A Grim Reality
 

You all have been taken for a ride.

Every single last one of you.

The Chiefs hate you. They embrace your wallets. Nothing less.

More more more.

Lets consider the facts, they bring in a failed burned out flame out of a coach, who has a chance to right a lot of wrongs in his first draft.

He is a GURU who has a chance to cement a legacy for a Chiefs organization that hasn't had something to call their own in 30 ****ing years.

A qb. A qb to say, this is OURS. Not a goodwill donation. OURS.

And what does this fat brisket eating, family neglecting sloppy more chins than a Chinese phone book having whale looking Kool-Aid man fatso do?

He goes to the well for the FOURTH ****ing time?

Joe? Bono? Elvis? ALEX?

Not only that, they then have the gall to ONCE again bet against themselves to bring in this guy.

A guy who was replaced despite playing the best ball of his career.

Kicked out by a tattooed freak show who is more known for his legs, and wearing another NFL's team hat than for pretty much everything else.

This is your qb now. This is YQUR grim reality. Chiefs fans, this is YOUR life.

It means that giving this pretty boy hack the keys to the franchise for the next four years, that you will be stuck in mediocrity.

While teams like the Patriots, Colts, and Broncos are building a complete team, the Chiefs did NOTHING. They let a pro bowl tackle waltz away for nothing, and let a pro bowl corner go, and not only just go, but go to a DIVISIONAL RIVAL, and replaced him with CHRIS OWENS.

A corner so bad, he was released by CLEVELAND.

Enjoy it lil chiefy.

THIS IS YOUR ****ING LIFE.

Embrace the hate, welcome to the suck.

Sincerely,

The Hunts.

Who by the way, are sitting in their mansions counting your tears, and your dollars.

Sincerely.

Mav

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Congratulations on 10k posts.

ShuT

TEH

****

UP !

Ok.

Thank you.

Actually it's an extension, he is under contract for five more years.
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Sure that's all good and fine but what about my dry, chafing balls?

What the hell is this shit? Ban Hammer for you asshole.

We are doomed!!!!!

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Baby powder.
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Don't use the anti monkey butt shit
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Doesn't baby powder suck up moisture? Sure it would help the chafing, but what about the dry balls?

****ing Hark ****.

This should take care of the twins.

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Shouldn't the thread title be A Grim Opinion by a Random Dumb ****?

I prefer the green bottle, but yes.

I can't tell you how it works but they sure are soft.
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Cool story, bro. Your ideas have convinced me to not watch the games this season. Looks like I dodged a bullet.

I don't like something about it. Texture maybe. Smell too.

Gold Bond ain't got shit on what I got!

Perhaps I begin using Downy as a lube?

Fabric softener makes me break out.

Another retread QB is ours ROFL

Icy hot bro, it works WONDERS!!

Not me. I chose another path. **** the chuefs.

Ahhh yeah. Now it's a party.

Not my wallet.

I hope this means you're going to go bandwagon another team for a while ever.

Is rather read another deberg thread before I read thread start again.

Seriously, why all the spaces between each

single

sentence?

Blame Alex Smith

Never. I love you way too much.

Not really sure. I'll work on that.

You dick

Bugnasty doing work.

10000th post. I decided to go off the cuff. I needed to see what pure misery felt like.

novel concept

The Broncos need some more bandwagon riders.... Let them roll you over and have they're way with you.

ROFL

Leave me off your top 100 list will ya!

Did rico hack your account?

tl;dr

Former moniker: Alex Smith fan
Total douche bag, you are.

Leave the dramatics to Claythan, who has it down to an art.

This pales in comparison.

I know. I'mm really bad at trolling.

I don't deny that. Complete and utter douche.

Owens came from Atlanta.

He was with Cleveland and Miami last year.

You lucky bastard!

This is Clay.

A grim reality:

Unless Alex Smith COMPLETELY shits the bed and we have a couple of horrible seasons in a row, we are stuck with Mavericks Ave for a couple more years

I'm not sure which is more grim

Having a couple more shitty seasons and watching Mav's ace go bye bye

or

having a couple 8-8 seasons and being stuck with Mav longer


Grim indeed

Yes because your 'moniker' is so much less douchey LOL

Girl at verizon counter: "Whats your email sir?"

Douche: "CunningLinguist69@aol.com"

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Fake fan

It's not. I have no mults. In fact I have this dipshit on ignore because he has become unbearable.

It's a tough decision I bet!

Lol. Good! Please keep me there.

I became unbearable because they re-signed Alex Smith, and you can't stand it. That and you **** buddy Kaepernick and you are two forms of stupid.

decision?

I wish i could decide that the chiefs arent a shitty franchise

that would kick ass

OP, it's amazing how CP has seeped into the essence of your being. Your complete 180 from last season has to be a CP conversion speed record.

Yeahhhhh, I wouldn't read into that too much.

Just a little 10 k post fun. I hadn't created a thread in over a year.

This

I'm pretty real I think....
I'm not plastic or any thing

Might as well be , for how hard your ass gets reamed around here

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Hmmmm. I dunno about you mister. I right we had moved past this stuff sir.

moved past an opportunity to post a pic of a plastic butthole?

NEVER, sir!

I'm joshing tho man...You know I love you and I REALLY hope ALex tears it up this year.. Straight up

I will never ever root for a tank or whatnot or a suck for luck type of deal.

Hes our guy , I am behind him

Lets rumble

I was talking about the butt hole! Lol.

I'm aware. I'm all honesty in as non homo way as possible. So glad you are back. Place wasn't the same!