Kate Upton thread and I missed it?? :doh!:

The Rockin' Pneumonia and the Boogie Woogie Flu.

testicular torsion

I bet he's studying for his GMAT.

Is he Morman? On Missionary work?

Someone farted on his pillow and give him pink eye.

Well, why is everything so hush hush with him. Will he even be active for Sunday ?

No he will be inactive for at least 6 weeks, he's on the NFI. Stands for Non-Football Injury List.

Dehydrated from The Fappening?

JAWB

Just another white bust

So he's injured himself playing non-football ?

Massive disappointment, the way he flashed last year combined with the intense work he put in this offseason had me feeling great about him.

For now he's being put out of mind altogether, they're going to have to produce without him... dude cant even practice until week 6, so we'll maybe see him starting week 8.

7th round dude.


Who. Cares.

Damn, not Big Cat.

ebolaids

Really? But people can gush over UDFA Bray?

You can, but it's just as stupid.

Maybe Bray can pull it together in the next 7 months to prove he can be a QBotF. But there's better odds of me walking to the convenience store, buying five scratch off lotto tickets and winning $1,000 on each of them.

Catapano panning out is like buying five scratch offs and winning a $1,000 total.

So what happened to him?

he got hurt playing non-football

The lid is tightened down on this so much. Even the press who probably know thru sources are respecting his privacy.

All this leads me to believe he was pricked by a multi-flora aids bush!

MRSA?

It IS weird how quiet this is.

I'm about to come to the conclusion he had that there surgery that makes you into a female and he's having a reaction to the breast implants.

Its gotta be this.

Bob Gretz's guess is mono, but he admits even the press can't get any details on his malady.

The disease usually strikes younger people, but the older the person the more severe the symptoms may be.

"In particular, bed rest need not be prescribed, and a return to normal activities is desirable as soon as it is comfortable for them to be resumed (gradually, if necessary). Nevertheless, in an effort to decrease the risk of splenic rupture experts advise avoidance of contact sports and other heavy physical activity, especially when involving increased abdominal pressure or the Valsalva maneuver (as in rowing or weight training), for at least the first 3–4 weeks of illness or until splenomegaly has resolved, as determined by a treating physician."

How would one get mono playing non-football ?

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Crazy shit can affect the kinds of people you'd never think it could... three years ago I had a case of shingles so bad on the right side of my head, and down into my right eye, that the doc was afraid I'd not only lose sight in my right eye but that it would get so far back in there that it'd give me Encephalitis of the brain.

Missed a full month of work and even then wasnt feeling or looking right.

"Whaaa, I thought this was an old folks problem?"... the Doc said "nope".

Whatever is going on with this all pro in waiting, it must be kinda bad for the secrecy to be so severe.

Get well, Mike.

Nah , Tranny surgery !

Catapano is Lady Valor.

Maybe he was doing his sledgehammer workout. Rebounded up hitting him square in the forehead. Could be in a coma?

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What in the ****?

Lupus?

Feel like Cutler's diagnosis would have awakened other training staffs to this possibility.

I'm guessing it's a really embarrassing disease like Chronic Leaky Butt Polyps Syndrome

The old Jeremy Maclin disease. Classic.

"I don't want to play on a losing team" syndrome.

aids

Shit the faid infected us

Herpes

must be some kind of dick fungus or something that Capatano doesn't want everyone to know about

Kansas City Chiefs DE Mike Catapano practiced just a handful of times during training camp with what the Chiefs called an illness. He was placed on the non-football injury list to start the season. It's Week 2 and we still don't know what's wrong with Catapano, and it sounds like the Chiefs don't either.

Here's an exchange from Andy Reid's press conference today. (KC Star's Terez Paylor was asking the questions).


Q: Do we know what's wrong with Mike Catapano yet? Is he in town?

Reid: We don't have anything for you on that. They're still doing research on that and we'll see how things go.

Q: Have you ever seen anything like what's happening with him, whatever it is?

Reid: It's a concern obviously. Our docs are on top of it. He's seen some specialists and they're on top of it. There are no conclusions that have been set yet but they're working on stuff there. They're in communication. My thing is, I always care for the player and you want the best for them at this point. We'll just see how things work out.

Q: Is Mike in good spirits? Have you talked to him?

Reid: John Dorsey [talked to him] yesterday. He just wants to make sure he's OK. That's the main thing.

Q: Is it a coordination type thing, is there anything ... it's not flu-like symptoms. I don't know how to describe it.

Reid: I'm not sure I know how to describe it either right now. We'd have to get something from the doctors to tell you exactly. I'm not in that position right there.

ALS?

STD. Got AIDS from a used needle.

That was one of the most political evasive answers I have ever seen! Andy said NOTHING!

He must be taking lessons from the White House.......

:hmmm:

If it's not football related it falls under HIPAA.

If he's this sick that no one knows what's wrong with him then doesn't that mean he's pretty much done for the year?

yea if this is a non football injury and he's actually sick, then you can't count on the guy to ever play a NFL game again.

What the hell?

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This sounds similar to Jeremy Maclin's situation a couple years back. I don't think they ever did say what happened.
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Maybe he got sick like Brock Lesnar did.

Did Maclin turn into a piece of shit no talent 7th rounder who was white and therefore loved by corn-fed good ol boys from the midwest?

Because that's exactly what happened here.

Haven't you watched House? It's NEVER lupus

****. Beat me to it.

Didn't we have a RT that played a couple games then came down with an "illness" and never played again? What was his name Christian??

I still say he was round housing that sledge in his workout video. The thing rebounded up caught him square in the forehead and is in a coma.

maybe some type o of an nset Huntington's disease? Shit ,the guessing game of this ****ing infinite. Though nothing like Mr. Blond's departure

Or he literally does have AIDs

I heard he said bomb on a plane

Taken hostage by ISIS?

I thought we figured out Mr. Blonde was in prison.

Drafted by Dorsey Disease...

That was my assumption, but that "Leaving Forever" instance will always be shrouded in mystery